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[andyli688]

Defend Yourself From The Rain Like A Samurai!  

The RainSword™ is the swiftest umbrella to help you combat any storm coming your way. Designed by ex-samurai and kendo warriors, it was hand-crafted to create an authentic katana handle!  Sling the RainSword™ on your back with the included shoulder case, and draw it out like a real sword. It springs out in 0.8 seconds with a simple push of a button. Swiftly and silently take on the rain like no other!  

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One Amazing Cause! All proceeds go towards Introversion Awareness. What’s that, you say? It means we’re trying to create more content to help inform and educate people on knowing the importance of introverted humans. We’re an intricate bunch but nonetheless, amazing. Our minds just think a little differently than others and it’s not a bad thing. This will help to create an understanding and appreciation for introverted minds. Because we’re exceptional and here to stay.

Check out [email protected] for more details about the cause.

[shayurikarasu]

This is so cool. 💜

@leon-moonage-daydream

[urlocalvampboi]

I want one

[luggosuiano]

Christmas present @jokingfrogs ?

[jokingfrogs]

Wait for you or for me cos yes

[luggosuiano]

FOR MEEEE

[zafojones]

Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

[gwydtheunusual]

Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together.  Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together.  You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits. Frankentrees.

[beautifuloutlier]

As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And it’s still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

[reallifescomedyrelief]

But Vi, how can you mention that and NOT post a picture? D:

[source]

[sashiscorner]

I am both amazed and horrified of nature as we all should be

[jadedsoggy]

I love how trees are like “fuck it, I’ll deal” at literally everything. Forest fire? Cool, my seeds’ll finally grow. Upside down? Branches, suck, roots, leave. What’s this new branch? Eh, welcome to the tree buddy.

[rooksandravens]

I need to be more like tree

[azzandra]

I continue to fear and respect out arboreal overlords.

[fuckyeahwomenprotesting]

what kind of professor did these students have that they needed to prove him wrong so badly that they literally dug up a tree, flipped it and put it back in the ground?

[sailorofships]

Sounds like y’all’ve never heard about the Tree of 40 Fruits. Well, it’s exactly as it sounds. Sam Van Aken, an artist based in New York, decided to try his hand at grafting (e.g. the process by which you attach the branches of a different tree to a host tree).

As artists are inclined to do he decided to push some limits and over the course of a few years he grafted over 40 different fruit onto the host “ including almond, apricot, cherry, nectarine, peach and plum varieties.”

It has a fruiting period lasting from July to October and this is what it looks like when blossoming.

Shit’s tight yo.

Also we have a group called the Guerrilla Grafters. A group who started in San Fransisco with the goal of grafting fruiting branches onto non-fruiting trees of the same type.

Most cities have fruit trees that simply don’t produce fruit because having all these would be a mess and inadvertently providing unregulated food to people comes with a lot of legal risks I suppose. These grafters seem to think otherwise and have taken it upon themselves to try and bring fruit trees back to urban areas.

[dangerbooze]

HOLY SHIT

[okapiandpaste]

THE LAST ONE

[solarpunkcast]

Solarpunk as fuck!!

[fancynewaddress]

Reblogging for “I continue to fear and respect out arboreal overlords.”

[luggosuiano]

This is so neat! @jokingfrogs

[andyli688]

Defend Yourself From The Rain Like A Samurai!  

The RainSword™ is the swiftest umbrella to help you combat any storm coming your way. Designed by ex-samurai and kendo warriors, it was hand-crafted to create an authentic katana handle!  Sling the RainSword™ on your back with the included shoulder case, and draw it out like a real sword. It springs out in 0.8 seconds with a simple push of a button. Swiftly and silently take on the rain like no other!  

Get your now –> Here <—

One Amazing Cause! All proceeds go towards Introversion Awareness. What’s that, you say? It means we’re trying to create more content to help inform and educate people on knowing the importance of introverted humans. We’re an intricate bunch but nonetheless, amazing. Our minds just think a little differently than others and it’s not a bad thing. This will help to create an understanding and appreciation for introverted minds. Because we’re exceptional and here to stay.

Check out [email protected] for more details about the cause.

[shayurikarasu]

This is so cool. 💜

@leon-moonage-daydream

[urlocalvampboi]

I want one

[luggosuiano]

Christmas present @jokingfrogs ?

