Lumpy Oats

Swiggity swooty. Im on your mums booty

[flowury]

an open letter to the inventor of bread

hey. thanks

[volcainist]

im on the floor

[redlobstercult-deactivated20140]

[aidn]

[lil-miss-romano]

[meikyo-shisui]

[asparagays]

[profeminist]

[lfeellike]

matt’s tweets are actually legendary

[sprinkles-96]

No there not. White people just have an easier time listening to other white people

[lfeellike]

LMAO awkward when I’m actually chinese but ok whatever floats your boat

[youngestalien]

cute names for your girl: slime

[youngestalien]

[e53363]

[toferjv-deactivated20200724]

[swaginageorge]

seeing a hot guy walk by like

[atlasnerd]

Reblogging for the sheer hilarity of the gif.

[mahlarchuck]

It would be a mistake not to

[cheesychillfries-deactivated201]

“Four score and one booty ago damn that’s a fine ass”

[hypehope]

[susielesbian]

guy at disney: sir? stitch, a small logic defying blue alien from outer fucking space, needs a heterosexual romance

disney ceo: okay….but we gotta know she’s Female, do u understand? ….she needs long antennae..like long hair..mascara…smooth chest that sticks out a little more because we need to be reminded that she still got titties even tho she’s a tiny fucking alien

guy at disney: should we make her pink, sir?

disney ceo: ricky you goddamn genius. here are my keys. go to my house and fuck my wife

[noise2010]

[babymillionaire]

[unfollovving]

who said ferraris aren’t family cars hah

[booooost-deactivated20160127]

because air from the grille is diverted out those channels, that baby would be launched out at sufficiently high speeds

[iwillmindfuckyou]

fantastic

[grimelords]

[streetporn]