The Zodiac Killer Ate My Son

[elexecution]

if i was born 500 years ago i would have been speculating that the two dudes who went to get firewood together were fucking

[neaborealis]

chat, how long do y’all think 500 years is. Romeo and Juliet was written in the 1500s. 500 years is not the Stone Age.

[elexecution]

why do u think people stopped collecting firewood after caveman times

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Many such cases

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[andilion5356]

[thedogeveryonehates]

DEATH TO ALL OF THEM

DEAAAAAAAAAAATH

[grapnel]

An example of why one should use the Oxford comma.

[sepdet]

LOL. I think they tried to fix it.

Nice try. Still no.

[doubleca5t]

[doubleca5t]

[woman-becomer]

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

[pmamtraveller]

The Pearl With The Girl Earring by Olaf Falafel

[willgrahamscock]

how it feels to be surrounded by perverted mutants

[willgrahamscock]

STOP REBLOGGING I MEAN MUTUALS

[willgrahamscock]

oh come onnnnnn

[estrogenpatchnotes]

[disgustinggf]

[responsibilitychan]

wgatever .

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[welpnotagain]

[pyromechanical]

it was a nargagouga

[sludgebitch]

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

[huanggugugu]

ok

Reference (source unknown):

[boltpenguin]

hey diva no shade but I have stationed mercenaries at the edge of your kingdom’s borders

[ciaran]

being a vampire is about penetrating someone but it's also about being filled up with their fluids. in this way vampirism confuses the top/bottom dichotomy