[elekinetic]

do they vape? taz balance editon

magnus: hell no! vaping is bad for you

taako: yes. has a bedazzled holographic vape pen with a fuzzy keychain on the end. tries to do smoke rings and shit but can’t so he tries to magic it but fails miserably. has never been more frustrated in his life

barry: occasionally. was peer pressured into it a couple of times. if he’s drunk and the flavor is strawberry pinapple limeade, he might. it makes his stomach hurt edit: he does chainsmoke but does not vape. call him old fashioned (taako: or just old!)(barry: what the fuck man you’re literally like 150 years older than me what)

davenport: doesn’t vape! is actually straight-edge because this goddamn gnome is high on LIFE

merle: this little dwarf can fit so many goddamn juuls in it. merle vapes like there is no tomorrow. he has a portable rig that he can pop open from his bag of holding that is at least 4 by 4 feet large. also a master of vape tricks. knows how to do nearly everything just by watching someone do it once. taako flips his SHIT. it turns into the “adam” vine but seriously violent. the magnus-arm-crystal incident is nearly forgotten. (nearly)

lucretia: does not vape. knows it’s terrible for her (girl lost 20 years already) and also: smoke a doobie like a real man. she does smoke weed and one time merle walked in on her hotboxing one of the closets in her office and immediately pulled out a bong. (tears were shed.)

lup: vapes and only vapes to do tricks in front of taako since he can’t. other than that, she does not vape.

angus: that is a CHILD sir no way. also, angus took it upon himself to steal as many peoples vapes as he could (why the hell are they smoking these!! didn’t they read the articles i showed them??) lup did not notice, barry’s vape is expired, taako caught angus trying to take his and merle’s shit is soul bound to him so

kravitz: nah. not into the whole drug thing. also doesn’t need it bc his breath is already so cold that he always looks like he’s vaping

killian: does not vape

carey: does not vape, but is obsessed with those liquid nitrogen ice creams that make it look like you’re vaping bc she wants to do tricks. her and magnus spend 18 hours straight at the new shop when it opens in neverwinter.

lucas: yes oh my god this fool invented a new type of vape pen that he tried to get everyone at the bureau to try. taako stopped vaping for a month to spite him.

other people who vape: that weird gerblin from htbg, juicy wizard, jenkins, cassidy, paloma, the prince guy of neverwinter, lydia and edward, john hunger, avi, johann

others who don’t: klaarg, sloane and hurley, captain captain bane, no-3LL3 (she’s a robot!!), roswell, istus

special shoutout to the inventor of the vape himself and the only person or being that can rival merle’s usage/addiction:

garfield the deals warlock

[luggosuiano]

@jokingfrogs

[magistra-magi]

Griffin, softly but with feeling, embodying my soul: Oh my god, absolute ding dongs

[bobbiesquares]

duck: honey—

me:

[valtsv]

the only 2 base designs for wizards are weird grandpa and twink

[valtsv]

the only 2 base designs for wizards are weird grandpa and twink

[raiain]

the moon asks a question by dirgewithoutmusic

illustrated by purutsukid

[luggosuiano]

@jokingfrogs

[andyli688]

Defend Yourself From The Rain Like A Samurai!  

The RainSword™ is the swiftest umbrella to help you combat any storm coming your way. Designed by ex-samurai and kendo warriors, it was hand-crafted to create an authentic katana handle!  Sling the RainSword™ on your back with the included shoulder case, and draw it out like a real sword. It springs out in 0.8 seconds with a simple push of a button. Swiftly and silently take on the rain like no other!  

Get your now –> Here <—

One Amazing Cause! All proceeds go towards Introversion Awareness. What’s that, you say? It means we’re trying to create more content to help inform and educate people on knowing the importance of introverted humans. We’re an intricate bunch but nonetheless, amazing. Our minds just think a little differently than others and it’s not a bad thing. This will help to create an understanding and appreciation for introverted minds. Because we’re exceptional and here to stay.

Check out [email protected] for more details about the cause.

[shayurikarasu]

This is so cool. 💜

@leon-moonage-daydream

[urlocalvampboi]

I want one

[chobitsuu-deactivated20250410]

I have this and it’s the best umbrella I own. It’s huge when opened up and covers all of me unlike regular umbrellas that are too tiny.

[luggosuiano]

@jokingfrogs

[saiyurithecutie]

Millennials who splurging be like

[jokingfrogs]

@lillivanu

[chaoticwhiteboys]

Can't stop thinking about this today. Simone is a strange and powerful being.

[abigheartedgay]

[theheroheart]

Simone being horny on main.

Simone: She’s extremely cool, and I want her to crush me with her thighs. Pat: Now, Simone… BDG: No, can we put us in the Yikes City for that? Simone: Nope! Pat: Yeah. Simone: [crosstalk]  I did nothing wrong! Pat: [crosstalk]  Simone, you did it to us. Simone: Everyone in the chat will agree with me! BDG: [crosstalk]  Yeah, but you can’t say that. Pat: [crosstalk]  Yeah, but you can’t be horny on main, you gotta be a leader, not a follower. Simone: It’s not about horn, it’s about… death. Pat: [laughing]  I mean, aren’t those the same thing in 2019? Simone: Yes, actually, I’m sorry.

[grenadineghost]

[quotesineedtoshare]

“I know I nixed all animals, but I really do think we should include Hyena with Gun. That hyena can get it!”

— Brian David Gilbert

[aswesingfortheirgoodfortune]