Snitch Snatch~

I misspelt kl epto in my username I'll never live this down. In and out of the community for years. Willing to chat and exchange tips. Diagnosed OC D which inspires my compulsions

[pokelift-deactivated20221203]

can’t BELIEVE this has to be said but if u interact with sh/ed shit fuck off and delete your account

[liftmeupnotdown]

Made some memes for the girlies

[l-ft-deactivated20231116]

i saw a post with tips on how to l!ft from stārbies and fyi most of them have multiple real cameras all around the counter (where all the items are) and employees are required to inform shift managers about l!fters who will call the police for persecution. i have 3 friends who work at different stårbùcks locations and they all verified this information

[luckyclepto]

Good info to spread! Back when I was actively l/y ftinq i feel it was common knowledge that St/arbs had cameras in specific areas with a general no chase policy. Hopefully your input + the normal "every area is different" ideas can spread fast!!

[lift-4-dead-2]

löwë§ haul! 3 plants & some plant care stuff total is $112 not pictured is a plant stand for my bamboo <3 legit just walked out through the garden center part cause all of the associates were busy holidays are so easy 😼

[frippalifting]

Remember to give back!

for example, i lift from a chain for-profit second hand store, and then barter the items w the small corner 2nd hand shop under my house, another example: before they caught me, i used to lift granola bars from decathlon to give them to my local homeless shelter.

do u have some similar stories to share?

remember: corporations are stealing from common people, so lets take our stuff back!

[luckyclepto]

I could probably get my local for-pro thrift shop. THey have these ridiculous, annoying narrow aisles. THe only downside is she’s busy busy busy.  I know for a fact theyre bad towards their workers, with ignoring scheduling needs and shouting. They’d have it coming tbh. Only downside is, Im known there :/

[reilikeslifting]

tips for lifting something like a book? 🫶

for a book! I would say if you just want 1, on body is a great choice. i would say along your front in your waistband. if you have big boobies stick it under them and then put it in your waistband. you can do it in the back of your waistband too, especially if you have a jacket! then you can cover it with your jacket. if you have a bag that'll fit it, you can put it in your waistband for the time being, then use the restroom and hide it in your bag there :)

[luckyclepto]

I really wanna get books sometime but it seems so hard!! I hope this method works out for me eventually

[lowkeylifter]

didnt pass the vibe check

[kuromilifts]

I kind of agree with this to some extent tho,, 😳

[melodylifts]

tbh i agree i just dont want to pay

[iceylifts]

paying was always overrated anyways 🥱

[roachlol]

I'm not ashamed of admitting I don't want to pay for something I could get for free lol

[luckyclepto]

havent comm/itted anything in years but im rlly considering DNAing some De/mon/ias. Just found out I’m only 5′4″ 💔

[irres-lift-ible]

made this meme for all the bb lifters i keep having to block 😭

[berriesliftx-deactivated2022012]

stop oversharing on tnglr

stop posting your exact amounts $ from 🧬

stop posting screenshots of your customer service chats

stop posting the exact items you got in your order

stop posting emails the company sent you

remove your exif data

never use your real name

never reuse a username you use somewhere else

never post any pets or family members

never. post. your face.

dont mention any other accounts you have anywhere on the net

switch up your typing style / vague any locations

blocking people wont stop people from seeing your info on a site with no private account features

be as vague as you can. u can be informational w/o sacrificing discretion. don’t be stupid. always assume you’re being watched.

[clitlift]

it’s not a “felony” or “shoplifting” it’s my feminine urge to gather, officer

[maple-lift]

Ugh I cant wait for the after Christmas returns when nothing is tagged

[luxl1fts23]

YES!!?🙌🏻

[lift-for-dead]

I don't entirely understand this post. Can someone explain?

