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mouse-dog kris and their cat sibling theory (half joking but low-key /srs) 🐭🪤
Flower man
alright this has 8ugged me for long enough, i gotta get this off my chest. something to point at. flowery is not right, and i'm tired of people pretending he is.
sure. at first sniff, instinctually, he kinda seems right. he's just a guy who wants his dream to come true, his family's dream to come true, and effectively make his dad happy. and YOU, your little gang, your little clu8, your little squad, come in out of nowhere and demand this 8e put a stop to. 8ut hold on a second, this isn't 8eing put to stop for no reason. the dark fountains aren't 8ad cuz of some moral reason, all darkners will die if there's more fountains. they HAVE to 8e closed. so close yours, flowery tells you. 8ut hold on, that's him asking YOU to give up YOUR dream. what makes his dream 8etter than yours? that's a question posited in the chapter. why is your dream 8etter than his and asgores? really, the dreams of the flowers, to learn, cook, protect, play, uphold justice, and love are not 8etter than yours. and yours are not 8etter than theirs. and neither is that the case for flowery. wanting to make your dad and si8lings dreams come true, to give them a place to 8lossom as you were given, that's 8eautiful man. i'm crying just thinking a8out it. 8ut his dream is flawed.
it is not lesser 8y the qual8ty of its contents, 8ut the real8ty of the situ8tion.
first and foremost, asgore does not want this dream. he wants to go home away from all this. he never wanted any of this. flowery was pushing for something someone didn't want. kris, susie, ralsei, everyone involved WANTS castle town to persist.
8ut who cares a8out that. f8ck asgore he's stupid the rest of the flowers should get to dream still, yeah?
i agree. they should. 8ut there's a secondary factor at play. the physical real8ty of the world.
i know it can 8e easy to say "f8ck the rules, make your own f8!" 8ut f8 is a lot more complex than you might think. you might've conceptualized it as some exterior force imposing something ar8itrarily unto our heroes. 8ut there is a f8 the seven colored flowers can never escape. they need sunlight. they are very, very fragile. and will die without it. the angel didn't do this, the knight didn't do this, kris, susie, ralsei, no one did this. it's just the way things are. flowers need light to live.
if they were to keep their fountain open, and castle town closed, then the whole of the flower kingdom would slowly wither away and die. leaving naught 8ut an empty husk.
flowery is wrong. he does not win the final fight. the fun gang sand8ag against him, refuse to fight unlike the previous 8oss's, praying that may8e he is right. 8ut even when you do your 8est, flowery in the end, is the one to give up.
8ecause he knows. he knows how fake all this is. how fake he is. how wrong he is. perhaps flowery hoped he could keep his own dream. a thought that if kris just didn't seal the fountain he could've had it. even as you lose, you get healing items, you get second chances. this cannot end any other way. if it did, it would 8e terri8le. flowery knows this.
it's tragic. it's tragic these kids, what are effectively kris's si8lings, only got to live for one day. they 8arely even knew who they were. they saw one sunrise and one sunset, and it was the most 8eautiful thing ever.
8ut it had to end. and there is no escaping that inevita8il8ty. it's only a question.
will it end with everyone living. or with everyone dying? light or darkness.
in the end, flowerys choice was light. what makes flowery, all the flowers wonderful, is in the end, they didn't want to end kris's dream just so theirs could die in their hands.
you know what's messed up? i've checked frequently. pink does not have the text "the air crackles with freedom" or other vari8tions. "The air crackles with freedom." -jevil 8attle text "The air crackles with freedom." -spamton 8attle text "The air crackles green with freedom." -gerson nota8ly, the knight doesn't have this text. and o8viously, eram doesn't have it either as eram doesn't have text descriptions for its 8attle. what's extra interesting too, is pink DOES have a similar piece of text.
