does my deteriorating mental state turn you on
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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does my deteriorating mental state turn you on
imo dick pics are okayyy… i’m not really moved by them..
but bulge pics when ur doing something casual or at work but you still want me to see how heavy ur packing for me is so slutty of you and i’m immediately pregnant looking at you thank you
"Anything is fine as long as it's legal" is not the sex positive position you think it is. Anything can be criminalised. Anything can be decriminalised.
In some places it's illegal to consensually choke your boyfriend. In other places marital rape is not a crime. Develop a moral compass instead of expecting your government to tell you what is right and wrong.
do u have any more 🌽 links for the boys? im gooning rn and need material to match ur smut
lmaoooo lemme just go through my twitter bookmarks one moment
cw ALLL OF THIS LINKS TO 🌽 so beware. ye have been warned
doing this im realising there is a tragic lack of kyle-esque bookmarks and im sorry for that <3 will make up for it at some point make him a whole post of his own he deserves better
Needy Johnny Simon on the drive back to base Price in the woods Nikolai core idk Stalker Konig (the most konig clip ever) Type of shit Johnny sends you Pathetic Konig I love picking out who i think is who in this clip (most of them johnny or konig) Sub Simon mayb? I just like this clip Real nice Ghost tummy bulge More Pathetic Konig Kinktober Day 6 Inspo Big Price energy That one Price throat bulge blurb inspo Simon clip mmmm Ghoap threesome That one thigh fucking/choking Ghost blurb inspo Johnny core Cock Kicking? Konig (been meaning to write a blurb for this) Me if life was perfect Some shit Johnny would do Kyle on a boooatt Real mean Simon deepthroating Konig. Nuff said I've saved this clip like 5 diff times. smth about it... Cunt kicking? Whats this kink called Price lookalike Real rough 141 Ghost Slapping More mean Ghost
ok im done now cause this is already an embarrassing amount of porn i just have saved. i could do more. but i started to run into all my bookmarked codnasties posts, no point reposting those
when someone reblogs a fic without adding any comments or tags I just imagine they’re doing this:
This.
Simon didn't do aftersex talks. Hookups stayed that way—In mornings, he stayed silent as they slipped away, finding their things, letting out hushed breaths, exchanging awkward words, and finally the click of the door that announced leaving.
Or sometimes when he could no longer wait for them to leave. He asked rather bluntly if he could drop them home or get them breakfast on their way home.
So it was surprising when he found himself kissing you in the morning dawn, twisting against the sheets, legs all tangled.His mouth endlessly hungry to get as much taste of you—nibling, biting, smiling into the sleep soft skin. Pressing you underneath him as his hips rolled and he fucked you again, the again of many agains.
It's even more surprising when he listened like a scared deer, as you murmured this and that on the small couch snuggled with him. Empty coffee cups and crumb smeared plate on the table. Because he was afraid going out meant losing you—that if he breathed too hard, looked at the door too long, you might remember to leave him.
“So I got it,” you snorted, nose pressed against his naked bicep—“Just to wash my back. God I love burning my money sometimes.”
Simon played with your hair, all messed unlike last nights lustre. He loved this. He loved the sound of your laughter, “I can't reach my back, because...well because.”
You chuckled at him. Ofcourse. Big man.
“I can do it for you.” you said then, “You know what, let's take a bath, I feel like I stink.”
“Ya' smell sexy darling.” Simon said. He wondered if this is what it should be all about.
“Shut up, do you have those all in one like most men?”
—
It turned out Simon actually didn't do things like most men. Like he was honest.
“They were on sale,” he said, a bit nervous to sit naked in the tub. His knees shot up at awkward angles, looking awkward—too big—and he didn't know why he let you see all the pieces. Bedroom naked was different than this. He felt your hands gliding across his shoulders and it made his heart quicken.
What must you see?
Was he ugly? Was he disgusting?
In this bright yellow light you could see him all, his threads, the fading red slashes, some already silver.
You said nothing about it. Later.
“Good deal honey,” you touched the knot at the back of his neck, “And aloevera...smells nice too!”
“I know the place, would get it for you...if ye’ like it.”
“Thanks.” you ran your fingertips there before the soap foamed loofah smeared white in bursting small bubbles. Back and forth as he talked, mostly replied, hesitant, rather fast. Then his shoulders relaxed and words eased into calm.
“L—” he started, “O—”
You grinned. Making V on his soaped back
“V...E.”
“What is it?” you asked, pouring water now and his skin glistened under it. Shoulder balls looking like rubbed orb.
“Love.” Simon said. Wasn't it?
Who would sit here in the water with him and wash his back and speak sweet nothings, if not love.
Masterlist
nothing is hotter than someone who's reallllyyy into eating pussy. licking and sucking and kissing because it turns them on to taste you and get you alllll over their face
“Can we go home?”
When Simon’s autistic wife squeaked the question quietly into his ear, he immediately nodded.
“John,” Simon said, standing up. He walked over to Price, who was hosting this nice party with all their friends. “Missus and I are headed out.”
“Tell her I said bye, then.” John was well aware of how overwhelming parties, even small get together parties like this one, could be for wifey.
Tears were streaming down her face by the time Simon opened the car door for her. He buckled her seatbelt and went around to the drivers’ side.
“Overstimulated?” He asked softly as he pulled out of the driveway. “I get it, the music was quiet… abrasive.”
“No,” she murmured, wiping tears away from her face with a sleeve. “Just wanna go home, please.”
Her voice sounded different, sadder.
