THE MOON IS FRIEND FOR THE LONESOME TO TALK TO

[lunariiz]

「 🌙 」 𝐌𝐎𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐃𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐍𝐒 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐒

𝐋𝐔𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐈𝐙 ― a private , selective , dash-only, south park multi-muse ― sideblog to ꜱᴏʟᴀʀɪᴇꜱ

as explored and cherished deeply by lukas ― twenty-six ― he / it ⋆☀︎.

permanent semi-hiatus― never assume this blog is dead. Like a certain purple man― I Always Come Back

「carrd. 」 「hub/multimuse. 」 「hellaverse multimuse. 」 「shezow. 」

[parkacored]

Kenny puts his hands behind his head and flashes Bebe a crooked smile, clearly very amused with himself. "I could be! They say God has a match for me, Bebs. You think I'm going to risk fumbling that?" And a chuckle slips out when he sees her eye roll.

"I skate!" Kenny scoffs, as if he's offended by the implication. Not about being called dumb, just that he couldn't skate. "I just don't know any Tony Hawk tricks. You wanna see me move forward and not fall off though? I got you." He winks at her as if the concept of not eating shit is wildly impressive.

[lunariiz]

‧₊˚ ⏾. ⋅ — Bebe huffs— in a way that absolutely doubles as a laugh. She lifts a hand to cover her mouth, though, as a smile finds it’s way to her lips. Plausible deniability.

‧₊˚ ⏾. ⋅ — ❝ Oh my God . ❞ She lifts one of her legs, and pushes outwards with it, to shove Kenny away. So dumb.

‧₊˚ ⏾. ⋅ — ❝ I’m sure your ability to balance is incredible , Ken . You should totally show me some time . So long as you’re prepared for me to fall head over heels for you over it . ❞

She pulls her hand from covering her mouth to rest it against her forehead with a dramatic flare, her other hand resting over her chest a la be still my beating heart. She’s fake swooning right now.

‧₊˚ ⏾. ⋅ — ❝ My favorite thing in a man is how well he knows the basics of skateboarding . ❞

[lunariiz]

note 2 self 2 add some raisins girls onto my muse list

[lunariiz]

@friendsomine — starter call

‧₊˚ ⏾. ⋅ — ❝ I’m saying this with your best interest at heart . ❞ Bebe starts, her gaze dragging along Cartman top to bottom

‧₊˚ ⏾. ⋅ — ❝ That outfit so doesn’t go together . You look like a hooker’s closet threw up on you . ❞

A pause for the words to sink in, and then she offers Eric a smile.

‧₊˚ ⏾. ⋅ — ❝ No offence ! ❞

[lunariiz]

@parkacored — "god first. skating second. hit me up on christian mingle" — (hiiii o/ for whomever you want to play with kenny)

‧₊˚ ⏾. ⋅ — ❝ You are not on Christian Mingle . ❞ Bebe shoots him a side eye at first, a seemingly judgemental little look that only lasts a brief moment before she’s unable to hold it, cracking a smile and rolling her eyes.

‧₊˚ ⏾. ⋅ — ❝ You’re so dumb . Do you even skate ? ❞ The insult carries a mildly endeared tone— she may call him dumb, but that’s not ‘annoying’ or ‘two-faced’ or ‘a raging cunt  who literally doesn’t even know when to shut up like oh my god she just kept digging herself a hole it was sooo embarrassing and also pissed me off, like, so bad, kenny,’ (That one was the rant he’d been subject to last weekend, poor soul.)

He’s dumb in a way that makes her laugh and want to shove him into a wall, and not go bitch about him afterwards.

[lunariiz]

@friendsomine — ‘ don’t fuck with me! i have the power of god and anime on my side! ’ — (My Cartman. For Ike, because it's funny to me)

‧₊˚ ⏾. ⋅ — ❝ Oh yeah ? ❞ Ike squints at Cartman, lips pulled tight as he stares the other down. Evaluating his power levels. He may have anime on his side, but no… he couldn’t rival Goku. Eric has limits. And Ike has power, too. Yes. He could win this match.