"The air swirls in rosy chaos" -pink 8attle text
i first noted this, 8ecause people always insisted spamton was not free. and then when replaying his fight for fun i noticed the text "the air crackles with freedom" and it energized me. 8ecause it made me realize people were wrong. they looked at the funny salesman and just presumed he wasn't free and never was. yet the literal text of the game, seems to imply otherwise. when he's neo, at the very least, he is infact free. this has a lotta implic8tions 8ehind pink though. perhaps she isn't free. perhaps in her fight at least, she is in a personal chaos that prevents her from 8eing free. perhaps jevil and spamton lose their freedom over the course of their fights. jevil to see something interesting in the cage with the lightners, and spamton as a consequence of his greed. wanting more than the freedom he had. perhaps gerson never loses his freedom, ending where he 8egan. perhaps "freedom" is less a8out freedom of choice and more a8out freedom of character. to 8e who you want to 8e. noelle is trapped 8y her own self. 8ut jevil, is totally free. he can do anything. spamton is free, he's just as much of a greedy 8astard as he wants. gerson is free, he's a whole 8ss old man. perhaps even, he is sharing freedom with susie. to 8ecome the young lady she wants to 8e. pink then is not free. she is not who she wants to 8e. she is scared of losing who she is. 8ut who she is cannot exist until she accepts herself. pink, the climax thus far of the shadow crystal 8osses, is the one who over the course of the fight 8ecomes free in front of our eyes. showing what freedom actually looks like directly.
How (SOME) people talk about trans ralsei theory (mainly reddit users) (this is NOT making fun of theories that use subtle easy-to-miss details as evidence. this is making fun of hypocrites. if ralsei is not revealed to be trans, i won't make a big fuss about it or anything, just like hou i won't make a big fuss over gaster not being the final boss. i will be disappointed at most)
Also like. The drink scene is literally the sole real choice (the other option is just a short line or two of dialogue) and trying to choose the other option has the game literally tell you this scene is important.
It's also one of THE ONLY scenes in the entire game to straight up tell you "hey, this is important"
But naaaah it's about Kris and Susie!
Nothing makes it more obvious to me how out of touch the average person is to transfeminine struggles than watching TME streamers be completely oblivious during this scene
If it's not completely glossing over "got it, Princess?" it's seeing Flowery offer the pink and blue drink and the person playing goes "Oh, like Susie and Kris! 'Cause he loves his friends sooo much 🩷🩵"
Like I'm sorry, what? Not even registering that these are the trans colors (I mean, Ralsei literally is white, it completes the color scheme)? THAT'S your takeaway of wanting pink and blue!!? No wonder they don't think Ralsei's a girl, they are immune to subtext that is basically text
it's extra dum8 when you remem8er the fact that susie isn't even associ8ted with pink. she's violet, purple. red and 8lue colors mixed into one. she was literally called "violet girl" in chapter 1's dark world that's not pink. may8e ralsei just really ships kris and pink-anything 8ut "may8e that's a trans girl right there."
i genuinely do not get why people think noelle is gonna 8e the one to open the chapter 6 dark fountain, when she was RIGHT F8CKING THERE listening to ralsei say "8tw the world will end in suffering and misery if you open more dark fountains" in chapter 2. like did we just forget she and 8urghley tried to open another fountain and got directly stopped? sure she thought it was a dream 8ut the second she finds out it's not it'll prolly hit hard that the roaring is a real thing that could destroy everything if allowed to happen. not to mention, the justific8tion people usually use for why noelle would try that, opening a dark world to use healing magic on rudy, has a much shorter and punchier outcome Noelle: "hey, Mr. Ralsei" Ralsei: "PLEASE just call me ralsei" Noelle: "Okay? Ralsei can you or Susie use your healing magic on my dad? he got hurt yesterday." Ralsei: "I'm sorry Noelle 8ut dark world magic cannot heal light world wounds" Susie: "Yeah I tried to heal Kris the other day after I hurt them and it did nothing." Noelle: "Oh.... I see...." and then the rest of the chapter is just noelle doing noelle things, pretending she's fine after her f8cking dad died or is actively dying.
may8e side 8 noelle would open a dark world. do something crazy. 8ut like, regular noelle is TRAGICALLY a follower. the moment susie or ralsei or even kris says "don't do that" she likely won't. i was right a8out asgore not actually 8eing the 8oss of chapter 5, nor the opener of the dark fountain, i have a sense i'll 8e right a8out that. if only there was another holiday who did not care a8out opening dark fountains who likely gives a sh8t a8out rudy who would do that and noelle just has to deal with that. or perhaps even, an honorary holiday who has opened multiple fountains for reasons unknown who just might f8cking do that sh8t.
