The Life of Your Average Swimmer

A new blog for swim fans. All posts will have to do with Swimming Memes and Updates. Feel free to submit your memes and ask questions!

[officialswimmer]

Butterflyers be like:

[topshotpicks]

[asilookatthemoon]

The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog.

I feel like I’ve been preparing for this image all my life.

The internet is over, everyone can go home

It’s just as beautiful as I always imagined.

My life is complete.

[rdreamwalker]

Life is over as we know it

[221b-hound]

I somehow have the urge to reblog this 25 times in a row.

[petapeta]

[howab0utn0]

“nobody fucking helps me in this house”

[bruhita-deactivated20190224]

when you realize they weren’t waving to u 

[hanukkahlewinsky]

text from ex: i miss u

me:

[tangedolium]

WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES?

[cap-gamelamer-deactivated201311]

BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE TEA?!

[epees]

by throwing it into the harbor

[seductivegirlcode101]

IVE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR THIS FUCKING POST

[kelseyfun]

Reblog if you say "Y'all"

[rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrru-deacti]

we’reくコ:彡 entering squid territory

 くコ:彡                                                                       くコ:彡                              くコ:彡  くコ:彡                                                        くコ:彡                           くコ:彡 くコ:彡

[squided]

I know I’m following the right people when I see this kinda stuff on my dash

[seascribbling]

[limplylimerent]

I’ll respect your opinion as long as your opinion doesn’t disrespect anybody’s existence.

[voxquietus-deactivated20210208]

THIS PHRASE SHOULD BE WRITTEN EVERYWHERE AROUND THE WORLD.

[parkersrevenge]

I remember a few years ago watching this silent film from the early 1920s and it was basically about this soldier during WWI who decides to dress up as a woman to spy on and seduce the Kaiser and for some reason the US Army thought this was a totally legit idea. So he goes behind enemy lines as a seductive woman and the Kaiser’s son like falls in love with him and the Kaiser thinks he’s hot too.

I think he gets found out? Either that or the son proposes to him and he escapes on a conveniently placed airplane and idk all I know is that it was a glorious film and I need to find it again.

[spookybuttplug]

hi i just want to remind everyone who wasnt here in 2010/2011 that this is what the error message looked like

[mugglebornheadcanon]

895. Muggleborns wonder why there’s a large group of friendly, teenage ghosts around Hogwarts. They’re led by a funny boy with red hair who likes to joke around with Peeves, and he always says that they’re Dumbledore’s Last Army. 

[smalltownboymp3]

[gifheaven]

[mindbodymissedconnections]

me coming to comfort u

[businesshag-deactivated20160606]

today in philosophy i learned that witches were portrayed as riding broomsticks because back in the day it was a euphemism for riding the devil’s dick so just think about that before you consider dressing up as a witch for halloween

[kingcatholic]

well quidditch just got awkward

[homelikecarcass]

And the devil laughs

[magicurl]

Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.

[danieltflynn]

this is the first animation I’ve done in a year

[uaintkawaiibitch]

And you’ve done well