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Hey, new followers! I just want to make something super super clear so there’s never any confusion.

I am a Jewish blogger, I am happy being Jewish, I don’t want to be talked to if your aim is to convert me to Christianity. I do not consider Messianics to be Jewish, and I will not apologise for that. If you are Messianic and you follow me anyway for my Jewish content, you will be blocked. Other than that, anyone is welcome on my page. It’s a mess of fandom posts and Jewish posts and i probably should have far more side blogs than I do. Enjoy!

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It's okay, friends. Lestat has the blood of Akasha in him.

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U.S. insurance is just “can I see my doctor I’ve been with for five years please” followed by them saying “no they’re out of network now, find a new doctor”.

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“Trump humiliated, country speechless” no we’re not and no he’s not because he doesn’t have any sense of shame and we’ve seen the same shit play out in a million different ways and we’re tired and burnt out. These sensationalist headlines cover up the reality that it doesn’t matter what we say. The current government has taken a matter of months to destroy institutions it will take decades to restore. I don’t care if the president got a little angry on TV, I care that his people are inside the house robbing it upside down.

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Whoever shoved my cane away from me at stagedoor tonight at Hadestown just to get ahead, hope your pillow is warm and all your silverware is sticky.

Fantastic show, though.

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Idk which one, but one of the Thunderbolts popped on the N2N proshot and John Walker spent the whole thing alternating sobbing and acting like the people in the TV could hear his terrible advice.

If it’s the censored version, Alexei yells the appropriate swear at the appropriate time. He’s never seen it before.

And Bob either doesn’t join them at all or, actually, he may have been the one who put it on.

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88 degrees (f I’m sorry Celsius people) cannot be a safe room temperature, right?

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Promising the third Lamy Safari of my lifetime that this time is different, I won't lose this one...

Yeah, exam season has me lying to a pen.

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Having cOCD means I'm on a wild ride this week.

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I'm aware this is a petty peeve, but it really annoys me when I'm down the Everest rabbit-hole on youtube and half the search results are AI slop videos that are not only AI and slop, but completely fabricated for the sake of outrage. They usually involve entitled women who don't actually exist, they make light of an actual issue, and they contribute nothing. And when curiosity wins and I go to look at the comments, people are uncritically eating it up.

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I have so many great ideas for painting and none of the skill required to execute them.

[raccoonmilf]

When I was in grade school I used to send emails to biologists and zoologists asking them questions to get answers to include in school projects I was working on, and would cry when they did not respond because I thought I was stupid for thinking that some random kid would ever be deserving of a response from someone who does something as smart and cool and important as *checks notes* studies frog fungus.

Now, at 29, I’m lowkey having a panic attack because my academic email is filled with middle schoolers wanting me to answer their questions about pygmy raccoons and I keep putting off answering them because I’m so overwhelmed with all the other raccoon stuff I have to do.

Anyway, greatest apologies to any scientist I ever emailed as a child and also an adult.

[raccoonmilf]

I know your research is really important and I appreciate all you are doing but this is so fucking funny

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I really want people to stop saying “Abrahamic religions” when they mean Christianity.

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Steal a dog? No, I want to be a dog. One of those dogs that lies in patches of sun all day and eats the kind of carefully curated food owners who are obsessed with their dogs make and wears little outfits and sleeps all day and

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Can never post my OPLA au where they're all doing Beetlejuice the musical together because no one will ever believe I started it before they cast Miss Goldenweek.

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I was explaining the Jewish vampire debate to my mom and she looked at me and said “my grandfather would have LOVED the Internet”.

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Cry in the dark here but I feel so unable to keep chametz out of my life right now. My OCD has been uncontrollable recently and it’s even worse with the new rituals to follow right now, but I feel so guilty when I don’t.