I know there's someone at the door

I'm Hermes (they/it) 26 Transmasc Agender furry freak and nonhuman. Hyena and Puppy. I like to draw and build monstrosities from lego, and i love twenty one pilots --- got back in after like 5 yrs, used to go by Haste/eraserhasteeth

[luminouseyeballs]

Hey there, welcome! I'm Hermes. I figured i should probably attempt to organise stuff on here just a little bit, so this'll be my pinned post

Edited: 29/12/25 *yeen noises*

Personal tags:

#hermes makes art - all my doodles and drawings. Also my bionicle mocs

#hermes has thoughts - where I put all of my other posts for now. Shitposts, journalling, rambling about things, etc etc

#hermes in the wild - photos i took

The other tags are mostly for personal use but I try to be as considerate as I can. Will update this post with any changes!

I post about and reblog all sorts of things but in have a particular interest in furry art, the band twenty one pilots, magic the gathering and bionicle.

I'm pansexual and nonbinary; I don't have a strong connection to any gender identity but the closest is probably agender. My fursona is a hyena mutt named Yell. I often feel not-quite-human so you'll probably see me tag stuff as "yeen posting", "mutt posting" or the like.

I'm in the uk and work weird hours so my activity is wildly inconsistent 😅

Pls feel free to interact! Im kinda awkward and shy sometimes but I love to make new friends :)

!!Bonus yeens!!

[aflo]

At the sex shop asking if I can buy a regular sized dildo I can put in my unremarkable asshole but they recognize me as the hero of legend regardless

[luminouseyeballs]

Making a mask

[pantaloonwarrior]

[historical-nonfiction]

Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the Biblical figure Nimrod, a mighty hunter.

[omegajako]

Etymology is ridiculous and terrifying sometimes

[garbage-empress]

Bugs Bunny is more powerful than God

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

He also solidified the idea of rabbits loving carrots when carrots actually carry very little nutritional value for rabbits. The funniest part of that is that the original joke was a reference to a Clark Gable film where Gable munches on a carrot, it was never meant to imply that rabbits love carrots. The Clark Gable reference would’ve been obvious to audiences in the 40s but it has been pretty much lost to time.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Bugs Bunny has too much power and should be feared.

[stackslip]

we're moving to an internet where children would be banned from reaching out for help and friendship online but abusive parents can post their children's every second online to humiliate and expose them for money with no pushback

[legallybrunettedotcom]

[inbabylontheywept]

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

[spacedragon00]

my doggy: wagswagswags

my cool as fuck puppy: swagswagswag

[yeah-ephi]

same picture

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

alright guys. time to vote on which symbols to use for the pride buttons.

which symbol goes with the rainbow flag?

ionizing radiation

hand crush

health hazard

Voting ended onJun 8

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

which symbol goes with the wlw flag?

gear crush

submerged objects

Voting ended onJun 8

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

which symbol goes with the mlm flag?

press brake crush

surf craft area

Voting ended onJun 8

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

which symbol goes with the bi flag?

body crush

hand crush

Voting ended onJun 8

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

which symbol goes with the pan flag?

non-ionizing radiation

high surf

moving blades

Voting ended onJun 8

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

which symbol goes with the trans flag?

battery charging

corrosive substance

rapid movement of press brake

Voting ended onJun 8

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

which symbol goes with the ace flag?

sharp implement

industrial vehicles

Voting ended onJun 8

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

which symbol goes with the intersex flag?

run over by remote operator controlled machine

oxidizer

emergency stop button

falling objects

Voting ended onJun 8

[fairweatheralways]

[batmanshole]

crisp glass of water moodboard

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[tamamita]

[breachler]

happy pride month to live-streamed yearning on stage at block party

[polkadotmotmot]

Johnny DeFeo - Morning Chorus Howl, 2025 - Acrylic on panel

[furbasement]

Art by deaddoginc