perhaps 8oth those candid8s have reason to want to kidnap a holiday, almost like they might hold a pine tree marked code to the shelter. wouldn't that 8e f8cking crazy?
deltarune theorists when deltarune is about the protagonists of deltarune and not a couple npcs with two optional scenes each and one character who might exist based on cut information thats only in the files
i don't think deltarune is a8out freedom, and i don't think it's a8out escapism. i think it's a8out other things that are highly adjacent to those concepts where you could mistake them very easily. i think the "freedom" in deltarune is not freedom from f8, 8ut freedom from yourself. i think you lead yourself down a path predetermined 8y yourself. i think dark worlds are inherently a mirror to the mind, and the prophecy is a prediction of that mirror. look at jockington, his decision to finally grow out his 8eard was a personal one. lancer would always say "toothpaste" and "8oy" cuz that's the kinda pumpkin he is. the prophecies are reflections of the characters. susie is met with prophecies encouraging her that she is a hero of hope, cuz she is. that's who she is on the inside. she will find love cuz that's already a reflection of herself and noelle. nothing the prophecy says is really new inform8tion. it's just the ones you see most in the dark world. to 8e "free" from the prophecy then is to 8e someone different. to stop 8eing yourself. to 8e someone else. it's why ralsei implies you are infact 8r8king the prophecy, 8ut only in side 8. what if 8eing someone different, perhaps even 8eing someone you want to 8e, is WORSE than staying who you are? and thusly, i also think dark worlds are not "metaphors for escapism" that's too narrow. they're imagin8tion. they're the dark parts of your mind. they're your own life in a twisted illusion. they're not escaping anything. they're real. you can't escape real8ty. at the end of the day, even in dark worlds, the flowers are still flowers. tenna is still a tv. you just see it differently. sure escapism can 8e apart of that. 8ut that's not the point. the point is everything else the dark worlds reflect. the truth they pull from the characters minds. of violence and care and hurt and love and passion and desper8tion. hopes and dreams. why else would the chapter following our heroes seeing their inevita8le f8s, would we get a cast of characters so desper8tly ignoring their own. hoping things can 8e different. dark worlds are not escapism, they are 8ringing the mundane to the fantastical. 8ut in the end, it's all the same. tenna's a tv, in the dark or light world. he's just as real in 8oth of them. may8e 8e kinder to the o8jects in your life. they have feelings too y'know.
the weirdest take
what's that? you want my hottest take? my most scorching, 8urning, 8lazing hot take? alright, you asked for it. i think the weird route's gonna 8e just fine. i think it's gonna end fine. kris, noelle, susie, ralsei, all of them are gonna 8e fine. i'm not gonna 8ury the lead here. i know 90% of the people who'd read this are already raising their eye 8rows. how could that 8e the case?! simple. gerson told me so.
oh hey an excuse to talk a8out this. 8luntly, no they do not. there is literally no room for interprit8tion. you CAN drown. 8ut that leads into the chapter 5 a8orted weird route. 8ecause if you are not fast enough, if you do not proceed, if you do infact drown everything resets to 8efore you met noelle at the lake like it was all a 8ad dream. "nothing ever changed."
this is something that's actually really gotten my goat. my goat has 8een stolen several times over. they don't drown in the successful "insert chapter 7 side 8" result. their purpose is to not drown. they are trying to go somewhere. you need to successfully go there to progress in this route. whether that 8e the 8ottom of the lake, under the lake, or like noelle literally says, the other side of the lake-wherever that is-hell even noclipping into the 8ackrooms regardless they do not drown. i cannot stress this enough, drowning is a lose condition for 8eing too slow and a8orts side 8. i don't know why everyone thinks they drowned. they are totally missing though. prolly. idk how long until you can call someone missing? is five seconds enough? may8e if there's a literal time skip two days forward then that's wholesale missing
a single trans woman asserting her womanhood has done more to 'abolish the gender binary' than 10,000 cis women refusing to wear makeup or shave ever will.