[lift-for-dead]

|Via @maple-lift

|@lift-for-dead basically what stickfingeys said ( love ur username btw) |typically returns don't get retagged and theres a TON after christmas

Thanks! For the compliment & the explanation

[zmlift8-blog]

PINK shoplifting rules/standards :)

[darling-lifter]

Absolute fucking morons. “Do not contact mall security, the police or another store or retailer about a suspicious individual or suspected shoplifter in your store.”

who cares though, just makes it easier for us. Just so dumb on their ends that I’m literally in shock. Y’all asking for it

[crybabylift]

yeah it’s the new policy they can’t do jack shit about any lifters even if they see you conceal

[luxurylifter]

USA SHPLIFTNG STATE LAWS.

* Alabama - $500 but if it exceeds $2500 it’s class C felony. Stay under $500.

* Alaska - $750 or more is a class C felony.

* Arizona - $1000 or more is a class 6 felony.

* Arkansas - $1000 or less is a class A misdemeanor.

* California - (This one is a doozie) When the crime involves property with a value up to $50, it is up to the prosecutor to charge it as an infraction or misdemeanor. The maximum fine for shoplifting up to $50 worth of property is $250. When the property value is worth more than $50, it is punishable by up to $1,000 in fines and six months in jail. No other way to sum it up lol.

* Colorado - Class 1 petty offense is $50 or less. Punishable up to 6 months in jail.

* Connecticut - First Degree Larceny is a Class B Felony with penalties ranging from 20 years in jail, probation, and a maximum $15,000 fine. Second Degree Larceny is a Class C Felony, and carries up to 10 years in prison, a maximum $10,000 fine, and probation. Basically don’t lift here lol.

* Delaware - Misdemeanor if $1500 or less.

* Florida - Property worth between $100 and $750 is petit theft and a first-degree misdemeanor, punishable by up to one year in jail and up to $1,000 in fines. All I’m gonna say so don’t lift here often lol.

* Georgia - $300 or less is a misdemeanor.

* Hawaii - $250 or less is a petty misdemeanor.

* Idaho - $1,000 or more is a felony. Stay under $500-$1000 to be safe.

* Illinois - $300 or more can lead up to 5 years in prison. Don’t fuck here basically.

* Indiana - $750 or more is a felony.

* Iowa - 5th degree theft is $200 or less. A simple misdemeanor.

* Kansas - $1000 is felony.

* Kentucky - $500 or less is a class A misdemeanor.

* Louisiana - less than $1000 is petty theft.

* Maine - $500 or less is considered class E crimes. Up to 6 months in jail.

* Maryland - $100 or less is a misdemeanor. $100-$1000 is still a misdemeanor but can face up to $500 in fines and 18 months in prison.

* Massachusetts - If you shoplift items less than $100, a fine of $250 for a first offense and $500 for a second may be levied. ... Shoplifting is its own crime in Massachusetts, but if the value of the stolen item is over $100, it can be charged as larceny instead.

* Michigan - $200 or less is a misdemeanor.

* Minnesota - $500 or less is a misdemeanor.

* Mississippi - $1000 or less is a misdemeanor.

* Missouri - $150 or less is a class D misdemeanor. Fine of $500, however no jail time.

* Montana - A person convicted of theft of property not exceeding $1,500 in value will be ordered to pay a fine of no more than $1,500, or be imprisoned in the county jail for a term of no more than six months, or both. ... This is the lowest level of theft under Montana law, sometimes referred to as petty theft.

* Nebraska - under $200 with no prior convictions is a class 2 (II) misdemeanor, up to 6 months in jail and/or up to $1000 fine.

* Nevada - $650 or more is a felony.

* New Hampshire - Shoplifting is usually charged as a misdemeanor criminal offense, which is punishable by up to one year of incarceration and $2,000 in fines. Such penalties can be best avoided using a New Hampshire shoplifter lawyer.

* New Jersey - $200 or less is a misdemeanor.

* New Mexico - $250 or less is a petty misdemeanor.

* New York - $1000 or less is a misdemeanor.

* North Carolina - A first offense for Concealment of Merchandise is a Class 3 Misdemeanor, which can involve up to 20 days in jail and 24 hours of community service. Penalties increase with repeat offenses. A Larceny of Goods charge is more complex.

* North Dakota - $500 or less is a misdemeanor.

* Ohio - under $1000 is a misdemeanor. Up to 180 days in jail and/or up to $10000 in fines.