‧₊˚ ⏾. ⋅ — ❝ Well , I have the power of Minecraft and all of Canada , on my side . So maybe you shouldn’t fuck with me ! ❞

That’s right, Cartman. You don’t have a chance against this little bug-eyed freak.

[hdmimemes]

fifty vine starter sentences for when it’s 3am

‘ NOT ON MY WATCH. ’ ‘ you thought it was over? … ha. ’ ‘ pepsi bottle? coca cola glass? i don’t give a damn. ’ ‘ aa … aaa …. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. ’ ‘ so you just gon’ bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift? ’ ‘ why are you running? why are you running? ’ ‘ just because my parents won’t let me get makeup, or piercings, doesn’t make me a fucking preppy. fuck preppies. ’ ‘ god first. skating second. hit me up on christian mingle. ’ ‘ welcome back to me screaming … AAAAAAAAAAA- ’ ‘ oh my gosh, is that corbin bleu from jump in? ’ ‘ it’s me, jessie, and ari, if he … if they test me they sorry. ’ ‘ okay guys … i’m about to say a curse word, you ready? … shut up! ’ ‘ on all levels except physical, i am a wolf. ’ ‘ i thought you were bae! … turns out you’re just fam… ’ ‘ i mean … you’re so tall, you must have a problem. ’ ‘ i sneezed, oh, i’m not allowed to sneeze? ’ ‘ sorry i’m on the toilet, hope the ice cream don’t melt! ’ ‘ oh my fuckin’ god, she fuckin’ dead. ’ ‘ I’M A BAD BITCH YOU CAN’T KILL ME! ’ ‘ we all die, you either kill yourself or get killed. ’ ‘ hey, my name is ____, i got a basketball game tomorrowwww, i’m a point guard. ’ ‘ i’m washing me and my clothes, bitch! i’m washing me and my clothes.. ’ ‘ MY DICK FELL OFF! ’ ‘ THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU. ’ ‘ so no head? ’ ‘ yogurt is just fruit sperm! and i’m not gay. ’ ‘ hi, welcome to chili’s. ’ ‘ that’s what good pussy sounds like. ’ ‘ stop saying i look like chicken little. he’s dumb, and he’s a coward. and i am NOT  a coward! ’ ‘ if your name is ____ and you’re really handsome, come on raise your hand! ’ ‘ bitch! why you mad? ‘cause my pussy pops severely, and yours don’t?! ’ ‘ merry crisis. ’ ‘ i love you bitch. i ain’t gonna ever stop loving you …. bitch. ’ ‘ what up? i’m ____, i’m nineteen, and i never fuckin’ learned how to read. ’ ‘ this bitch empty! YEET! ’ ‘ and they were roommates ! ’ ‘ is that a weed?! i’m calling the police! ’ ‘ today my brother pushed me so i am starting a kickstarter to put him down. the benefits of killing him would be: i would get pushed way less. ’ ‘ it is wednesday my dudes …. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- ’ ‘ i won’t hesitate, bitch! ’ ‘ welcome to bible study, we’re all children of JESUS! ’ ‘ i spilled lipstick in your valentino bag. ’ ‘ you are my dad, you’re my dad! boogie woogie woogie. ’ ‘ i got two free tacos! ’ ‘ road work ahead? uh, yeah, i sure hope it does! ’ ‘ turn off the flash, you fucking moron. ’ ‘ get that education bro! GET THAT EDUCATION BRO! ’ ‘ yes, she is a bitch. b i c t … h. ’ ‘ ohhh shit, what is that? who you fightin’? ’ ‘ don’t fuck with me! i have the power of god and anime on my side! ’

[rpmememaker]

SUPER TEXT LIST! (Texts From Last Night Inspired)

originally from frommemetoyou

[rpmememaker]

[text] Are you lost?

[text] NO! That was a typo

[text] Did you buy it?

[text] I think I’m a mermaid

[text] I know it’s 3am, but come over and cook for me. 

[text] Too lazy to booty call, so have this text instead

[text] Need to bury a body, it’s urgent.

