james: hey, can I ask you something?
lily: mm-hmm
james: if the toilets drain into the ocean, does that mean a tiny shark could swim up and bite me in the butt?
lily: no, not at all
james: psh, lame
lily:...

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james: hey, can I ask you something?
lily: mm-hmm
james: if the toilets drain into the ocean, does that mean a tiny shark could swim up and bite me in the butt?
lily: no, not at all
james: psh, lame
lily:...
*at the potter's house, sirius goes over to the speaker and dancing queen starts playing*:
sirius: I AM A DANCING QUEEN
james: YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEEEEEN
sirius: FEEEL THE BEAT FROM THE TAMBOURINE
james: OH YYEAAAHHHHH
james and sirius: *pointing at remus* YOU CAN DANCE
remus: I'm not gonna dance, you can't make me
*20 seconds later*
remus: I'M A DANCING QUEEN
*at a party:
remus: I'm sorry but as there's no costume parade what are we doing here?
james: we're socialising
sirius: meeting new people
lily: telepathically?
*on their way to prank regulus*:
sirius: lets just knock on the door
james: you are the absolute worst at recon, you have the patience of a small child
sirius: please, I have the patience of at least a normal-sized child
*the voldy and harry duel in the graveyard*:
lily: let go, we can hold him off, just let go you're ready
harry: I know I am, but this is the only time I'll get to be rebellious towards you
james:...
lily: let go, this isn't the time
harry: no.
first year remus placing little chocolates on his friends pillows every morning because he knows the calming effects:
james: yo the house elves giving us chocolate every day is awesome
remus: ah yes, the house elves
*10 years later*
james: hey lily remember in year one when we got chocolate every day on our pillows
lily: what? i never got chocolate
remus: *slowly walks away*
*in sirius' room*:
sirius: COS WE'RE YOUNG AND WE'RE RECKLESS
james: WE'LL TAKE THIS WAY TOO FAR
sirius: IT'LL LEAVE YOU BREATHLESS
james: OR WITH A NASTY SCAR
sirius and james: GOTTA LOVE THESE STARBUCKS LOVERS
remus: I'll give you a scar if you don't stop
*sirius and james ignoring him*:
sirius: I AM THE DANCING QUEEN
james: YOUNG AND SWEET
sirius and james: ONLY SEVEN TEEEEETTTHHHH
remus: please stop
*even louder*:
james: DANCING QUEEN
sirius: FEEL THE BEAT
sirius and james: FROM THE TANGERINE OOOHHH YEAAAHHHH
*on vacation*
james: stick with me I know so much italian
james: gelato, margarita, ravioli
lily:...
remus: james, we're in spain
*the end of the year*
snape: what makes me comfortable is knowing I don't have to wake up tomorrow to your sour face
sirius: do the world a favour and don't wake up tomorrow