the moons so cool I wish it was real

josey, any pronouns, 25 I've had this account since i was actually 10 years old and its done irreparable damage to my psyche, AMA

[yodaprod]

[desudog-deactivated20240822]

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There seems to be a lotus blooming in my askbox. Let's all fold our hands behind our backs maturelike and view it for a moment

[asksloyxp]

So one day Thomas The Tank Engine asked me to feed them something I made, and the only thing I could think of were...

I have then decided that I'll never feed this item to a Mii unprompted and it won't "work" unless they like it. Thomas, however, LOVED IT. So I have changed their gender marker to female, and it's also why Thomas currently looks like this:

[iowkey-ioki]

[sacred-portal]

[iraqnroll-deactivated20241123]

[manycrows]

[saeriibon]

[thevaultoftheatomicspaceage]

[grimeclown]

I don't know which of you needs to hear this but "narc" is not short for "narcissist" when someone calls you a "narc" for snitching they are calling you a "narcotics officer"

[gaesnek]

[monkey-mulch]

technically narc isnt even short for narcotics officer its just cant for Cop, I believe Roma in origin

[red-mercer]

I read years ago in a book that it was derived from nakk, Romani for nose, as in someone who always has their nose in other people's business

[grimeclown]

ITS DERIVED FROM "NARCO" AS IN "NARCOTICS" WHAT FUCKING BOOK

[grimeclown]

Okay you know what pulling back on my derision because i can see how this mistake would be made but narc and nark are etymologically unrelated

[headspace-hotel]

Etymology is always doing some shit like this

[bogleech]

Convergent evolution.

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Linguistic crab

[backofthebookshelf]

Two entire linguistic traditions have merged to remind you not to be a fuckin narc

[gaybichon]

CATS: THE JELLICLE BALL (full performance from the 2026 tony awards)

[bluestockingbaby]

[focusfeatures]

Love begins when you let it in. GIRLS LIKE GIRLS, a film by Hayley Kiyoko. Only in theaters June 19.

[theartofmadeline]

happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3

[shopwitchvamp]

I was trying to get a picture of my baby dog Jolene sleeping hardcore with her jowls hanging open but then she sneezed right when I took the picture and my phone saved it as a motion shot so now I have this incredible dog sneeze gif !!!!! Oh my godd

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[lunarvevo]

I follow a few people who are way into f1 and i dont even know if were mutuals but i really enjoy their general prescence on my dash but sometimes theyre talking about the folks who drive the cars and its like listening to my friends talk about like. Drama and crushes at their car school and i really find it so charming even though the only one whos name i know is max versteppin and im not totally sure he's f1

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[molabuddy]

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

[lunarvevo]

Do you do lots of things?

Is Shuffleboard one of them?

We do <3 mostly theft and sewer crawling but the little guys are so very good at shuffleboard

[lunarvevo]

This is a very obviously cold take about a person that almost certainly can't exist but i just imagined a transphobic person whos into monsterfucking. Buddy you have no problem with genitals of any sort youre just a bigot. Anyway thats my new evil brain characte ive made against my wjll

[sutured-infection]

Cellulose nitrate was used to make dice from the late 1860s until the middle of the twentieth century, and the material remains stable for decades. Then, in a flash, they can dramatically decompose. Nitric acid is released in a process called outgassing. The dice cleave, crumble, and then implode.

From Dice: Deception, Fate & Rotten Luck by Ricky Jay and Rosamond Purcell, 2002.

[jesus-lizard-journal]

hello beautiful