I know there's someone at the door

I'm Hermes (they/it) 26 Transmasc Agender furry freak and nonhuman. Hyena and Puppy. I like to draw and build monstrosities from lego, and i love twenty one pilots --- got back in after like 5 yrs, used to go by Haste/eraserhasteeth

[luminouseyeballs]

Hey there, welcome! I'm Hermes. I figured i should probably attempt to organise stuff on here just a little bit, so this'll be my pinned post

Edited: 29/12/25 *yeen noises*

Personal tags:

#hermes makes art - all my doodles and drawings. Also my bionicle mocs

#hermes has thoughts - where I put all of my other posts for now. Shitposts, journalling, rambling about things, etc etc

#hermes in the wild - photos i took

The other tags are mostly for personal use but I try to be as considerate as I can. Will update this post with any changes!

I post about and reblog all sorts of things but in have a particular interest in furry art, the band twenty one pilots, magic the gathering and bionicle.

I'm pansexual and nonbinary; I don't have a strong connection to any gender identity but the closest is probably agender. My fursona is a hyena mutt named Yell. I often feel not-quite-human so you'll probably see me tag stuff as "yeen posting", "mutt posting" or the like.

I'm in the uk and work weird hours so my activity is wildly inconsistent 😅

Pls feel free to interact! Im kinda awkward and shy sometimes but I love to make new friends :)

!!Bonus yeens!!

[furbasement]

Art by deaddoginc

[were--ralph]

i tune out for one day and what the fuck is this

[were--ralph]

i thought maybe it was shitpost but no

[ralfmaximus]

He's turning The People's House into Six Flags Over Washington

[perpetual-laowai]

I guarantee that this is being built in a rush by non-union labor, so we have a real opportunity for a Final Destination scenario here.

[were--ralph]

like to charge reblog to cast

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[kosmogrl]

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

[rageisinourveins]

[luminouseyeballs]

Thinking about that time somewhere in secondary school/college (i dont remember exactly) when i thought i had a massive crush on my guy best friend (i still dont really know) so i worked up the courage to tell him and he stopped hanging out with me, but then he and his girlfriend broke up and me and her started hanging out and texting all the time and once she said something along the lines of "if we're both still single when we're older we should start a dog sanctuary together"

Yeah

Im stupid

[everythingfox]

Turn the sound on at your own risk

[the-princes-epitaph]

we’re gonna grow old for all the queer, trans, plural, and alterhuman kids who don’t know if it’s possible

[dreamingnemleria]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[scifikode]

i dont speak japanese but sometimes art transcends language

[liirker-at-thresholds]

I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the participants are

Not deterred by the closed door

Working as a group

Protecting their identities

Inflicting material costs to the institution via property destruction

Getting away at the end

These ideas were not all here from the beginning. They are genuinely gaining experience that can be applied elsewhere

[liirker-at-thresholds]

The church of scientology is on tumblr and they are sending me anon asks telling me that they can't even commit to reporting a post

[the-stray-liger]

A lot of paranormal believers would actually benefit from reading about how hallucinations are much more common than you think and don't necessarily indicate that they suffer from a Scary Brain Disorder. Anyone is 2 sleepless nights away from a hallucinatory episode no matter how neurotypical they are

[the-stray-liger]

Also like hallucinations cover a broad swath of different sensory experiences, not only seeing a scary ghost. In my case my hallucinations tend to be auditory but it is also possible to feel like something touched you. Sleep paralysis hallucinations aren't paranormal happenings that's literally a type of hallucination and EVERYONE has them they're super common. Take my had. You have nothing to lose but your chains

[the-stray-liger]

And btw people who suffer hallucinations as part of a disorder aren't scary or dangerous. Neurodivergencies that include hallucinations don't make people scary psycho killers. Lose the stupid stigma already it's 2026 bitch

[c0ryph]

get kissed idiot 💋

[implxdingthemirage]

15 years.

[muttrott]

redog if arf auuuwuff. wuff ruff auauau

[muttrott]

This month's sticker - a sticker sheet! Join Art Club on or before May 10th to get it <3