“I don’t feel like I belonged there,” wifey said. “Like I was watching all of you interacting and- and it felt like an inside joke I don’t get to be part of.”
Simon reached over and let a large hand rest on hers. “Because they’re my coworkers?” He asked.
“No, Si,” she sniffled. “Because you all just- you can just talk and it comes so easily to you. You can smile and laugh and banter with each other without having to really put effort into it.”
“I just wish I didn’t feel like such an outsider all the time.” She hiccuped.
When they got home, Simon carried wifey inside in his strong arms. He laid her down on the bed before helping her get undressed then under her blankets.
Simon turned on her sound machine and music then flipped the lights out. He crawled into the bed, letting wifey snuggle up to him and eventually be nearly underneath his body.
“I love you,” Simon said softly, his fingers raking through her hair. “You’re never an outsider to me.”
Devour.....
Hey Rommy!
First time sending an ask but just wanted to let you know that I'm cheering you on on your master list quest from the sidelines! Also- I wasn't super into like- daddy kink stuff until I read that one post about calling Ghost 'Papa' when asking for a ride to the mall and a neuron fired off in my brain. Now I eat up the daddy Price drabbles like a DOG and I hold you personally responsible. You've created a monster. Much love <3
Awwweee tyy <3333 the masterlist is hell but not being able to reference my own works is worse lmao. Also I'm like..80% sure that mall post ur referencing is by @total-killer-brainrot (who you all should go support) BUT I'll toss in some Papa Ghost too <3
"Kid. You have your own bed, get the fuck out of mine." Ghost grunts, swiping the weighted comforter from on top of you. Price had you rucking in the rain since morning and all you really want to do is pass out in a safe warm place, but it seems Ghost is feeling like an asshole today.
So you groan, try to pry the blanket back but your fingers are still fucking numb from the cold. Ghost snorts when he sees what you're wearing, one of his old hoodies and a pair of his boxers, and you just know he's about to say something mean so you interject "Ghost please! I'm tired and I just wanna sleep and cuddle! I haven't seen you all week and I missed you!"
Ghost is quiet for a moment, then suddenly pushes you further against the wall and slides into the mattress alongside you. You smile for a moment, thinking he's decided to have mercy, until you feel his bulge pressing into your thigh. A groan escapes your lips, obviously inconvenienced, before you can stop it. You really just want to sleep.
"The fuck was that, kid?" Ghost asks, wrapping a hand over your stomach to pull you back against his pelvis. "You forget who's bed yer in? The least you could do is show Papa some thanks."
His hand slips under the waistband of the boxers you wear, working you in the way he knows makes you pliant. You both know what he wants, sighing when he pulls the boxers down enough to slide his cock between bare thighs "Papa...please? Can I just sleep tonight?"
Ghost laughs, thrusts once to make you gasp "yer not gettin' out of it with a few pretty words. How about this," a hand slides up to pull the weighted blankets over you two "you can go to sleep, but I ain't stoppin' okay?"
You know if you bargain for more that he'll make sure you don't sleep for the entire night, so you nod and go soft for him. "Okay Papa, thank you..."
I'm sorry, the charlie kirk situation just keeps getting funnier.
- gun nut insists 6 year olds getting shot in elementary school are a necessary sacrifice so that we can all have the 2nd amendment *gets shot at a school
- gun nut literally advocated for public executions to make kids stronger *gets shot in public in front of a bunch of students
- gun nut was an open racist, who constantly tried to incite race wars *got shot by a white guy in the whitest state in america
- gun nut insists empathy is fake *no empathy for him online, except from the same people who gleefully mock the deaths of trans people and Democrat politicians and anyone they don't like on a daily basis
- GUN. NUT. *gets shot and killed instantly by a gun.
i’m just really not interested in mourning a white supremacist thanks BYE
need johnny to call me "sassenach" soooo badly
Imagine turning your kid into the FBI. What a loser.
being found by a traumatised, battle hardened knight who is convinced you're some vision of evil tempting him outside of the holy land, and it's his moral duty to "purify" you.
even worse because he'd be quite religious and even the smallest attempt to convince you that you're either not religious or not from his time, means he's removing his belt to smack some sense into you. can't have you yelling those blasphemys around
in a twisted way, he'd actually be protecting you since there was a pretty fine line between blasphemy and heresy lmao but honestly. the thought of getting yelled at and bossed around in old French/old Occitan/middle German/vulgar Latin by an unhinged, religious fanatic knight is really doing it for me right now 🫠
and maybe you quickly learn that too, y'know—or remember pieces of history where the threat of being accused of heresy if your knight decided he had enough of protecting this weird lil pet he found on the side of the road could mean being burned at the stake (and would definitely mean torture—maybe even permanent mutilation in a time before the discovery of antibiotics)—and come to a tentative understanding of what needs to be done to ensure your survival.
so when he comes home after doing whatever it is knights do, and looms over you in full garb, you're pretty set on showing him how much better it is that he keeps his odd wife alive by quickly taking off his hauberk and unclasping his chausses (while trying to ignore the extremely noticable bulge under his braies).
and if you could understand the weird garble of old English or old French or Occitan he keeps uttering as you work your way into his good graces, you'd realise he's talking about needing an heir (and several others—just in case) to fill this new estate he's been given.
tenderfoot / price x f!reader / ongoing
inspired by a seeking a friend for the end of the world pre-apocalypse au
Would you rather know how you're going to die, or when?
tags: explicit sexual content, some dubcon elements, possessive behavior, angst, violence, referenced/implied suicide - tags will change
the man the bakery the squeaky wheel
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