*zap*

[luminousangelleviathan]

Call me Zapdos.

Favourite music: anything with a good rhythm.

Favourite food: anything palatable.

Favourite colour: any

favourite game: Any that are fun!

Fandoms: it depends. I write and draw for the love of writing and drawing. I don't have patience for codswallop though! So multifandom. Currently Portal, TADC, Pokémon. If I find others and decided to have a chin wag about them, they'll be added here.

Rules:

1. Never believe what you are told. Double check.

2. Never be unreachable.

3. Divvent like, divvent read.

4. You divvent waste good.

5. Never take anything for granted.

6. Bend the rules. Divvent break them.

7. Never get personally involved in things that are not my problem.

8. Sometimes you are wrong.

9. Divvent let people get close.

10. Never get emotionally attached.

11. Divvent leave bloody Google documents in my inbox. Not only is that weird but it feels parasocial and does not feel like you care about victims of bloody crimes. Go to the fucking police with your stupid shite and not random blokes like me. And I don't read contaminated evidence. So move on your jolly way if you try that muppet behaviour with me. I'm here to snog characters, write, and have fun. Not to mention you're acting creepy and like you're trying to farm internet points. In other words, wanking off and acting like a wanker. Read the anon rules.

12. Divvent put me on a pedestal. It won't end well.

13. I'm here to have fun. I'm not here to join bloody cliques. I won't put up with tosser behaviour!

ANON RULES:

1. Divvent be daft

2. No wanker behaviour (don't be a numpty)

3. If you're going to be a wanker anonymously, sod off.

4. Divvent clog my ask with rubbish (Google documents, tweets from random numpties about shite I don't have bloody patience for, nonce behaviour, etc).

Above all:

I divvent have a DNI. Interact at your own bloody discretion. Divvent like my shite? Divvent bloody interact.

Fanfic Masterlist

[luminousangelleviathan]

N headcanons? (Murder Drones)

:D

Serial Designation N Headcanons

-very knowledgeable about dogs!

-if you have a dog, he will probably ask to befriend you. Bonus points if it's a cute medium sized dog like a Brittany spaniel or a golden retriever.

-a loyal boyfriend who is excellent with kids

-occasionally a gobshite but tries his best

-probably has squishmallows of different dog breeds

-a real trier!

[formerlyluckymanticore]

Reblog if you will never. Ever. Use AI in your writing.

[luminousangelleviathan]

I'd rather snog Yveltal than do that.

[tomahachi12]

Went to go see the movie bout some pretty amazing digging

this was my favourite part

[gwninja]

I like that they have shovels, like Caine decided to force them on a hole digging adventure

[luminousangelleviathan]

Mate, Pomni is blaming her dirty rotten, pig-stealing no good great great great grandma... And her name is Pomni Inmop the Fourth (not serious but a cheeky reference. Bloody hell. I need to reread "Holes" again).

[sustancy]

[luminousangelleviathan]

TIL... Torchic

The only way to tell the gender of the Torchic is to check the butt for a black dot.

Tiny black dot? Male. No dot? Female.*

*note: not all Pokémon have a bloody gender. So it's possible there could be Torchic or other Pokémon that are intersex.

[dietranch]

[not-the-axolotl]

This melatonin with cbd better fucking work or swear to god I will implode

[not-the-axolotl]

Update: it worked :D

[luminousangelleviathan]

Oh my Arceus.

[luminousangelleviathan]

I'm gonna need your polycule's thoughts on AI.

Mewtwo: bloody despises it. "Why do humans not want to create art or literature? They do realise this is incredibly bad for the environment. We Pokémon live on this planet too. It's literal theft and it's getting hot."

Arceus: divine distaste because it's not only bloody theft but it also goes against its design. "Creating an artificial portrait of my liking is an insult to me because thou can't be bothered to pick up a paintbrush and learn to draw me!? One of my commandments is thou shalt not steal! Part of that includes art and literature! Disgusting behaviour!" And it would absolutely bestow Judgement. However, it's lenient to addicts because they didn't choose this. "Oh, my poor beloved... That was not in my divine plans for you, sweetie. I'm going to stay by your side until you are cured of this particular pestilence. You don't need judgement. You need help."