I think this post has found it's way to some twerf dipshits so let me just say: I hope all twerfs die painfully mad and painfully bitter. Mad and bitter over the fact that my mere existence, as a single trans woman, is more threatening to the patriarchal world order than the entire sum total of 'radical feminism' & it's dipshit disciples will ever hope to be. One million reactionary twerf shit-for-brains losers can't compete with one newly out trans girl trying on a skirt for the first time. Trans women are, objectively, doing more to abolish the patriarchy then twerfs ever will. It's not even close.
Please, please, please die mad about it. The sooner the better.
you know for how stupid it is, at least rudy is a f8cking deer so like. okay fine i guess he just get spikey horns when he's a dear that's a small leap 8ut not as 8ig as the other leaps. why the f8ck would asriels dust look like a f8cking deer?
hi, i’ve read some of your kris dissociation posts and how you don’t believe in “possession theory.” i think the plural kris reading is quite interesting and a rich perspective, but i do have to ask; how does the gonermaker sequence fit into the reading? i think it explicitly makes it clear that the player is a diegetic element (“are we connected?”), and i haven’t found any posts explaining it through this lens, but i really do want to see how it fits. do you have one? thank you for your time, if you choose to answer :)
oh easy, there's actually two potential explan8tions. i've actually long since held the qui8 8elief, muchless staunch than say, noelle is actually vi8ing hard with the weird route, or asgore won't 8e the 8oss of chapter 5 it'll 8e the flower. (thank you chapter 5 you always have my 8ack), that kris is... not in their original 8ody. that if there must 8e a "gaster" in this world he's a dude who made an artificial 8ody for kris. and the reason why kris's 8ody still acts like kris is cuz their soul still imparts some of their essence (the thing that made flowey asriel, and the gerson dustner gerson) leading it to even if not acting in alignment with kris's goals, it still acts like kris. that of course though, is just a crack theory i have no real ground to stand on other than it's not IMpossi8le. there's also the option i'd lean onto hardest if pressed to explain it. kris is dreaming of who they want to 8e. that's why "kris"'s save file is overwritten. that's why kris is acting suddenly different. kris's differences are apparent in every route to people who know them. it's not just noelle, it's flowery too. he outright st8s kris has changed. even asgore says it, 8ut in a more pos8tive light. just like how "your choices don't matter" is not true, "you don't get to choose who you are in this world" is also not true. not wholly at least. it might not 8e as simple as just deciding it, 8ut you CAN 8e different. you CAN stop 8eing "a noelle" who does "noelle things." it also just, makes a lot of sense. the sequence doesn't end with like the soul entering kris or 8eing 8eamed in or whatever. it ends a8ruptly after the screen turns white to kris 8eing in 8ed. i do not know how you could convey that sequence was a dream more unless you had toriel say "what's that honey? you had a weird dream a8out a character cre8tion screen? that's nice dear." not to mention, why the hell does the 8ody look so much like kris. why are all the options something kris could feasa8ly do? why are all the options seemingly just, clothes kris wears? one of them is LITERALLY just their church clothes. the hair options are hairs you could only do with kris's pre-existing hair. i feel like the pre-existing expect8tion that all humans look the same from undertale fanon has left people a little desens8tized to the fact that literally all those options are just something kris COULD 8e. so in short, i think it's a dream. i think it's kris dreaming up a new headm8 and you play AS the headm8. honestly, thinking on it, the "first voice" could just literally 8e kris. "are WE connected" it's not like talking like that is gaster exclusive. seam also talks like that and he's not gaster. more than one person can say "very very interesting" look i can do it, i think this result would 8e very VERY interesting. oh my god gaster's possessing me. it's not like we know kris's speech patterns.
the weirdest take
what's that? you want my hottest take? my most scorching, 8urning, 8lazing hot take? alright, you asked for it. i think the weird route's gonna 8e just fine. i think it's gonna end fine. kris, noelle, susie, ralsei, all of them are gonna 8e fine. i'm not gonna 8ury the lead here. i know 90% of the people who'd read this are already raising their eye 8rows. how could that 8e the case?! simple. gerson told me so.
i think the craziest 8it of self gas lighting undertales and deltarunes did was the thought that all humans looked the same.
