i'm an organized mess

Hullo, my name is Carley. Age 19. Pisces. I am excellent at adulting, and I love my job as a baker. First I drink the coffee, then I do the things.

[erarg]

I walk this broken road on the boulevard of broken roads Don’t know where it broke but it’s only me and I broke the road

[goddessofidiocy-deactivated2019]

thinkin about my two hundred different embarrassing and completely self-indulgent daydream universes that i’ve actually taken time out of my day to create content for and have never shared with anyone bc they’re that embarrassing but not being able to stop bc they’re one of the few things that bring me genuine joy 

[zodiacmind]

Fun facts about your sign here

[messyorganization]

The boy who begged you to date him in 8th because he was "desperate" is now a rapist. 5 years later, this is who he became. Girls and boys, no matter how old you are, please please be careful. Watch for red flags early and be very careful of suspicious behavior. Watch out for Bryce Johnson from Kalispell MT, age 19. Please share.

[tinychubbybarista]

[princesstigerbelle]

BOX FOR PLAY

[tangerinebonfire]

Look at this beautiful angel

[princesstigerbelle]

[s3b4s7ian]

[messyorganization]

Heartache...

[dreamlightasafeather]

IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

Here is an example video

[t-pose-to-assert-gayness]

Reblog to literally save a life

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

I’ve done this.  I’m alive because of this. 

My flat-mate’s date for the night was almost as drunk as her.  She had passed out in her room and locked the door.  He refused to leave because he wanted to have sex.  He also demanded food because he was dealing with “whiskey dick”.  He didn’t like the lack of food in the fridge.  I called 911, did the stuff stated above, and he was getting PISSED about how long the “order” was taking.  He took my phone, demanded they “hurry the fuck up”.  Police arrived two minutes later, arrested him, and helped me file a police report.  Pressing charges wasn’t necessary because he had warrants on him from THREE different states for the very thing he planned to do to me.  Several months after this happened one of the officers informed me he was charged with two felonies because he crossed stay lines, and will be serving no less than 35 years in prison.  The officer ripped into my flat-mate about her bringing home complete strangers, while drunk, knowing full well this shit could happen. 

This was 14 years ago.  

Do the pizza order, do it as calmly as you can.  The dispatcher I spoke to said things like this:

“If he’s drunk say you want mushrooms.”  I said I want extra mushrooms.

“If he’s threatening you with sexual assault say you want onions.”  I said I want onions.

She went like this with different toppings and sauces for a description of him, like pineapple if he’s blonde, black olives if he’s tall, extra large if he’s tall, etc.

They’ve heard this sort of coded call before.  They’re trained for it.  They will understand what you’re saying.  Order the pizza.

[torios]

Really though. I’m in training for dispatch and this was one of the first things they taught us. Pretend you’re talking to a friend or relative, pretend you’re ordering pizza, we’ll figure it out. We’ll word questions so you can answer in an easy, casual way. Please, just make the call and we will do everything we can to help you.

[skelatal-remains-deactivated201]

Reblog to save a life

[shutyourmoustache]

HOLY SHIT. THIS IS CRAZY.

[stardustparker]

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

[winchestersnco]

I AM A 911 CALLTAKER AND I CAN AFFIRM THIS IS A THING. I AM ALLOWED TO BREAK PROTOCOL FOR THIS.

ALSO, IF YOU DON’T FEEL COMFORTABLE “ORDERING A PIZZA,” CALL AND LEAVE AN OPEN LINE. WE WILL STAY ON WITH YOU AND FIND YOUR LOCATION BASED ON GPS AND SEND SOMEONE. I HAVE DONE THIS MORE TIMES THAN NOT. WE ARE HERE TO HELP.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE KNOW YOU ARE NOT ALONE.

[thing-you-do-with-that-thing]

Erin bless you for adding to this.

[alwaysbewoke]

[alwaysbewoke]

if america was serious about banishing such evil, it would do this. and don’t give me that crap about “free speech.” there are many forms of speech that will get you arrested now. from the classic “yelling fire in a crowded movie theater when there is not fire” to threatening the president to all many of threats. this should go to the top of the list but this is amerikka. 

[truelovevip-deactivated20190324]

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

[im-leslie-knope]

[eilooxara]

Do you ever get bored on the internet and then grab your phone to see what the other, smaller internet is up to?

[yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined]

human: ha ha ha, silly cat, that door leads to the same outside as the door you just came in

human: *this post*

[cityelf]

I invite my closest friends and family to a gender reveal party, but when I open the box with maniacal flourish instead of pink or blue balloons, a television screen is revealed.

I dim the lights remotely as we hear Cate Blanchett say, “The world is changed. I feel it in the water.”

Too late, they realise.

The pregnancy? A scam.

The Lord of the Rings editions? Extended.

The doors? Locked.

[commiegf]

one direction was right… she’s insecure

[tabithecreator-deactivated20210]

Visit Original Link

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[superblies]

JUST IN TIME.

JUST IN TIME FANDOM.

[abookwormin221b]

ALWAYS REBLOG ON TUESDAY

[novakian]

IT’S A LAW

[jerk-and-bitch]

EVERY.SINGLE.TUESDAY

[messyorganization]

[messyorganization]

I feel sick. Not the type of sick that can be slept through. The type of sick that keeps me awake. My body asks for sustenance but my appetite replies no. I know anything I eat would come right back up. I can't stop shaking, haven't stopped shaking since 3:30pm yesterday. My jaw has been clenched for 12 hours straight. There's a rip in my soul and I don't know how to sew it back. I don't know how to feel better, I don't know how to ignore the pain.

[sexhaver]

remember when people on here back in 2k12 would regularly hit post limit and have a special side blog they switched over to when their main one got throttled for the day? did they remove post limit or did we all just grow up and stop talking so fucking much?