Merry Fist-Mas by Kaare Andrews *

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Merry Fist-Mas by Kaare Andrews *
Age Difference Starter Sentences
"Are you even old enough to be here?"
"What did I tell you about coming here? You're too young."
"Age is but a number."
"Will you just drop my age and go on one measly date?"
"If I was just a few years older, I'd marry you."
"You can't tell anyone about this."
"You're too young for me."
"You're too old for me."
"Hey, I'm over 18. It's perfectly legal."
"My feelings for you mean more to me than your age."
"Ask me again when you're done with high school/college."
"I'm old enough to be your mother/father--okay, maybe not THAT old, but still!"
"This isn't a lifetime movie, I could get into some serious trouble."
"I didn't know you were that young!"
"So I may have lied a bit about my age.."
"This never happened."
"You're not being professional."
"I'm not a kid, you know. Stop treating me like one."
"So you like older men/women, huh?"
"Go home, your parents are probably wondering where you are."
"I'm a lot more mature than you think."
"I don't know if I can handle this."
"But think about it, in ten years it won't even look like that big of an age difference!"
christmas eve/morning sentences.
"What did you get?"
"I've always wanted this!"
"Oh, boy --- socks."
"I think I know what this is!"
"Wake up, wake up! It's Christmas!"
"The carrots we put outside are gone!"
"He left two cookies."
"Do you think Santa read my letter?"
"Merry Christmas!"
"Watch out, mistletoe!"
"It's snowing! It's snowing!"
"That toy is getting on my last nerve."
"Santa must have thought you were a good boy/girl this year!"
"Don't eat all that candy in your stocking. Don't want to be sick on Christmas, now do you?"
"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night."
"I still have some last minute shopping to do."
"Naughty boy/girl! Santa isn't going to be very happy about changing his list so close to Christmas!"
"Blast that Christmas music!"
"Brr!"
"Help me make the cookies!"
"Hold still! Just one more picture."
"At least act like you two like each other."
"The dog ate the mince pies."
"Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature of stirring, not even a mouse."
"The toy's batteries are already out they've played with it so much."
"Can we watch a Christmas movie?"
"Oh, god. I hate kissing her/him."
"Look at all those presents!"
"17? Last year I had 18!"
"This is the best Christmas ever."
"This is the worst Christmas ever."
"At least wear a jacket outside."
"Oh, no you don't! You're not going outside without the proper attire."
"The tree fell!"
"Shut up your singing!"
"He's making a list, checking it twice, gonna find out who's naughty or nice!"
"I'm freezing my baguettes off."
"Fuck me, right?"
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