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the instant unfollow when I see hogwarts stuff in the year 2026
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round
Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)
Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)
Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)
Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
Senshi is losing? This is rigged.
Y'all don't even know about Jimothy in Seattle, do you?
Jimothy is our local cryptid who lives in the Ballard neighborhood of Seattle. He's a raccoon with short spine syndrome and it makes him special. He's been around since 2023.
Saw this and thought of sharing it because it is very beautiful
Saw this and thought of
sharing it because it is
very beautiful
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Reminder to tie down your werewolves next full moon
Just had a breakdown at a gay bar.
Said goodbye to my friend, walked to my car and thought to myself, "well i havent drank in awhile...and its still early...maybe one last drink? Ill really try to savour it," went back in and ordered from this guy I THOUGHT was cute.
Took my drink to the patio, sat and tried to relax, suddenly ""cute"" bartender pops up and is like, "Cmere!!! Cmere!" He insists i follow him. My stupid brain makes me think we'll maybe exchange numbers or something....
He says, "im being spiteful," and takes me to the bar, refusing to answer when I ask what he means.
He points to someone across the bar, "go talk to them. " what do you mean? "She wants to talk to you!"
Me: Ok....what? Uh...? *walks over to a woman and two gay guys* hello...
Woman: hi, I just...youre so handsome and I wanted to say hi.
Me: oh, well thank you so much!...um...but...
Woman: oh...I asked the bartender and he said you were straight?
Me: oh im so sorry....he uh...he definitely knows im gay...*turns to bartender* what the hell?
NoLongerCuteBartender: im being spiteful.
Turns out her dad just passed away, and she came out with her best friend to get her mind off things. And she just lost a ton of weight and was just starting to feel confident too...
So. That bartender is just a fucking dick.
After talking with her for a bit and a few awkward side-hugs, I needed to excuse myself...
all the fucking stress of this terrible week came to a head and I started to burst out crying.
He was pranking her. What the fuck? What the actual fuck? Why am I involved? I broke down in my car.
Lucky my boyfriend wasnt fully asleep yet and I was able to call him. I was spiraling so hearing his voice really helped.
Wild that I’m having to say it again
If you are a transphobic or racist queer, don’t follow me.
You’re a class traitor piece of shit, die slowly.
But also, die before I fucking get to you bub
ura showing off his frankly terrifying legs
When someone doesn't understand why I think chubby men are hot. Fucking look at that leg.
It took me 3 watches to realize the door is cardboard and this man is not just freakishly strong.
I assure you this is a standard interior door, usually only exterior doors are solid.
You can see the inside of the cardboard though.
This isn’t a real door, it’s a prop from a movie or TV set.
it has a paper honeycomb for rigidity, and that’s how interior doors are made for modern construction in the USA.
y'all have never kicked a hole in your bedroom door in a flurry of teenage hormonal rage and it shows
If I kicked my bedroom door I’d more likely break my foot than the door.
I always thought people punching through doors or shoving people through doors was just from the movies. Doors in my country are generally solid planks of wood, a polymer of sorts, or metal.
American homes are made extremely cheaply and aren’t built to last.
Steam from hot showers seeps into wall which are not treated to handle moisture, and mold grows in the walls.
Almost every wall or floor is made out of plywood.
Flimsy roofing that can withstand a run of the mill heavy storm, but not much more than that.
Weak foundations that wouldn’t hold up at all if it weren’t for how light and plywood-y the overall house is.
Not every American house is this shitty in all of these ways, but the vast majority of them are, and almost all of them have at least one of these problems. Even rich people’s homes.
Read this article.
https://dengarden.com/misc/American-Houses-and-Bad-Quality
Then watch this video.
Are we just ignoring this original post was about the OP looking for Elf Pussy or are we just totally past that?
It’s already been answered that there is no elf pussy here, so why dwell? 🤷🏾♂️
I’ve been waiting all year to post this.