[text] Are you sure there’s no monsters?

[text] It was an accident.

[text] lol fuk da police

[text] send me a picture and i’ll be home quicker ;)

[text] DO NOT READ THE LAST MESSAGE IT WASN’T MEANT FOR YOU

[text] Well maybe I broke my tongue!

[text] Please tell me you’re free today! I’ve got some big news today.

[text] Got a spare ticket, do you want to come?

[text] Do you have a spare mankini I can borrow?

[text] Is fancy dress allowed at the wedding?

[text] I was using my old baby blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants

[text] We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead… I just rolled off and tapped out. 

[text] Like alphabetically, I’d say a t?

[text] I’m sorry if throwing up in the back of your dad’s car ruined our friendship :(

[text] there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night singing karaoke and drink out of juice cartons. don’t judge me.

[text] I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn’t need it today.

[text] Do you know where I am?

[text] My wedding is in 5 hours and I have no idea where I am. Help!

[text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would get a piggy back ride home. I’ve never been so broken.

[text] Is “head down ass up” an appropriate way to say good morning?

[text] That is definitely not healthy, in fact I’m not sure it’s legal to send that sort of picture?

[text] There isn’t enough cookie dough ice cream at home, so I’ll be heartbroken tomorrow instead.

[text] Not sure if I took a nap or went to another dimension

[text] ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION! HE IS A TRIPLET, WE DONT NEED TO FIGHT OVER HIM WE CAN HAVE AN ORGY INSTEAD

[text] No no don’t leave me, who’s going to walk me home

[text] She wheeled me home in a trolley and sad she loved me, I think I win.

[text] My dick just got serenaded.

[text] I ate the whole wheel of cheese. Help.

[text] I’ve been hiding under the bed for the past 20 minutes, and now they’re getting into it and it’s a little too late for me to jump out and surprise them. So expect a live sex updates

[text] The fridge is fully stocked. I’m either hallucinating or this is a miracle

[text] I need you to help me clean the house because I have visitors in less than an hour???

[text] Your brother is at the front door- WHAT DO I SAY?!

[text] It’s all fun and games till someone says you’re so pretty they could punch you and they, you know, punch you

[text] I’m in A&E but I don’t really know why

[text] Went to bed with a 10, just about woke up with a 2 and a half

[text] I think I’m officially a homewrecker because his wife just walked in screaming and he said it’s not what it looks like. I mean what else could it look like? I wasn’t trimming his hairs with my mouth?!

[text] My night ended with me crying in a gutter, I hate you.

[text] He’s decorated the toilet with his urine. I never want to see him ever again, tell him he has 2 minutes to get out of our house.

[text] Don’t talk to me! You tried to trade me for a glass of wine and a cigarette!

[text] I promise I’ll get everyone to jelly wrestle with us xox

[text] I am armed with a crown, a sash and a bouquet of flowers. Don’t test me.

[text] I think I got married last night?

[text] I think I got married on impulse last night… and after looking a second time, I don’t think i’ve made any mistakes.

[text] My mouth tastes like poor choices

[text] I didn’t let go of the mechanical bull, but they had to pull me off because… it was rough just the way I like it and I think that showed?

[text] If I say it was accidental you’ll just say I’m lying

[text] There is an alarming amount of glitter in my… everywhere

[text] You’re my hero

[text] You’re the worst thing to ever happen to me, thank you

[text] Have you ever had a good idea in your life?

[text] Are we going to end up in the hospital again?

[text] It’s not a good night if I don’t end up crying into your mother’s lap.

[text] Mark my words, your dad will be my sugar daddy, he’ll marry me and you’ll have to call me momma bear and I will interrupt your sex life with condoms and condiments.

[text] I’m may be allergic to nuts, but not his.

[text] She high fived me out of pity

[text] You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask

[text] You just walked in, rated their performance, dragged in three other people to clap for them, then walked back out.

