that little fat star thing from mario galaxy

(she/her) stupid little tgirl who likes to shitpost and simp for a pink fucking squid

[lumatotuwu]

a gentle notice to trump supporters:

you are one encounter with me away from losing your ability to reproduce and me enjoying a fresh batch of rocky mountain oysters

[lumatotuwu]

has anyone noticed that everything that's worth a damn in the world was made either by a black person or a trans woman

[storyweavingspider]

WHITE MAN DESTROYED BY BLACK TRANNY AND WHITE LESBIAN IN A TACO BELL 🔥🔥🔥

[bible-word-remover]

⠀ TRANNY LESBIAN TACO 🔥🔥🔥

[storyweavingspider]

Had an accidentally hilarious interaction with another Black woman my age and her mom at an event today.

She complimented me on my jewelry and said it looked very spidery, and I thanked her and said it is, which is fitting since my name is Anonsee.

She asks what language it is and if it means spider, and I tell her it’s mainly Akan tribe but also heavily through Black diaspora, and that a lot of other Black folks tend to know the name because they grew up with Anansi Tales as kids. She says she’s never heard of them and doesn’t think she read them as a kid.

At this point her mom walks up, and she turns to her mom and asks “Hey mom, are you familiar with the name Anansi?” and the mom goes “Of course! I read those stories to you as a kid!” and the daughter hits her with the “Really? I don’t remember that at all!!”

Cue the mother looking absolutely SCANDALIZED and going “I have a book full of them that I used to read out of to my students! Im reading some to you when we get home later.” and the mom was also absolutely tickled pink to learn my name was Anonsee, she lit up so happily it was so sweet 😭

Bringing Anansi back to our people a step at a time by getting moms to read his stories to their adult daughters I guess 😮‍💨🥹

[nacht---hexe]

Secret Technique of the Mensa Temple: Bullet-Deflecting Palm

[rabbitkinglune777]

sorry to peeps who followed me for that last art piece,,,I draw mostly furry boob and butt cheeks sometimes.

[rabbitkinglune777]

poor ppl getting flashbanged by mouse boy butt cheeks

[hail-the-villainess]

Girls can have a berserk mode as a treat. fangs and glowing eyes and animalistic snarling are good enrichment for girls.

[dragongirlbunny]

[lady-viccy]

this is accessible after good foreplay

[skeletonmilky]

art fight attack for @/Clownf1sh

[zessdeluxe]

A character idea that's been stuck in my head for a while. A computer/web assistant program desperately trying to justify its own existence as someone goes through their old computer from the 2000s. It's personified as a cat, because of course it is

[zessdeluxe]

[zessdeluxe]

a friend wanted to move it from the recycling bin to a folder with furniture and food pngs

[zessdeluxe]

[isuggestgirlongirl]

this is literally @virtualgirladvance

[virtualgirladvance]

i miss the space cadet pinball game now..,

[delicate-viscera]

a mutual is a kind of girl you want to have sex with

[delicate-viscera]

the following badge has never been more demoralizing

[lumatotuwu]

ut/dr porn sucks because not only are people making porn of implied minors but they're transphobic as fuck about kris and ralsei so i'm like double pissed

[girlballs]

wghat the

[girlballs]

hey wait stop that we're both girls......

[krispdreemurr]

dess voice the roaring will trans every gender

[creachiergh]

the proposal minigame stressed me the fuck out but at least it led to the single funniest thing i have ever seen in my life

[eremitical]

costco should sell weed i want to smoke kirkland signature strain

[musashi]

shit i wish people had told me about fandom: if you are a lesbian and you are frustrated because all the other "lesbians" you follow do nothing but post about Male Blorbo #546704396456, THE ANSWER IS TO FOLLOW TRANS WOMEN. trans women will never force you to look at a man. it sounds too good to be true but it IS REAL i PROMISE

[clegfly]

i Need tumblr to know about hooer of everything

[clegfly]

ok so for context on the DUMB we have a dedicated queen spam thread and we had this bit where we started writing covers of songs where we made the lyrics about queen because fucking Awesome . someone made one for ruler of everything by tally hall. and then @quicksilversnails actually went and made a queencover of ruler of everything, appropriately titled "hooer of everything" and it's maybe the only thing ever made

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