i wanna be more active again >_< is the community dead? anyways if u guys wanna hmu totally go for it! i haven’t been lifting much lately just here and there but i got super cool playboy glasses from p@csún!!!

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@lucyliftz
i wanna be more active again >_< is the community dead? anyways if u guys wanna hmu totally go for it! i haven’t been lifting much lately just here and there but i got super cool playboy glasses from p@csún!!!
finally someone who gives clear directions in a video instead of silently making me figure out what the fuck they’re doing
reblogging for later
The quality content I want on my dash 😎
Ok so where do I get these
Reblogging so I don’t lose this
reblogging so i don’t forget
has anyone ever thought about hiding items in a reusable water bottle?
i’ve done this before & as long as you execute this smoothly you should be fine
PLS REBLOG IF ACTIVE APRIL 2020 (l*fting blogs only) ♡
it’s a tricky time atm for everyone as we’re all in lockdown & staying indoors but i still love interacting with everyone, planning for what we’ll do when we get out of this and sharing tips.
GETTING CAUGHT STORIES
Because every lifter should read these because when y‘all get sloppy and overconfident, y’all GET CAUGHT. (not all are getting caught, some are getting stopped/getting chased and those are just as important to read)
Caught at Urban Outfitters
Stopped at K-Mart
Followed from Zoomies
Sephora Vigilante Customer
Caught at Ulta
Chased from Kohls
Caught at Meijer
Caught at Target (with a turning around story)
EDIT:
Here are some videos I pulled off Youtube.
Lifter at Ulta (read the video description, he’s wanted)
More Lifters at Ulta (once again, read the description)
Another lifter at Ulta (do i have to say it again)
Even more lifters at Ulta (srsly watch these to learn what NOT to do)
Lifter at Sephora
Another lifter at Sephora
Lifters at Hollister
Lifters at Gamestop
Lifter at Macy’s
Lifter at Dillard’s
Bonus points if you can watch the videos and point out all the shit they did wrong lmao
If I find anymore, I’ll add it here. If you have a story to share, send it to me c:
BE CAREFUL
haul from today!! i call this an incredibly late birthday present to myself🦋
let me know if you want more stuff like this, idk i never get any notes sooo
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urban outfitters🥬
top - £28
calvin klein bralette £30
calvin klein pants £20
mario badescu cleanser £14
sports direct🍒
adidas socks £12
waterstones🍇
'what do you meme?' game £29
holland and barrett🥥
2x kallø rice cakes £4
5x burts bees lip balm £20
the works🥨
chocolate bar for a friend £1.50
fiddle toy £2
boots🍊
florence by mills face wash £12
florence by mills peel of mask £20
florence by mills eyes pads £34
too faced 'sweet peach' pallete £39
too faced 'hangover' primer £26
too faced highlight £28
too faced brush £25
face brush £3
fat face🍓
necklace £14
earrings £8
2x headband £16
cath kidson🥦
purse £65
hand cream and hand sanitizer set (I FOUND SANITISER!!) £16
debanhams🥝
michael kors perfume £42
urban decay setting spray £36
river island🍣
bag £46
starbucks🪐
cup £9
total £599.50
i got some more shit too but i cba to total it!!!!
(lots of it is unpictured)
The amazon customer service chat is completely automated, and if you tell it that you didn’t receive a package and ask for a refund it will send the payment back to your account, no questions asked, even if there’s a picture of it on your doorstep. No human ever verifies those interactions and you could theoretically do this many times without being caught
Just an observation
REBLOG IS ACTIVE AS OF MARCH 2020
i took a break and everyone seems dead ):
How dare my malls announce limited hours when I wanted to steal things
How dare Bath & Boody Wrks close when I wanted to steal things
how dare my fucking entire country close when i wanted to steal things
i wanna lift so bad but this damn virus is stupid and i cant go anywhere...
It’s gonna be a while until I can lift again bc of the coronavirus:( I have to stay in my house with my family for a few weeks and no public places. It’s gonna suck. At least I have lii1ftblrr to get me thru it
TIP: Assuming another identity/disguising yourself
- Contact lenses.
- Lashes - make a huge difference
- Eyeliner - Manipulate your eye shape
- Over or underline your lips, even change the shape, wear different bright colours
- Foundation - Wear slightly darker or lighter than usual
- EYEBROWS - makes all the difference - change the colour, shape, length
- Contour - drastically changes your appearance
- No-makeup - if you generally wear makeup, don’t wear it (not recommended when lifting high end makeup though, make it look like you know what ur doing)
- Tie your hair up - braid it, ponytail
- Wear a wig - make it look realistic though!
