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People don’t even say w00t anymore.
This sux00rz…
Babe wake up, new all time great image just dropped
we're honestly completely fucked if zombies ever discover the power of working together synchronously using an agile team collaboration framework
maybe i should put this energy towards something more productive
i spent four hours on it
this sucks im going to kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) the president of the United States. (end statement)
I just got Asbestos’s new module and oh my god the things they do with this woman continue to get funnier and more fascinating every time she gets more writing
To my young reader:
Hello, my young friend. I've seen the photograph you sent me, and read the letter attached to it. Luckily for you, your letter arrived during my return to Rim Billiton to write my next draft. But I am sorry to inform you that Asbestos vs. Two-headed Gloompincer is not one of my works. I did not write it. You profess your love for Asbestos Tears Apart the Mutant Mangler, but that was not written by me either. Those are unauthorized knock-offs.
As for Asbestos Charges into the Cave of Death and Asbestos Conquers the Waterfall of Blood... Yes, my editor says those two were actually mine. I'm sure my publisher has their reasons for choosing those sorts of names. I suppose otherwise I probably wouldn't have received your letter. Also, that sales tactic of 'buy the book for a complimentary miniature'... When my editor told me my books were incredibly popular among children, I was very confused, but now I understand.
After receiving your letter, I went out to buy some of the Asbestos series, including the unauthorized volumes, and I noticed that, whether genuine or not, the free item was always a miniature. Did you make the board and other items in your photo yourself? You're amazing, reading my books as seriously as you have. As for your questions...
Your first question about the color of Sami's Borea, that is, the aurora. While I've only seen and written about a green one, there are other colors such as red, violet, and blue. Your friend is right.
As for your second question, Sargonians really do use their tails for angling. According to them, there is even a species of sawtooth fin that has a special love for thin Archosauria tails, so only those blessed with such tails can catch them. You are right.
On the topic of your third question, whether the two-headed gloompincer or the mutant mangler would win in battle, I don't know about this. First of all, I have never seen either of them. Secondly, the two of them don't even appear in the same unauthorized book.
Which means you and your friend are equally matched. As for whether you two make up or not, that's none of my business. That's something you'll have to do yourself. Also, there's no need to force him to 'seriously read the great hero Asbestos's books'. He'll read them if he's interested. I only wrote about my travels to record my experiences, impressions, and the sights I've seen. If you love them that much, I suggest you go see them for yourself. Who knows, maybe we'll run into each other. Maybe you'll be able to see even more than I have.
Finally, I have included with my reply the Asbestos and Two-headed Gloompincer miniatures I got for free with those unauthorized volumes, which you can share with your friend. If you really want to make up with him, it'd probably be better to play with him than try to prove that you're right. Hope you enjoy your time with him.
Ah, yes, there's no use replying to this letter, since I'm setting off to Columbia tomorrow. I won't be able to receive it.
With To The Grinning Valley and Leto’s oprec* we learned that Asbestos:
Is popular with single mothers
Is a cryptid hunter
Has a collection of photos of dead animals she encountered on her explorations
And now with her module we learned that:
When publishing her journal entries from her adventures, her publishers give them ridiculous titles like “Asbestos Charges into the Cave of Death”
Her works became really popular with kids, who see to think she’s a fictional character
Her works became so popular that either her publishers started writing original Asbestos stories to cash in on the craze or, even funnier, there are people making bootleg Asbestos adventure stories
Her stories come with Asbestos miniatures that her young readers collect
And the most surprising of all:
Asbestos, the toxic slimy abrasive cunt who doesn’t like being around people, says she doesn’t need friends, and curses like a sailor, can actually be really nice when it comes to dealing with kids
It’s becoming a bit more clear why single moms like her…
I randomly came across Jerma's playthrough of Detroit Become Human and I honestly didn't know you can fuck this up so badly
At the same time I might be getting the Connor/Hank relationship obsession again
Happy 24th birthday to the earliest known use of UwU
Top ten glands in your body to produce venom with
for sure the balls
Your conjecture is baseless. Let’s see what the science says.
It said balls
I like when construction workers spray paint their strange sigils on the pavement
just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one
Whats wrong, you barely touched your pellets
I need a mix of wet and dry food.
What the fuck. You talk?
Please don’t let fandom ruin something you love. Walk away and unfollow the fans and enjoy the thing by yourself, or find a limited circle of people who ignore the discourse, or get your irl friends into the thing and collectively ignore the Internet community, or blacklist from here to the moon if you need to and only ever scroll through your rarepair ship’s tag on AO3. But don’t let fandom distort a show or a movie or a book or a comic you used to love so badly that you can’t enjoy the original anymore. Please. It isn’t worth it.
this tweet hasn't left my mind once in the two years since it's been posted
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how DARE you try to leave this in the tags