* Oklahoma - If you shoplift an item worth less than $500, your first conviction carries up to 30 days in jail, a fine of $10 to $500, or both. The penalty is up to a year in jail.

* Oregon - $1000 or less is a misdemeanor.

* Pennsylvania - $150 or less is a misdemeanor. Up to 90 days in jail and/or fine up to $300.

* Rhode Island - A first offense for shoplifting is a misdemeanor and carries up to one year a prison, a fine ranging from $50 up to $500, or both.

* South Carolina - less than $2000 is a misdemeanor however up to $1000 in fines and up to 30 days in jail.

* South Dakota - The retail value of the merchandise, regardless of whether or not the merchandise has been recovered undamaged, and. a monetary penalty of four times the retail value of the merchandise, or $100, whichever is greater.

* Tennessee - $1000 or less is a misdemeanor.

* Texas - Class B misdemeanor: $2,000 fine and 180 days in jail. Class A misdemeanor: $4,000 fine and one year in jail. State jail felony: $10,000 fine and two years in jail. Third-degree felony: $10,000 fine and 2 to 10 years imprisonment.

* Utah - Utah classifies shoplifting and retail crime as a class A misdemeanor if the property was $500 or more but less than $1,500.

* Vermont - A person convicted of the offense of retail theft of merchandise having a retail value not in excess of $900.00 shall be punished by a fine of not more than $500.00 or imprisonment for not more than six months, or both.

* Virginia - $200 or more is felony theft.

* Washington - $750 or less is a misdemeanor.

* West Virginia - $500 or less is a misdemeanor.

* Wisconsin - If caught with merchandise valued between $100 and $2,500, you will be charged with a Class A misdemeanor. This is a serious misdemeanor charge, as it carries up to nine months in prison and a fine of up to $10,000.

* Wyoming - less than $1000 is a misdemeanor. The maximum penalty for misdemeanor theft is six months' imprisonment and a $750 fine.

Also as a side note:

Value exceeds $1000, it has a statute of 5 years. Anything less is 2 years(?).

Also this list took over an hour so appreciate it if you’re too lazy to Google shit like me lol.

Keep in mind we are committing crimes. Crimes! Trust your damn gut it’s always right. Better safe than sorry. Btw my blog isn’t searchable so no need to censor words.

REBLOG IF SOMETHINGS MISSING.

[urfavoritelifter]

hi, i know i haven’t posted in awhile it’s mostly because i’ve been dealing with a lot of stress but i just wanted to make a very important post. my bf is black and we l!ft together, or i’ll do it when he’s with me and i just wanted to remind you guys:

ALWAYS ALWAYS TAKE THE FALL FOR YOU POC FRIENDS BECAUSE I PROMISE YOUR PUNISHMENT WON’T BE AS BAD.

it’s a completely different thing to commit crimes and not be white, and us white ppl need to keep that in mind. listen to your poc friends, if they sense that something is up and want to ditch, DO IT! it’s their lives on the line, it’s a slap on the wrist for you.

[marrylifts-blog]

I Got Cocky

I got cocky….. I almost got caught at EarthBounds and Uffda. She was suspicious luckily no cameras in the store and I got out fast. Lmao I told my friends parents I didn’t feel so good and I left 😂, not gonna see me anytime soon. She kept asking for my bag and guys you have the right to say “ No” I said that with a smile 💕💕, and I fucking left. I tired to say it as sweetly as I could and I left and she asked where I put the stuff and I told her and she called someone I think when I left and I went and I almost threw up but I didn’t 😂💕! I’m so lucky.

I got cocky by you always have the right to say “ No” because she’s not LP she is a SA therefore she has no right. I used it and thank god Ik my rights then and there and I wasn’t being to nervous and didn’t do something stupid. Just say “ No” and walk out and don’t look back. Also take a deep because you did it! Good job!

[liftfairy-deactivated20190514]

Lp don’t have the right to look into your bag either! Only actual police can go through your personal belongings legally.

