Zetta Go Fuck Yourself

Just your average, everyday bird of rebirth and inferno.

[phoenix-theurge]

Explain what a labubu is without pissing me off or I'll kill another hostage.

[phoenix-theurge]

NOW WATCH AS I TAKE THIS FREEZER AND TURN THIS BOTTLE OF WINE INTO A FELONY.

[guineapiggies]

Via cid_dwyer

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[repmet]

Grace, Rocky save stars.

Project Hail Mary - Deleted Scene

[artsystarsandshadows]

@phoenix-theurge

[prokopetz]

Penis nomenclature is one of the less-discussed hazards of having very particular tastes in erotic fanfic. I once ran across a story that improbably had both the exact pairing and the exact kink I was looking for, only to get clotheslined at the first sex scene by the fact that the text consistently referred to the lead's penis as their "dork".

[phoenix-theurge]

PENIS, MISSILE, HOTDOG, SCHLONG

ROCKET, HARDON, BRATWURST, DONG

BEEF TRUNCHEON, DICK, ROD, AND CHODE

SPAM PORPOISE AND JOCKSTRAP TOAD

WEAPON, COCK, STAFF, SPACE INVADER

SHAFT, STICK, DOODLE, AND WOMB RAIDER

MUSHROOM, RIFLE, CANNON, PORK

JIZZ LIZARD, MEAT MALLET, DORK

TROUSER SNAKE, DINGHY AND BREEDER

ONE EYED PURPLE PEOPLE EATER

[synthfagz]

"if yr stabbed dont take the knife out" okay so thats basiclaly cockwarming

[bilesandthesourwolf]

i can never leave this place

[rylandsgrace]

Project Hail Mary (2026) + Trivia

[phoenix-theurge]

@artsystarsandshadows

[importantcatpics]

[latiyao]

pet da pluey

[beardedmrbean]

[captainsquare]

@masterrainbowcat @phoenix-theurge

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[hapalopus]

More from the notes:

[vexwerewolf]

I love this post

[karifaevt]

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

[djkoenig-deactivated20140905]

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

[chronically-ill-dandy]

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

[djkoenig-deactivated20140905]

thanks for ruining my post jackass

[chronically-ill-dandy]

(￣^￣ﾒ)＼✿ "Fine, I'ma keep ya damn flower.“  

[ufo-offical]

*flies past*

[shocktherapyrecipient]

It’s the fact that

1) OP made a post that seemed interactive but then

2) Did NOT want anyone to actually engage

I remember tumblr at the time. It wouldn’t have changed OP’s post so lmao big L for OP making it weird

But best of all:

Most people didn’t realize there WAS a response until this fuckin UFO went by.

Nature is ✨️Beautiful✨️

[wholesome-animal-images]

[gridmaster5000-deactivated20241]

you disagreed w me in an intellectually honest way. we're friends now.

[jamsthewolf]

Shush. Shush. Shush. I'm not stealing your cheese. That would be crazy. I mean you're seeing a talking wolf. You're clearly delirious. Go back to sleep. And maybe sleep bark... I mean sleep talk about where the cheese cabinet is. I promise not to shed too much in your house if you tell me.

[gaystation4]

[frightfullytreeish]

reblog to slowblink at your mutuals