luke!! @lukenotmanning - Tumblr Blog

hello!

i see a lot of people doing these intro thingys so i suppose i shall do one too

this acc will be filled with my hyperfixations, but mainly sfth!

for those of you who are also on pinterest...it's me, luke :) for those of you who don't know me, i'm known as one of the 'gods of sfth pinterest' (that sounds fake but i swear its real) and due to reasons i wasnt able to access my acc anymore...but now i have tumblr!

age: shh

pronouns: he/him

sexuality: gay

fandoms: sfth, rfth, good omens, ofmd, wwdits, schitts creek, friends, heated rivalry, heartstopper

#shoot from the hip #sfth #shootimpro

throwback to when my friend texted me in the middle of math class “tom has been sitting in chairs sluttily a lot recently. i need him to keep this going”

#sfth #shoot from the hip #shootimpro #luke manning #alexander jeremy #sam russell #tom mayo

”if you love pirates and you hate heterosexuals, this is a show for you.” - taika waititi about ofmd

#ofmd #ofmd stede #ofmd edward teach #taika waititi #our flag means death

the name’s daytona. jackie daytona.

#wwdits #wwdits laszlo #laszlo cravensworth #jackie daytona

lukenotmanning

esmeralda from the thirsty vamps sketch is nadja from wwdits in this essay i will

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and therefore ybbob is laszlo which i feel like makes a lot of sense

nadja: AM I NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU, LASZLO??

laszlo: i-i thought you would like the sacrifice this time, im sorry :(

also

laszlo: ok :( im just gonna go up to the master bedroom, and ill be there if you wanna have sex with- i dunno

nadja: when you cry it does not turn me on.

uhh so i had an 11pm thought

[cue fun music]

there’s sam and there’s luke and there’s aj and tom

one’s short, one’s tall, one’s basic, one’s bald

they do improv shows and they’re funny as hell

if you don’t like them then oh fucking well

#their new theme song fr #i personally sang this to the rough tune of the tadc theme #sfth #shoot from the hip #shootimpro #luke manning #alexander jeremy #sam russell #tom mayo

luke-gender-envy-polls

these brackets are gonna be over soon.. SO I have a question :)

would you guys like daily polls where i just pit random lukes against each other?

and then perhaps next summer (assuming im still into sfth which god please let that happen) we do another few brackets to find another winner of the later lfs and pit him against THIS winner to find the ultimate Gender Envy

i also know a few people want a sam gender envy blog which i totally fw but i know somone else said they want to do it and i dont wanna take that from them, but if they dont do it i always could! or do with tom cause. gender mmm gender

#i feel like we could do luke queer-coded polls…#idk js bouncing around an idea #sfth #shootimpro #shoot from the hip

esmeralda from the thirsty vamps sketch is nadja from wwdits in this essay i will

#sfth #shoot from the hip #shootimpro #luke manning #alexander jeremy #sam russell #tom mayo #thirsty vamps #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #wwdits nadja

writing my story and im committed to making it as queerbaity as go1 but as angsty as go2 but better written than go2 but a happy ending unlike go3 but still sad like go3 but like actually bittersweet but

#make this make sense #would anyone be interested in reading a snippet from it :(#good omens #go2 #go3

the english language is so weird wdym we have a word for the past tense version of shit

#shatposting rn

doomedlemur

Was thinking about unicycles for some reason, and I can't decide... which of them would have been more likely to have one?

Crowley, so he could zip around being an obnoxious show-off, or Aziraphale because he's a dork (affectionate)?

#aziraphale absolutely canonically rides a unicycle from crowley’s flat back to his bookshop and vice versa #though i could also see crowley trying to show aziraphale how to ride one and him falling off repeatedly #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands

no idgaf what pronouns you use homie

yes i will use lor/lorax pronouns for you my g

no reddit i dont give two flying fucks that those pronouns are “weird to you”

no reddit they’re not your fUCKING PRONOUNS

yes lor can do whatever lor wants you fUCKING WASTE OF OXYGEN

#lgbtq+#lgbtq #queer #xenopronouns

brooooo yk what would be so sick

a sfth character that canonically used neopronouns/xenopronouns

#sfth #shoot from the hip #shootimpro #luke manning #alexander jeremy #sam russell #tom mayo #neopronouns #xenopronouns

can someone pls tell me why tf everyone with rfth patreon is genuinely experiencing a crisis rn (good crisis??)

#i already bought sfth patreon bro im too broke for ts #sfth #shoot from the hip #shootimpro #luke manning #alexander jeremy #tom mayo #sam russell

the fact that im indirectly connected to both the sonic and tails voice actors 😭

(context: my mom went to college with sonic's actor, and my friend’s aunt is tails’s actor)

#sonic the hedgehog #tails the fox #ben schwartz

sexceptionul

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.