*Gaara, getting ready for a diplomatic visit to the Leaf*
Temari: Okay, do you have your scrolls?
Temari: Extra clothes and toiletries?
Kankuro, joking: You got condoms?
Temari, blushing: Kankuro!!
Kankuro: What?? You know he’s gonna be seeing that weird eyebrow guy while he’s there; it’s a legitimate question. So you got ‘em, little brother?
Kankuro: Um … you know … t-the things, for s-sex?
Kankuro: Er, keep packing, we’ll be right back — *pulls Temari into the other room*
Kankuro: You didn’t give him the talk yet??
Temari: ME?? Why should I do it?!
Kankuro: You’re the oldest!
Temari: But you’re a boy, it would make more sense coming from you! Look, dad gave you the talk, didn’t he?
Temari: *pushes him back towards other room* Then get in there and tell Gaara whatever dad told you!
Kankuro: Okay, I sent an aide out to get some protection for Gaara, we had the talk, and now he’s on his way to the Leaf.
Temari: Oh, good; thanks, Kankuro. By the way, what DID dad tell you?
Kankuro, clearing his throat and doing a perfect imitation of Rasa’s voice: “Physical urges are fine, acting on them is to be expected, but under no circumstances fall in love, Kankuro. It just leads to a difficult marriage, wild children, and responsibilities that will slowly crush the soul out of you.”
Temari: *grabbing her jacket* I’ve gotta catch up to Gaara …