Lucky Number Devon

I thank whatever gods may be/ for my unconquerable soul

[yurimom]

this is really just my favorite tiktok

[unclefather]

there’s so many things going on here that we can’t talk about right now

[chaosthedemon]

how dare you hide this in the notes

[exhausted-undead]

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! blue eye samurai isn't related to christmas at all but pretend it is

referenced from frank leyendecker's "the dragon painter"

[beardedmrbean]

[agam-shel-barvadim]

this post was written by Microsoft Excel

[throo]

[depsidase]

[smartypantsshow]

Which french fry is best?

➡️ Go to Dropout to watch this episode of Smartyshorts!

[icaseybaybee]

[duskdragonxiii]

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

[duskdragonxiii]

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

[quasarkisses]

Apparently because you have no idea how to care for anything but a dog

[duskdragonxiii]

Daddy is not known for his animal husbandry

[memeclassheroes]

[theoddowldoodle]

He should be in all detective shows

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

does anyone know how to talk to girls

[dragongirlbunny]

saw a post on bluesky about reimagining The Iliad as a mecha war and that idea goes unbelievably hard. achilles in his legally distinct gundam cutting through dozens of enemy suits. aggamemnon in his gold-plated mech. paris using a long range sniper rifle to exploit a design flaw in achilles' armor. the gods are all various megacorps who have a stake in the war bc it'll impact their profits.

[werewolf-transgenderism]

oh my god I just saw the cutest thing in the world. little Black girl with beads in her hair for the first day of school and the beads were pink then silver then a bunch of yellow then beige then grey to make them look like pencils 🥺🥺🥺 brb I will draw an artist’s rendition

[werewolf-transgenderism]

^ like this. waaaaaugh 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[evergreen-femme]

had to share this

[wolfythewitch]

Saw a tweet about mamdani solving the astrophage crisis and now im just imagining them sending mamdani to space

[wolfythewitch]

This came to me at 3pm in the afternoon

[luckynumber-devon]

Ha he’s still wearing his mayor suit - I love this guy

[dimetrodone]

The Great Gatsby

[sobblefan]

This was a cold open to a youtube video and I am crying LOL

(video here)