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OP 81 | Саша Mostly f1 and figure skating fyi, will be crashing out if my favs don’t do well

[lulvera]

ADELIIA PETROSIAN LEAVING TEAM TUTBERIDZE AND ANNA SHERBAKOVA ENGAGEMENT ALL IN THE SPAN OF LESS THAN 24 HOURS?? HOLYSHIT YALLLL

[lulvera]

Just want to let everyone know that if Oscar pulled a move like that he would have gotten a 10 second penalty smh

[lulvera]

Oh hana bath this is your season I can feel it, an Aussie must succeed this season I can’t have them both suffering please

[lulvera]

Nice to see that the Oscar and Ferrari beef is still ongoing. No srsly why is he always sandwiched between those too??

[lulvera]

Just realised that Oscar won’t be able to defend any of his gp wins from last year and I want to die.

[darkisms]

george 🤝 oscar, being slaughtered by sky sports commentators for no valid reason

[toddsolondz]

the worst part of customer service is when a customer trauma dumps on you and you have to balance looking like you care with keeping them moving because there’s a line. like awww :((( i’m sorry :((( that’ll be $51.78.

[lulvera]

If McLarens upgrades aren’t 2023 level, we are gonna have issues

[softosc]

we love our consistent king

[lulvera]

Sky sports commentators playing “Whos the biggest rage baiter” in the commentary box this weekend. They really do be throwing digs at everyone.

[inhalingstardust000]

when you say “piastri and russell are having a hard time right now” can you include me in that too please. piastri, russell and me <3

[enpassants]

wow the sun is shining what a good day to *remembers jun olympics 4th* kill myself

[purecommemasolitude]

the cool thing about sports is that none of it is real except the blinding rage you experience while watching them

[lulvera]

Crossing my fingers that Alisa Dvoeglazova keeps last seasons programs for this year. They were so fun to watch and I just know the international crowd would eat them up.

[lulvera]

Landoscar arriving together on media day, they know what they’re doing and they love it

[happydivorce]

the first thing u need to understand about athletes is that they are cringe losers bc they skipped school in hopes of never having to work a real job. the second thing you need to understand abt athletes is that they are first and foremost workers whose years of lucrative labour are capped by the very real limit that the strain of that selfsame work puts on their bodies which means they retire at an age before most people's careers even really take off and are expected to get by for the rest of their lives on the money they earned those few years. the third thing you need to understand is that they want to fuck their coworker.

[allfandomsarehere]

Yes Lando told me that he wants to fuck Oscar and vice versa.

[lulvera]

I am sorry, but the only way McLaren are gonna have a good result in spa is if Oscar unleashes his inner spa nerdiness and wears his actual racing helmet.