Lugia: cold hatred. "My home is getting too warm. You're upsetting the balance of nature. Stop."

Giratina: believe it or not, the bloke is indifferent but doesn't exactly like it. "More people in my realm is a plus... But I don't think I care for that many people in my bloody space! Fawk off!"

Darkrai: hates it. "How in the name of Arceus did you manage to enrage everyone in the divine polycule!? And... What am I looking at? I can conjure nightmares scarier than that! This is pathetic! At least mine wasn't created by a machine that steals."

And now I got five bloody Legendary Pokémon pinning me down. They're heavy... Get off me, mates! Wait. Darkrai. No. Don't send me into a kip! I-!

Zzzz...

[luminousangelleviathan]

Huh. Neat. So using AI is cannibalism... I'm gonna put this on my blog because it looks bloody useful

[nemirutami]

touch grass

[luminousangelleviathan]

I had something bloody hilarious happen to me last night. Apparently I wrote a transformation fanfic about my hinny Mewtwo in my sleep. I do not remember writing this bloody fanfic but reading it got me cackling like a bloody gremlin. I should post it later on Archive of Our Own just because it's that bloody funny to me.

[luminousangelleviathan]

Oh my stars and garters. I made a Pokémon fanfic instead of getting that second chapter out for "Dentures Sometimes Need Braces". Bollocks.

Got my darling in this chapter though... More than one. I'm bloody accomplished!

[luminousangelleviathan]

Do you selfship with anyone else?

Yes! I'm in a divine polycule with Arceus, Darkrai, Mewtwo, Giratina and Lugia. It's a bloody crazy polycule but all of them seem to see me as their trouble and strife or spouse or hinny.

I'm not arguing with Legendary Pokémon or Mythical Pokémon. I openly admit I'm a gobshite. But my numpty behaviour has bloody limits!

[saveyourhelplessspite]

[luminousangelleviathan]

[luminousangelleviathan]

I got a question about your relationship with Mewtwo. How would he respond to games that have genetic mutation as a gimmick for gameplay?

You're either bloody brave, or completely bonkers, anon. I tried playing Bioshock in front of Mewtwo once. I had to stop playing almost immediately and lay on it for a kip because it gets really bloody mad at the sight of genetic science being portrayed as a bloody good thing in combat because that's quite literally how it was treated most of its life.

However, it likes Bill Nye the Science Guy because that bloke makes science interesting while also openly acknowledging that there are drawbacks. That, and Bill Nye doesn't talk about genetics being used in the military. It told me, and I bloody quote, "Humans toying with genetic science is a form of hubris but this scientist seems to have a firm head on his shoulders and teaches practical science that would benefit humans."

It is also pretty bloody knowledgeable about Legendary Pokémon genetics. I wonder why. But rest assured it doesn't exactly take a shining to genetic science being used for combat. I think Mew gave it a factory reset and gave it an introspective. So I'm kinda not allowed to have a chin wag about games that use genetic science as a combat gimmick when it's around. My humblest apologies.

[questions-about-blorbos]

Your Blorbo is being rescued. Which of these would be the case for them?

Telling their rescuer(s) where it hurts

Thanking their rescuer(s)

Rushing towards the rescuer(s) so they can be saved

Crying from relief

Insisting that they don’t need help, because they believe they can save themself

Insisting that they don’t need help, because they believe they don’t deserve it

Insisting that they don’t need help, out of pride and dignity

Defensive, trying to fight the rescuer(s) because they don’t trust them

Delirious. Under the impression that the rescue is just another hallucination

Barely conscious and willingly accepting help

Barely conscious, only accepting help because they’re too weak to fight

Unconscious in the rescuer’s arms

Remaining time: 2 days 17 hours

Every poll on this blog is about fictional characters only. This request was sent to us and we made a poll in response to it. Send any Blorbo-related question you want to our inbox and we’ll make a poll on which people can vote with their own Blorbos in minds

[luminousangelleviathan]

Love it but would fight anyone trying to save their arse.