[lifting-living-loving]

I just made a post about this, but you’re sort of wrong. I’m not trying to start anything here, but please just consider for a second. The fourth amendment protects you from the government searching you without reason, not private citizens. So if they forcefully do it, yes it could be admissible evidence, but you would still have a case on your hands. In some stores they do in fact have the legal right to search your bag. If it was part of the ‘contract’ of you entering the store, such as Costco or stores with signs, then they can in fact search you as they told you it was a contingency to shop there.

Also, stores are legally permitted to detain you under reasonable suspicion, which sadly is not defined by law. So you could say no to a bag check and try to keep walking all you want, but that doesn’t mean you’re out free. They can use reasonable force to detain you from there. So you saying no to who you thought was an SA could have been an LP who could have grabbed your arm. Obviously good this didn’t happen, but please be aware of this. If they thought you took something with some amount of “reasonable” suspicion, which in and of itself could be the denial of a bag search, they can detain you.

So please, take this into consideration. An LP could forceablly search your bag all they want, but you really wouldn’t have much of a case if you tried to sue them. First, you’d have been caught lifting which wouldn’t help. Second, you’d have to prove there was some sort of damage to you. Slander or defamation requires something along the lines of screaming at you surrounded by people that you shoplifted when they know you didn’t or the like. You could also try invasion of privacy, but unless hey put on display your items and such then that wouldn’t work out.

Obviously in that situation walking can be your best bet, but please keep in mind that that isn’t a get out of jail free decision.

This is all for the USA, in a lot of other countries it’s a hell of a lot stricter. So yeah, please consider this

[liftfairy-deactivated20190514]

In order to legally search your bag stores have to visibly display signs or give something that communicates it across clearly. Stores like Costco wil obviously have it written into tthe contact but stores like Walmart where you go in as you please? They need a visible sign stating you consent to bag searches by entering the premise. You can find these signs at entrances, exits, and checkouts.

There is a difference between going through your personal bags and your bags from stores. They have a right to ask to see the contents of your bag but that’s it. The right to ask. They aren’t allowed to take your bag without your permission. If they do suspect you they’ll either tell you to leave the premises and not return or detain you and call the police. I never said they can’t detain you and there are laws allowing stores to detain but only for a reasonable amount of time. While you’re detained they cannot search you. There’s a difference between being detained and being searched.

“Security guards’ powers to search are much more limited than those of police officers. In most cases, even if you stole something, the guard should wait until the police arrive and let them conduct a search. You should always discuss the circumstances of a search with your lawyer.” - http://jfcy.org/en/rights/security-guards/

“Private security guards.

• Mall cops, bouncers and private security guards are not cops. They cannot give you a citation or arrest you. However they are allowed to detain you and call a “citizens arrest”.

• Private security guards can kick you off private property, and may be able to search your stuff if there is a posted building rule that says so.

• If you do not want a private security guard to search your stuff, you can leave private property.“ - http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-19398-know-your-rights.html

“1. Do security guards have a right, if any, to stop a member of the

public and request a search of their bags and can the member of the public

refuse?

Security operatives may be required to request to inspect bags as part of

their duties. A member of public retains the right to refuse to have their

bag searched.” - https://www.whatdotheyknow.com/request/can_you_provide_a_summary_of_the

Im the case that you are asked to search your bags politely decline. They do not have the right to search your personal belongings. In the case they pursue, state that it is within your right to decline and only a cop will be able to legally search you under reasonable suspicion. If they say they have the right, ask them where it explicitly states that when entering the store. If they show you a sign you’re screwed and have to show it legally, if they don’t the balls in your court. They may detain you and if you’re lucky the cops won’t show up and they have to release you. It’s a better wager than revealing the stolen items in your bag and having a definitive case.

I didn’t mean it to be a yeah fuck you you can’t do shit and walk away, just that it’s within your rights to refuse and you have a much higher chance of not being charged if they have no evidence. Of course this is why body concealing is best so you can flash your bag and show no stolen merch and they can’t search your persons. But in the case you do have something in your bag it’s best to exercise your right to refuse a search.

[clitlift]

how are the little criminals in my phone doing today