- Change your hair colour - if you have bleached hair, very easy to switch it up, don’t go for obnoxiously bright shades, but pastels are fine
- Hat - usually sus, but as long as you don’t go too big, you’ll be ok, eg. beanie, snapbacks - great if you have an unnatural hair colour
- Nails - Put on press on nails? idk how effective this would be but ye
- Fake tan - don’t make it obnoxious, please
- Fake piercings - generic nose ring, nothing too extreme. Goes the other way too, if you have facial piercings, take them out
- Gender - make it ambiguous. appear to be androgynous, if you’re a guy don’t be afraid to wear makeup
- Heels - cleated boots, 3 inch heels (don’t do stilettos, makes an abnoxious noise), make yourself look taller
- Layer up - Wear all black to look slimmer, layer up to look bigger
- Shoe size - this is pretty fkn extreme, but wear shoes that are bigger than ur normal size, idk, maybe if you’re on a heist?
- Demographic - dress outside of yours (make sure it fits into the stores type, don’t dress like a punk and walk into sephora) - emo, prep, basic
- Facial hair - fake it, shave it off
- Boobs - wear a binder to make them appear smaller, pushup if smaller
OK WOW this list is incredibly extra af, but idk?? if you’re paranoid af/going on a fucking heist? Feel free to add to this list <3
-stuff your clothes with tissue to make urself look heavier!! while concealing u can even take some of it out and put the items u want into ur fake sac of fat -make yourself stand out (in a good way) for one time. maybe if ur a guy and ur going to a sephoooora or ultah make urself look like jeffree star !! go all out on ur makeup and theyll probably think ur some loaded makeup guru on ig! dont forget to go all out on ur clothes too and lift all the shit u can and never wear rhat disguise again . (unless ur going to other stores that arent nearby) -there was a post on this but CARRY THE BIBLE! everyone will avoid u just do it man -if u wanna be subtle paint ur nails! maybe paint them neon purple and the next time u go put on fake long ass nails painted nude so it looks like ur a completely different person . whose nails grow that fast, right?? -dont forget about ur aura. maybe one time make it seem like ur a germaphobe and bring a napkin to touch everything (itll also make a great concealing method bc you could put it in ur bag with a product and take it out every time u wanna look at something) and honestly nobody would really wanna approach u!! wear gloves, and bring hand sanitizer - HAIR! ik they already kinda said rhis but style ur hair so it frames ur face differently! maybe one day rock an emo look and the next a zoella look . - shoes omg !!!!!!!! always change ur shoes . ik i always have a default pair of shoes but that could be such a dead giveaway bc ull be wearing it with all ur disguises… make sure ur shoes math ur disguise - wear something that makes u look fat or vice versa! if ur really skinny maybe wear something big like a hoodie and contour ur neck so it looks like u have a double chin !!! and make ur face look a lil chubby with contour and highlight in all the right places! (if u dont itll be a dead giveaway that ur wearing a disguise and itll look really weird)
ok im really tired now but I HOPE I HELPED SOMEWHAT!! gl lifting yall !
CARRY THE BIBLE 😂😂😭😭😭
Disguises for broke bitches
YESSTYLE!!
they have wigs, clothes, makeup, hats, accessories and even contact lenses!
just make sure to read the reviews!
(you could probably scam them too because they ship from hong kong)
Also… Some makeup tutorials to help you up your contouring game!
“From thumb to Meghan Fox”
“Kat von d makeup transformation”
“Lana Del Ray transformation”
(don’t go too heavy on the contour though!)
just look for any tutorial that turns the person into a celebrity!
it’s so ironic that the lifting community is literally the friendliest & nicest fandom/community thing i’ve ever come across
I feel this 100%. I have yet to meet someone who I don’t enjoy talking to:)
I mean we’re all here to help each other being rude is the exact opposite of the point
awe you’re all the sweetest children
facts :’)
IM GOING TO SCREAM
i put some old ass shit i lifted around it to make it feel more full but fr yall—
my heart was pounding walking out of that m@çÿ’ś istg😭😭😭
my first ever liftblr haul yall better not sleep on this shit
am i already reblogging this?
perhaps
only cuz yall sleeping on it
the final giveaway
obviously couldn’t leave without doing a giveaway
first pack (makeup pack) worth £229
second pack (random pack) worth £256
giveaway ends today midnight (uk only obvs)
only rule is to reblog, good luck 💓
TIP FOR IF YOU BEEP!! (tried n tested)
so a couple weeks back someone said people with a pacemaker can set off towers sometimes…
today, even before i’d decided to lift i was browsing nearby shops. anyway, exiting t0p$hop i beeped. i decided to try out the “oh sorry that happens sometimes, it’s my pacemaker” excuse and stopped
the SA was like “oh god i’m so sorry about that!” 😭
i’m so shameless idc i’m definitely using that if i ever beep whilst lifting