[text] You kept calling me baby Jesus and trying to see what wise men had to say about my hair…

[text] I am a responsible adult. I tied up my hair before I puked

[text] I am a responsible adult, I brought home a lost kitten and let it shit in your room

[text] I accidentally talked myself into a threesome, when did I become so smooth?

[text] It may or may not have been your sister…

[text] It may or may not have been your brother…

[text] If you’re not coming over with food, don’t come over at all

[text] Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My co-worker is talking to me about her birds having sex again…

[text] IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS

[text] Buy me a helicopter, I will give you the last slice of pizza. pls. this is important. okay maybe the crust?

[text] Let’s never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.

[text] I tried to put lipstick on my eyeballs, help.

[text] I told her my cum counts as protein shake and she sent a text to my gran saying I ate her cat.

[text] If you don’t fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we’re alone in your room, I’m returning you to the boyfriend store

[text] I accidentally sexted your mum, I’m sorry xox

[text] There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro

[text] I feel like you’re pretending I didn’t bail you out of jail last night for trying to staple a cushion to the top of their car so you had a “comfy place to sit”

[text] You climbed the fence and then started crying because you were scared of hamsters, I really don’t know what you took, but you need a babysitter.

[text]  I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a “let’s fuck” way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of “let me wash your hair” way.

[calliesmemes]

IN-CHARACTER QUOTES FROM DISCORD

UNHINGED SENTENCE STARTERS FEATURING THINGS SAID BY MYSELF AND MY FRIENDS WHILE WRITING AS OUR MUSES IN A CRACK-BASED NONCANON GROUP CHAT. This post is dedicated to Em, Liz, Tanny, Nellie, Mel, Ange, and everyone else in the server who recognizes these quotes — you know who you are 😈

CHANGE gendered words and in-universe phrases as needed.

SPECIFY muse for multimuses.

“   Have you forgotten that you should not steal someone’s property? ”

“   I could slap that smug look off his face right now! ”

“   Your ears are a lie. ”

“   Woah woah that's - that's a bad word. ”

“   I don’t know if it’s allowed and quite frankly I don’t care. Fuck the rules. ”

“   Time for gremlin activities! ”

“   I hate this man. Let's prank him. ”

“   We are all going on strike today I swear ”

“   Looks like I need to invest in a kid leash. ”

“   DONT BE COWARDS!! JOIN THE STRIKE!! ”

“   I support her saying what needs to be said! I am done with the silencing of women!!!! ”

“   I like the dramatics. ”

“   I did not ask for a second opinion. ”

“   You seem to be doing a great job at being a nuisance. ”

“   NO BITING MY EMPLOYEES! ”

“   do you want me to bring you cheese? ”

“   Next move, start chewing on the door frames ”

“   I like crumbs. They are like a little midnight snack in my bed at night. ”

“   if he wants to be a worm, LET HIM BE A WORM ”

“   the rest of you suck my toe ”

“   To be fair I am simply vibing. ”

“   I am going to commit a war crime! ”

“   I am manifesting being happy. ”

“   Am I gonna talk shit WITH you guys? because im down to talk shit about pretty much anyone ”

“   Who says? We shall revolt without question. ”

“   Let's just start burning stuff. ”

“   Did you just call me... small? ”

“   Can I convert you with my kazoo propaganda? ”

“   We were radicalised by The Little Mermaid. ”

“   Penny in the swear jar, now. ”

“   My last words are, bros before hoes. ”

“   The old men are trying to be trendy. ”

“   I can do whatever I want too! ”

“   Can we go one day without an interruption from an American? ”

“   I am so sorry. He enjoys conflict. ”

“   Why is he so tall? ”

“   For legal reasons, kids, that's a joke. ”

“   Would you like to fight the adults? ”

“   You're not meant to bite people, it's frowned upon. ”

“   He’s a fun killer, don't listen to him! ”

“   Ow! Stop kicking me! ”

“   I have quite literally begged you not to kick, hit, or bite today. ”

“   BUT I thought we were buds, pals, amigos, chums, friends. ”

“   Oh shiiiii someone’s in trouble ”

“   How much caffeine have you had in the last hour? ”

