putting the meme in memento mori

Hi my name is crows and I am attempting to collect my top sentences of all time. I tend to hoard posts in my likes, and have every intention of actually posting them someday lol. He/they pronouns please.

[7te-deactivated20200912]

i can’t find the post but send me a 🐄 and i’ll reply with a random picture i have saved

[romanceyourdemons]

this is my first time in the pacific northwest. we drove through a forest so wet and foggy you couldn’t see the bends in the road ten yards ahead of you and it straight up felt like a horror game until we emerged into a sunny valley with a rainbow over it and then we went to a taco bell and in it there was a guy dressed like a hot dog and a guy dressed like hamburger. is it all like this

[desmolbean404]

QUIZ TIME!! Take this quiz, then come back and answer the poll!

100 REAL or FAKE Pokemon

100 Different 'Pokemon' will be shown to you. Choose if you think they are FAKE or REAL. Goal is to get a high score so you can brag to ever

What Was Your Score?

0%-20%

20%-40%

40%-50%

50%-60%

60%-70%

70%-80%

80%-99%

100%! (You're one smart cookie!)

Remaining time: 5 days 11 hours

[mentalhellonline]

[fatal-fruit]

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[1794]

mustard snob canon

[spinnedcycle]

early TCG illustrations by Keiji Kinebuchi were the coolest 

[worldofultimategaming]

The World of Ultimate Gaming

[fagstaynight]

[pagewoman]

Frozen Forest ~ Kayama Matazo 

[slimetony]

in 2017 we’re replacing our cerebrospinal fluid with sierra mist

[c3po]

no idea what this means

[slimetony]

lemon lime spine

[minecraft-sex-mod]

just you wait, dude. just you wait

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

[spamtons]

underfell!drake: you used to call me on my fell!phone

[hungwy]

[1five1two]

'Chase Bank Hit With A Space Laser'. Alex Schaefer. 2024.

[quickboot]

Sometimes I feel like Dumpling's diet is going really well but then he does this

[theehorsepusssy]

[amygdalae]

have you seen these yucky owlet gifs in particular. they are important to me #sharingiscaring

you know what I am about and you understand the things I would like to see and I am grateful