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woeful-maiden

the wii disc and the gamecube disc on the wii menu are dating btw

carmenifold

and they're both girls

maeneiii

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nimalings

#105: Crozai

A strange Oneiroclade that splits its image in two to confuse predators. If you have two eyes you can see through their trick and behold their true form:

Simply cross your eyes and fuse the two images together!

It is said that when you're having trouble keeping your eyes focused, it's because a Crozai nearby is trying to impede you from seeing it.

Bit of an experimental one! Inspired by stereogram eye training exercises! And Hoatzins! If you're having trouble seeing their true form, it is easier if the image is smaller, and get close to the screen!

homunculus-argument

I think the funniest dynamic for arranged-marriage royalty would be a queen who came here 100% prepared to murder her future husband and rule as a widow queen in her own right, only to discover that the king is autistic as hell and responds to her wish to rule with "oh thank god please do, I don't want to be bothered by these people. I can just tell them to go bother you instead, if you really want that. I've got beetles I wanted to study."

stele3

"I'm really not good at it," the king admits with horrible, aching grief. The country is in disarray. Peasants go hungry. Nobles trade power amongst themselves with impunity.

So the queen takes over and ruthlessly sets things to rights. Fires several generals, hangs nobles, redirects wealth to the peasantry. It isn't long before the first assassination attempt, which she expected.

She did not expect her docile, beetle-obsessed husband to go absolutely feral and fling himself at the assassins wielding a pair of sharp knives.

stele3

Also, the beetles are intended to attack and kill a certain type of invasive worm that has been killing off the gourd and potato crops for decades. He’s been trying since he was a child to crossbreed several native species to be hardier and better diggers. When he finally gets it right it’s all over for you bitches (“you bitches” being mass starvation of subsistence farmers).

stele3

The Queen says she’ll negotiate a trade deal with a neighboring country that has also suffered from the worm blight and her husband stares at her for a long moment.

“No,” he finally says. “We’re going to give them the beetles for free.”

The Queen pauses.

“All right,” she says.

torviin

various dw stuff

marlynnofmany

*giant wind gust outside*

Me: “Don’t say it.”

My Brain:

bunkey

notice how everyone is horny today

bunkey

idolomantises

The Cherub

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idolomantises

Stargazing

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bunkey

notice how everyone is horny today

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pixelguzzler

the shuzzy...

bigmsaxon

I was lucky enough to be a part of the VA-11 Hall-A fan zine “On The Rocks” along with a whole bunch of exceptional artists and writers - here is just a wee portion of my contribution.

Follow the zine’s twitter for updates at https://twitter.com/va11halla_zine and if you like what you see, pre-order a copy at https://ontherockszine.bigcartel.com