“   I'll be honest they wouldn't be so bad if they didn't speak. ”

“   Is this goof meant to be dead or what? ”

“   I am a witch. ”

“   This one reeks of self confidence when he clearly doesn't think before opening his mouth. ”

“  I call bullshit on that rule! ”

“   The point is I have a cane and I’m not afraid to use it. ”

“   If you slap me, I’ll cane you. ”

“   Yippee for women. ”

“   FUCK THE PATRIARCHY ”

“   Sorry for being British. ”

“   Oi who's playing that ominous music? ”

“   I'm strong because I eat carrots. Oh wait or is that to see in the dark.... it's for something. ”

“   I will say sorry when i'm caught, don't you worry. ”

“   AND YOU CALLED ME UP AGAIN JUST TO BREAK ME LIKE A PROMISE! ”

“   ... He's done for. Broken beyond repair. Someone play Taylor Swift. ”

“   Please refrain from punching one another. ”

“   He is becoming one with the spider I believe. ”

“   If anybody asks I will say I made you, then you will not get in trouble! ”

“   Can I be a girlboss too? I am not rude to women and I do what i like ”

“   Yippee for patriotism! ”

“   … i could make you guys rat costumes ”

“   Do you think if we started stealing bread we would lose our jobs? ”

“   why do British people ”

“   … you all need therapy. ”

“   Do you ever feel if you breathe the wrong way he will bite you? ”

“   I actively avoid whatever this is. ”

“   CARRY ME. ”

“   What if, and hear me out, they both promise not to do it again? ”

“   I wanna steal all his socks. ”

“   My socks were stolen! ”

“   Hey, watch it now. Only I'm allowed to insult me. ”

“   You couldn’t whisper to save your life. It’s pitiful. ”

“   Both of you are insufferable. ”

“   The law is overrated. ”

“   I’m afraid. Miss, you aren’t my type. ”

“   No. I swear on my life. I am being a gentleman ”

“   I support women’s wrongs. ”

“   ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR ONE!!! ”

“   GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE RIGHT NOW ”

“   He bites? Are you .. joking? Please say you're joking. ”

“   If you like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain ifyou're not into yoga if you have half a brain if you like makin' love at midnight in the dunes on the cape then I'm the love that you've looked for write to me and escape 🎶🎶 ”

[lunariiz]

new mutuals... pspsps.. who wants a silly little starter?

[lunariiz]

「 🌙 」 𝐒𝐎 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍 𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐇 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊― 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐌𝐄𝐄𝐓 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐄

「 🌙 」

[lunariiz]

@friendscfmine — Christophe: "I can work a miracle." (for michael)

‧₊˚ ⏾. ⋅ — An eyebrow arches, all Michael needs to portray his skepticism at the claim. A miracle. 

Sure, maybe not the toughest thing to believe in South Park. Crazy shit happens all the time. Michael has seen it first hand. Been a part of it. Watched from the sidelines as things that just… don’t happen anywhere else, happened in his shitty little town as if an every day event. So, maybe, the claim of a miracle in and of itself isn’t too hard to believe. Sure. How else do you explain it.

But a single person actually claiming to work a miracle? No matter how mundane of a miracle meant. He just can’t believe it.

‧₊˚ ⏾. ⋅ — ❝ Can you ? ❞ He entertains it nonetheless. Ashes his cigarette as he speaks, and gives Christophe a long look down, then back up, as he takes another drag. Evaluating him, clearly.

‧₊˚ ⏾. ⋅ — ❝ Any satisfied customers I can hear reviews from before I decide to hire you ? ❞

[calliesmemes]

IN-CHARACTER QUOTES FROM DISCORD

UNHINGED SENTENCE STARTERS FEATURING THINGS SAID BY MYSELF AND MY FRIENDS WHILE WRITING AS OUR MUSES IN A CRACK-BASED NONCANON GROUP CHAT. This post is dedicated to Em, Liz, Tanny, Nellie, Mel, Ange, and everyone else in the server who recognizes these quotes — you know who you are 😈

CHANGE gendered words and in-universe phrases as needed.

