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the first rule of Internet argument is to make sure your profile description isn’t so embarrassing that it can immediately be used against you.
This is the FOURTH time the apartment across the hall has blasted Mr. Brightside. What are they doing
Just fine.
This is so pure. :)
omg this is my favorite thing ever
give him a hat it’s hot outside
harry potter was such a fuckin jock tbh star player of sports ball hated history of magic (which would’ve been fascinating) just likes shooting his magic-gun such a bro tbh
trust fund jock that became a cop
who married his high school sweetheart
trust fund jock who married his high school sweetheart, son of a trust fund jock who married his high school sweetheart
#why stop at Harry lets drag the whole family
[sees post that makes zero sense]
“wtf the fuck…?”
[sees another post that makes zero sense for the same reasons]
“oh, it’s a new meme.”
This Road In France Disappears Underwater Twice A Day.
How could they have this photoset and not show that the road leads HERE?!
Honestly, the whole “Snape was totally a meninist” or the “Snape’s whole backstory was that he was ‘friendzoned’” posts are REALLY starting to bother me.
I don’t love Snape. I think the way he treated Neville was absolutely inexcusable. I think he did a lot of horrible things.
But:
Snape was in love with Lily Evans, but he never told her that
He never made a move on her
He never asked her out
He never tried to kiss her
He wasn’t “friendzoned.” Lily never knew how he felt.
He didn’t give Harry those memories so that Harry would feel sympathetic towards him.
He gave Harry those memories so that Harry could 1) Understand why Dumbledore trusted Snape and 2) So that Harry would understand he needed to die in order to defeat Voldemort.
Lily Evans was the only person (except for maybe Dumbledore) who ever actually cared about him
It’s strongly implied that Snape was abused or, at the very least, neglected, as a very young child.
I’m not defending all of his actions. But I do wish people would understand his motivation, and I really wish people would stop making posts like “Harry! Name your child after me! I was friendzoned by your mother!”
That’s not what happened. Snape was friends with Lily as a child. He fell in love with her. He didn’t tell her. He didn’t try to get her to date him. He loved her. He became a bad friend. He betrayed her. He regretted it. He tried to save her life. He failed. He tried to protect her child. He wanted to protect Harry for Lily’s sake. He wanted to at least partially make up for the way he treated Lily. That was his motivation, not “he was friendzoned.”
He isn’t a good person. He isn’t a bad person. He’s a person. A human being. That’s why Harry named his child Albus Severus– because the world is not divided into good people and Death Eaters. That’s something Harry didn’t learn for a long time. That’s what Albus Dumbledore and Severus Snape taught him. Harry wanted his children to understand something he himself struggled with-: good and evil are not always easy to see. Bravery does not always equal kindness. Unkindness does not always equal cruelty. Look at J.K’s characters, like Draco, Dumbledore, Snape, Sirius, and Ron, and you will see that is a major theme. PEOPLE ARE NOT HEROES OR VILLAINS. PEOPLE ARE PEOPLE. THEY HAVE BOTH GOOD AND BAD QUALITIES. THAT IS ONE OF THE MAJOR POINTS OF THE ENTIRE SERIES.
You don’t have to like or respect Snape as a person, but please understand him as a character.
This is the greatest video ever posted on the internet
*Misery Business by Paramore comes on*
When freshmen find out midterm papers are due (get EduBirdie.com) #Naruto
WHAT ARE THESE VINES
BACK FLIP STRIKES AGAIN
{cat’s aren’t as useless as everyone says}
[captions]
voice offscreen: “Yeah, go ahead and pull it through. [cat fumbles around a bit, then pulls the wire through the small hole] Thanks, bud.”
one time at h&m i thought a guy was a mannequin so i started feeling the material of his coat and i screamed when he moved and we were both really freaked out
me: protect the bees!!!
bee: [comes near me]
me:
this belongs in the smithsonian
woman: i miss you like the deserts miss the rain
man: oh that's so sweet, i--
woman: i've adapted to existence without you, buried everything we made together, and prolonged exposure to you would be disastrous.
are tea bombs the new thing
I really hope so