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momoeyamaguchi-deactivated20180

please watch this

source

antiandrogen

This is so intense like… if you miss your mark you get beheaded

starline

man… humans are great

becausebirds

Fuck this tree in particular. [source video]

setbabiesonfire

why birb

why

fat-mabari

that has to be the angriest fucking woodpecker I haver ever seen

beachdeath

emtmercy

ICONIC

sarahviahhday

I was gonna put this in my queue but tbh I think it’s more relevant right now.

cluegrrl

Yeah.

banji-effect

Also whoever made these should probably be my therapist from now on??

plasmalogical

if mark hamill ever talked about me like this id fucking kill myself

disgustinganimals

This is Chuckaboo. Thoughts?

how many guinea pigs are hiding in there? you can tell me. it’s a lot, isn’t it?

okay… i want to give this one the benefit of the doubt, so i’ll assume this is 0 furry animals wearing a feathery trench coat and i will treat it like one singular animal… or whatever you want to call it.

so what’s the rundown?

hairdo very big. it makes the head look small. please reconsider.

fluffy stuff looks passably like feather. in really dim light it could pass for a bird. why you’d want that, i don’t know.

i can’t tell what angle this is supposed to be from. which part of this animal do you pet and which parts do you scritch? i’m lost.

i assume its standing on legs. they must be very tiny. how often do you have to pick up this friend of yours to bring it to where it needs to go? human, you are very generous.

i like the color pattern. makes me want to listen to The Cure.

I don’t have enough info to continue further so i can’t give a number score for your friend here, but i can tell you that if you can sort out the whole… everything i’m seeing here, we can try again another time.

are you sure this is just one animal?

wow, ok.

starshinebeast

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tiergan-vashir

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE THIS INSTEAD OF CHARGING PEANUTS FOR YOUR BEAUTIFUL ARTWORK.

Please, please, please at least make sure you’re making minimum wage.

zarxenosa-deactivated20221216

lunarwhirlwind

Always reblog because this scene means so much to me.

micdotcom

hellomrbones

prokopetz

Why do the movies never show us this Spider-Man?

awkward-fallen-angel

i would love to see this Spider-Man

wlois-clarkw

bookjockeyalex

Someone sit Zach Snyder down and make him binge watch all of Adventures of Lois and Clark.

jtalley1138

And then make him read All-Star Superman.

lunarwhirlwind

Yes… yes and YES AGAIN!!! I did not know that this was ever so succinctly summed up in this show. Holy CRAP. My boyfriend and I had a really long discussion about the fact that Snyder is coming at superman as though he is his powers. He’s not. Unlike Batman, Superman is legitimately a mask he wears to protect his identity and those he loves. He IS first and foremost Clark Kent. It’s not his experiences with his powers and fighting villains that shaped him into what he is… it is how Ma and Pa Kent raised him… THOSE morals. THAT is who Clark Kent is. Superman is ALWAYS a Kent first.

hyungwonns-deactivated20160817

same

lunarwhirlwind

That is my response to that cunt as well…

thesnicketfile

Lemony Snicket's Advice on Writing a Nice Thank-You Note

1. Do not start with the thank you.

2. Start with any other sentence. If you first say, “Thank you for the nice sweater,” you can’t imagine what to write next. Say, “It was so wonderful to come home from school to find this nice sweater. Thank you for thinking of me on Arbor Day.”

3. Then you’re done.

I recommend learning how to write a very good thank-you note. A child who can write a nice thank-you note can turn into a cocaine dealer five years later and be remembered as the child who wrote nice thank-you notes.