SPECIFY muse for multimuses.

“   Have you forgotten that you should not steal someone’s property? ”

“   I could slap that smug look off his face right now! ”

“   Your ears are a lie. ”

“   Woah woah that's - that's a bad word. ”

“   I don’t know if it’s allowed and quite frankly I don’t care. Fuck the rules. ”

“   Time for gremlin activities! ”

“   I hate this man. Let's prank him. ”

“   We are all going on strike today I swear ”

“   Looks like I need to invest in a kid leash. ”

“   DONT BE COWARDS!! JOIN THE STRIKE!! ”

“   I support her saying what needs to be said! I am done with the silencing of women!!!! ”

“   I like the dramatics. ”

“   I did not ask for a second opinion. ”

“   You seem to be doing a great job at being a nuisance. ”

“   NO BITING MY EMPLOYEES! ”

“   do you want me to bring you cheese? ”

“   Next move, start chewing on the door frames ”

“   I like crumbs. They are like a little midnight snack in my bed at night. ”

“   if he wants to be a worm, LET HIM BE A WORM ”

“   the rest of you suck my toe ”

“   To be fair I am simply vibing. ”

“   I am going to commit a war crime! ”

“   I am manifesting being happy. ”

“   Am I gonna talk shit WITH you guys? because im down to talk shit about pretty much anyone ”

“   Who says? We shall revolt without question. ”

“   Let's just start burning stuff. ”

“   Did you just call me... small? ”

“   Can I convert you with my kazoo propaganda? ”

“   We were radicalised by The Little Mermaid. ”

“   Penny in the swear jar, now. ”

“   My last words are, bros before hoes. ”

“   The old men are trying to be trendy. ”

“   I can do whatever I want too! ”

“   Can we go one day without an interruption from an American? ”

“   I am so sorry. He enjoys conflict. ”

“   Why is he so tall? ”

“   For legal reasons, kids, that's a joke. ”

“   Would you like to fight the adults? ”

“   You're not meant to bite people, it's frowned upon. ”

“   He’s a fun killer, don't listen to him! ”

“   Ow! Stop kicking me! ”

“   I have quite literally begged you not to kick, hit, or bite today. ”

“   BUT I thought we were buds, pals, amigos, chums, friends. ”

“   Oh shiiiii someone’s in trouble ”

“   How much caffeine have you had in the last hour? ”

“   I'll be honest they wouldn't be so bad if they didn't speak. ”

“   Is this goof meant to be dead or what? ”

“   I am a witch. ”

“   This one reeks of self confidence when he clearly doesn't think before opening his mouth. ”

“  I call bullshit on that rule! ”

“   The point is I have a cane and I’m not afraid to use it. ”

“   If you slap me, I’ll cane you. ”

“   Yippee for women. ”

“   FUCK THE PATRIARCHY ”

“   Sorry for being British. ”

“   Oi who's playing that ominous music? ”

“   I'm strong because I eat carrots. Oh wait or is that to see in the dark.... it's for something. ”

“   I will say sorry when i'm caught, don't you worry. ”

“   AND YOU CALLED ME UP AGAIN JUST TO BREAK ME LIKE A PROMISE! ”

“   ... He's done for. Broken beyond repair. Someone play Taylor Swift. ”

“   Please refrain from punching one another. ”

“   He is becoming one with the spider I believe. ”

“   If anybody asks I will say I made you, then you will not get in trouble! ”

“   Can I be a girlboss too? I am not rude to women and I do what i like ”

“   Yippee for patriotism! ”

“   … i could make you guys rat costumes ”

“   Do you think if we started stealing bread we would lose our jobs? ”

“   why do British people ”

“   … you all need therapy. ”

“   Do you ever feel if you breathe the wrong way he will bite you? ”

“   I actively avoid whatever this is. ”

“   CARRY ME. ”

“   What if, and hear me out, they both promise not to do it again? ”

“   I wanna steal all his socks. ”

“   My socks were stolen! ”

“   Hey, watch it now. Only I'm allowed to insult me. ”

