somebody told me

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action movie protagonist to his daughter: Honey…Daddy’s gotta go away for awhile. Pop’s gotta go. I got some bad men after me, some really nasty guys. Some big meanies are trying to catch me, and well dad’s gotta go. I’m sorry sweetie, but dad’s gotta blast. Some really rude men are after me. You gotta go stay with mom because I’m putting not just myself in danger, but my family too. For some reason I think mom’s place is safer than my off the grid apartment/house/cabin

[twitterlols]

[tinderventure]

[lukaysiak]

me: please for the love of god let me concentrate

my shit brain: taaaaake ooooon meeee, TAKE ON ME, TAAAAKE MEEE OOOOOON

[televisionsgif]

[thistallawkwardgirl-deactivated]

Half of America to the other half of America

[joshmuratori]

[as-warm-as-choco]

[me-and-my-beard]

HOW THE FUCK DID IT GOT THERE

[melaninmedicine]

The mom is so pissed

[gunzonyatmblr]

The mom is like I told yo stupid ass not to go over there but look what your stupid ass did

[bitchspell]

I don’t understand any of this

[h0odrich]

[tittyblaster8000]

[minions420]

shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license

[oddishtea]

[bulkingstud]

If this isn’t me….

[snorlaxatives]

[daddyyankeefanclub]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[meccadelic]

[afr-hoe-dite]

Monique knew what was up

[kindestghost]

[pour-some-sugar-on-me-baby]

this is too real