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Lloyd Garmadon Headcanon:
I’ve have always believed Lloyd is just a chronically offline person. Like when it comes to internet memes or just the general gossip and slang that comes from the internet.
Now if it’s like stuff about his hyperfixations like Starfare or if it has to do with video games, that’s a completely different story. Dude would have loved Mattpat.
But since canonical the technology didn’t really become so openly available to the public until season 3. And during then Lloyd was so hyper focused on doing his duty as the green ninja and living in a Monastery with traditional parents and uncle. He never had the time nor took interest in modern life.
Which leads to this hilarious idea I had. We know that Jay and Kai are like the two members of the group practically glued to the internet I can imagine that during Pride Month these two would have done the fruity hand to check the other members.
Of course Zane would be confused at first but once he figured out what they were doing he joined in. And Cole would immediately return the gesture. Nya wouldn’t do the hand but she would nod and confirm. Pixal would laugh but wouldn’t comply just to mess with them (Kai specifically).
Lloyd however would have no clue what they are doing and just treat it like Kai and Jay being their flamboyant selves. And they would keep repeating it to him along with the others and the poor boy would be so confused.
It would get worse during DR and the little ninja would do it and even teach Wyldefyre. Not that she would use it right. I can imagine her repeating nonstop to Lloyd and him thinking she broke her wrist or something and just taking her to the infirmary.
Okay I’m rambling now, but like imagine:
Jay: Hey Lloyd are you 💅✨?
Lloyd: What?
Kai: Are you 👀💅✨?
Lloyd: Am I what???
Kai: Are you fruity?
Lloyd: Wtf are you two talking about???
Boutta watch scary movie 6 ill tell yall if its good
Accidentally clicked reblog now and i don't know how to delete it
My Scary Movie 6 spoiler free mini review
Ok so its been a good few hours since I've watched it but i gotta say imo its really good! The comedy is the same style its always been just with modern jokes, I usually hate jokes that criticise gen Z/Alpha because it feels like the same dismissive joke but for several hours, glad to say I laughed at the gen Z/Alpha jokes as they actually felt like they actually had a decent understanding of what our generations are about. Just like the other Scary Movies it uses shock value and reference humor that hits so frequently there were points where I couldn't stop laughing. Even when I wasn't laughing I was still entertained throughout. All in all I thought this was a really good movie, for me it hits the nostalgia aspect not in the return of the characters but in the return of the comedy. And I think if you like parodies this will be worth your time. 9/10
Don't expect me to frequently review movies now lol
Boutta watch scary movie 6 ill tell yall if its good
Its hard being the son of god
Bunch of Lloyd and MK doodles cause I think they'd make a rlly fun duo hehe
Boutta watch scary movie 6 ill tell yall if its good
me waiting for the next ninjago season to come out in 2011: wow i wonder what garmadon is gonna do now that he has the golden weapons ??
me waiting for the next ninjago season to come out in 2026: wow i wonder when the weight of every new trauma that befalls these characters will finally become too much for them to bare and they break down in terrifying ways that they'll remember for the rest of their remaining days
The realisation that nothing has worked
Youve tried routines, sweets, mental health day's, self-harm, self-care, going outside, staying inside, getting medicated, sleeling, caffine, eating, not eating ect
And yet nothing has changed, you have not gotten better.
All it got you was momentary happiness.
Because nothing you do, no matter how much love and support you rally around yourself
You will always be fundamentally broken.
No one can fix that.
And that truth is so hard to bear
That you decide to just go back to sleep.
Left this in drafts acidentally but ive been suicidal all week and im pretty sure its because of my incoming period...
The realisation that nothing has worked
Youve tried routines, sweets, mental health day's, self-harm, self-care, going outside, staying inside, getting medicated, sleeling, caffine, eating, not eating ect
And yet nothing has changed, you have not gotten better.
All it got you was momentary happiness.
Because nothing you do, no matter how much love and support you rally around yourself
You will always be fundamentally broken.
No one can fix that.
And that truth is so hard to bear
That you decide to just go back to sleep.
Hi there! Here to tell yall that I just posted a new fic to ao3
I should've said this sooner
https://archiveofourown.org/works/85991141
(hopefully that link works)
The day after DOTD Wu realises he never once addressed Morro and wanting to actually have a conversation with Lloyd ABT it
While your there maybe give my other Ninjago fic a read?
Once aubergine eyes now a dull purple
https://archiveofourown.org/works/74881816
About Misako feeling bad and Lloyd being S*icidal during Season 9
RG brothers mean sm to me. The sillies.