“   You couldn’t whisper to save your life. It’s pitiful. ”

“   Both of you are insufferable. ”

“   The law is overrated. ”

“   I’m afraid. Miss, you aren’t my type. ”

“   No. I swear on my life. I am being a gentleman ”

“   I support women’s wrongs. ”

“   ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR ONE!!! ”

“   GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE RIGHT NOW ”

“   He bites? Are you .. joking? Please say you're joking. ”

“   If you like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain ifyou're not into yoga if you have half a brain if you like makin' love at midnight in the dunes on the cape then I'm the love that you've looked for write to me and escape 🎶🎶 ”

[lunariiz]

@ncwmessage — "There's something deeply and fundamentally wrong with you. Can we kiss?" — Kian @ Eric cuz I said so

‧₊˚ ⏾. ⋅ — Nose wrinkles at the accusation— something being wrong with Eric. In his humble opinion, he’s perfectly fine. It’s everybody else that’s all fucked up. They can’t take a joke, or are seriously fucked in the head, or just don’t get it. Not Eric. 

‧₊˚ ⏾. ⋅ — ❝ Fuck you , something’s wrong with you . ❞

Arms cross over each other with a huff, and he narrows his eye at Kian. How dare he. And to top it off with a faggy request like that? Eric should hit him or some shit. Shove him into the dirt and tell him to piss off. Who the hell does he think he is.

‧₊˚ ⏾. ⋅ — ❝ Even more if you wanna kiss somebody who’s fucked up . What , are you into that ? Freak . ❞

He shakes his head, as though disappointed with Kian. Glances away as though he can’t even bare to look at him— though, Kian would know, from the way Eric’s jaw juts out and his finger taps against his arm. He’s trying to figure out how to double back without negating the insults and denial he’d just dropped. Frown drifting more towards a pout. He wants the kiss.

‧₊˚ ⏾. ⋅ — ❝ If you ever want to kiss somebody normal , maybe then try talking to me . ❞

[lunariiz]

(@friendscfmine) Michael: “i’m surprised you haven’t been arrested yet. wait, no, i’m not.” (for stan)

‧₊˚ ⏾. ⋅ — ❝ Mmh . ❞

Stan lifts his eyes to shoot Michael a half-hearted glare. He’s pretty sure that’s an insult— that he’s being called a pussy— but he doesn’t have it in him to care too much, at the moment. The raging headache slamming around inside his skull is enough to dull down his reactions, the best Michael gets is a piece of paper, crumpled up and tossed lamely in his direction

‧₊˚ ⏾. ⋅ — ❝ Fuck you , I’ll go get arrested right now . ❞

It’s murmured, and he doesn’t really mean it, but he still claims it. No way is he letting the notion stand that he’s too pussy to be arrested.  Or that he’s somehow above it all. (Although, that one might be debatable. The cops in this shithole work in their own weird fucking way, and he doesn’t really get it. The thing he’s gotten away with in this town… maybe it’s not really that surprising he doesn’t get arrested, after all.)

‧₊˚ ⏾. ⋅ — ❝ I’ll burn your house down . ❞

[lunariiz]

something something stan over-correcting his genetic likelihood for addiction by refusing even simple medicine like an advil

[eldritch-gato]

Vampires VS Hunters AU

Originally a Stutters thing, but I got excited and made designs for all characters involved jhagjk

The Goths are Vampire Hunters and are trying to eliminate the South Park Vampire Society. Stan is their newest recruit who's looking for Butters who's gone missing and Kenny is teetering on joining because his Sister is missing as well and he suspects the Vamps are trying to convert her.

Butters is the newest Vampire to be converted; thus, he's feral and cannot control his bloodlust properly, he has memory lapses where he sees red and attacks people, but he's still the same and feels guilt when hurting others, Stan doesn't want him to be killed and wants to find a way to reverse the Vampiric transformation.

Karen is friends with Mike and wants to join the Vamp Coven because they offer her a family, strength, and never going hungry again, but she's unsure, so she stays human, but lives with them, she misses her family.