"People kept blaming Misako for Lloyd's abandonment issues but turned a blind when Garmadon (who clearly was not hostile towards his son) still chose to leave after saving him from the serpentines. Lloyd was still a kid and they still had time to bond together because there was no way the prophecy would come true if the green ninja was still a child. Then, maybe, they could've waited until he was the right age to be prepared to fight his dad. Lloyd might also have a childhood if Garmadon wasn't as obsessed with power and stupid with his ways of taking over Ninjago City. Misako wanted to find a way to defy destiny so that her son wouldn't have to fight his dad but people ignore that fact and hate on her for leaving Lloyd at Darkly's."
Dang.. the wind is kinda strong today👀👀
Just realized how often I use ‘her idiots’ relative to Nya, Pixal, and the (main) ninja team.
Nya is, of course, referring to the 5 male ninja.
Pixal is, of course, referring to all 6 ninja.
you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.
Bullying problems..
The rain came down in silver threads over the dark rooftops of the monastery ruins. Tiny puddles shimmered in the courtyard while a much smaller figure sat alone beneath the old stone stairs.
Young Lloyd Garmadon hugged his knees tightly against his chest.
His lip trembled.
Again.
It had happened again.
Earlier that day, some older boys from a nearby village had cornered him near the market. At first they only laughed. Then they started shoving him around.
“Careful,” one sneered, “or he’ll summon snakes!”
Another kicked mud onto his shoes.
Lloyd tried to act brave. He really did. But when they grabbed the toy dragon Garmadon had left and had carved for him and snapped one of its wings off, something inside him crumbled.
Now he sat in the rain trying not to cry.
Trying and failing.
A gust of cold wind swept through the ruins.Then the rain suddenly stopped falling on him.
Lloyd looked up.
A massive shadow stood over him.
Black armor. Four powerful arms folded across his chest. Crimson eyes glowing beneath a horned helmet.
Lord Garmadon.
Lloyd froze.
His father rarely appeared without warning. And whenever he did, the air itself seemed nervous.
Garmadon looked down at the broken toy dragon in Lloyd’s hands.
For a moment, neither of them spoke.
Then, unexpectedly gentle, Garmadon knelt.
“Who did this?”
Lloyd quickly wiped his eyes. “Nobody.”
“Lloyd.”
The single word rumbled like distant thunder.
Lloyd looked away. “Some boys from the village.”
The temperature around them seemed to drop.
Garmadon’s eyes narrowed dangerously. “Did they hurt you?”
“I’m fine.”
“You are bleeding.”
Lloyd touched his cheek and winced.
That was enough.
Dark smoke curled from Garmadon’s armor as anger pulsed through him. The old stones beneath his boots cracked softly.
“They mocked you because you are my son,” he growled.
Then Garmadon reached out one large hand and carefully fixed the tiny broken dragon wing with surprising precision.
“You listen to me,” he said quietly.
“You choose who you become.”
The words sounded strange coming from the feared warlord of Ninjago. Even stranger because Garmadon sounded like he believed them.
Before Lloyd could answer, distant laughter echoed from the road below.
The bullies.
Garmadon slowly stood to his full terrifying height.
“Oh no,” Lloyd whispered.
The older boys came around the corner carrying baskets stolen from the market. Their laughter vanished instantly when they saw who stood in the courtyard.
One dropped an apple.
Another nearly tripped backward.
“L-Lord Garmadon—”
The villain’s cape billowed behind him as he stepped forward.
Each footstep echoed.
“You harmed my son.”
Nobody moved.
Nobody breathed.
One boy stammered, “W-we didn’t know he was really your kid—”
“You mocked him.”
Garmadon’s voice shook dust from the walls.
“You struck him.”
Black energy crackled around his fists.
The boys looked ready to faint.
Lloyd suddenly tugged on his father’s cape. “Dad.”
Garmadon glanced down.
“They’re scared.”
“They should be.”
Lloyd hesitated. “Master Wu says scaring people doesn’t make them better.”
Garmadon stared at him for a long moment.
Then, very slowly, the dark energy faded.
The bullies looked confused.
Honestly, so did Lloyd.
Garmadon crossed two arms behind his back. “If any of you touch him again…”
The boys nodded frantically.
“…you will answer to me.”
That was apparently enough motivation.
They sprinted away so fast that one lost both shoes in the mud.
Lloyd watched them disappear into the rain.
Then he looked up at his father.
“You didn’t destroy them.”
“I considered it.”
Lloyd gave a tiny laugh despite himself.
For the first time that evening, Garmadon’s expression softened.
Awkwardly—because tenderness did not come naturally to him—he placed one massive hand on Lloyd’s head.
“They fear me,” Garmadon said. “But they should never make you fear yourself.”
Lloyd swallowed hard.
The rain eased into a soft drizzle around them.
“Dad?”
“Yes?”
“…thanks for protecting me.”
Garmadon looked away quickly, as though uncomfortable with gratitude.
“No one else is allowed to torment my son,” he muttered.
Lloyd smiled.
And for one quiet moment in the middle of ruined stones, rain-soaked darkness, and a world that expected monsters from both of them—
Father and son simply stood together.
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