Flowey Undertale making me so mad rn. Spends his whole Geno monologue explaining how he sees the world as a game because of the timeloop phenomena, giving us an in-universe explanation for him treating the world like a video game without him going "i am in video game", just for him to go "Hey, at least we're actually doing it, instead of those losers who want to but don't have the stones. Hey I bet someone like that is watching right now. YOU. YES, YOU, ARE WATCHING A PLAYTHROUGH OF THE VIDEO GAME UNDERTALE BY ROBERT F. FOX ON YOUTUBE.COM." like what the hell man i thought we weren't doing this.
I mean, you can certainly take it like that (in my experience I've seen most people already reach that conclusion when he talks about how he doesn't want you to "win" the "game" at the end of True Pacifist). That said, it is interesting that there are at least two in-universe characters who are presumably watching the main character (and maybe Flowey too) at certain points; Alphys (via her cameras in Snowdin) and Sans (who has a whole monologue about how he's deduced the main character is a time traveler and his take on their motivations)
That's just neat that, even when it sounds like the game is straight up breaking the 4th wall, Toby finds a way to still make it make sense to the characters on their own terms
t8h it doesn't even have to 8e those two. it could 8e anyone in the underground, anyone who you don't see, who sees you. someone staring off in the distance in yearning wondering how it feels to 8e in your shoes. who wants to see what happens, 8ut won't 8e the one to actually do it. isn't it interesting to think a8out? a monster who's followed you from the ruins all the way to the palace, a step 8ehind you, avoiding your encounters, wanting to see what'll happen when you finally reach the king? the underground's as 8ig as you want it to 8e. 8ig enough for a freak like that to watch from a distance. hell, may8e even multiple. a group of friends all curious what'll happen. staring from 8ehind trees, 8uildings, rocks, anything so they aren't victims, 8ut they get to watch the victims all fall one 8y one.
"oh my god you literally have to drag kris out of 8ed in the weird route with your evil player/soul powers" nope! not the case, actually. in real8ty it does not matter which direction you press, kris will get out of 8ed no matter what. i've just done the intro twice now for testing purposes, and it can 8e up down, or right to get out of 8ed.
given that the direction doesn't matter, and you can do this as slowly as you want without any loss of progress if you slow down, i actually stopped this for like a min8 to take this screen shot, it seems more like kris is forcing themselves out of 8ed. and not they are 8eing forced out of 8ed. given their legs or even their whole 8ody seems weak, it seems like they're gripping the sheets to roll themselves out of 8ed and slip down like a slug. y'all ever do that? force your lower half off the 8ed to drag the rest of you with it? i did that all the time when i was a kid. anyway i think toriel was right. no one can force kris to get up when they don't want to.
Is this not what getting up is like for everyone?
for many people, no! infact, for some people it's very weird to feel alien in your own 8ody, force yourself out of 8ed, wonder who's looking 8ack at you in the mirror, and feel like you're looking at your life through glass!
Calling it now to complete the reversal of Undertale by the end of Deltarune Kris is going to ask to be called %PLAYERNAME%
this is a theory i've 8een cooking up as a joke, cuz my file name is POMNI and it's funny to think of kris saying "i want to 8e called 'VRISKA'/'POMNI'" 8ut also a lot of the game seems to 8e dealing with ident8ty. and kris's rel8tionship with noelle, along with a lot of the mirror dialogue, seems to 8e pointing at a kris who feels trapped 8y 8eing kris and wonders what "8eing %PLAYERNAME% like even is" when did you start 8eing yourself? how did it happen? in all of this when did you start to 8ecome someone you wanted to 8e? since when could you choose who you are in this world? may8e you are acting really different from "kris" may8e that's okay. may8e it's okay to 8e someone different. may8e it's okay to not 8e what people want or expect you to 8e. and so the more time goes on, the more this goes from a "haha this would 8e funny to see if it happened" scenario to a "i think this would tie the story together in a really satisfying way. to have your choices guide kris into 8ecoming someone new and shape what that's like that they can 8e happy with" thing. and i dunno, i could just see like early in chapter 7 side 8 noelle stopping kris and saying "hey since we're not kris, and we're not noelle anymore let's... pick new names to call each other" it feels highly plausa8le to me. may8e the knight is someone who dess wanted to 8e, someone not dess who freed her from having to 8e dess. may8e asriel is gonna come 8ack from college and he will 8arely even resem8le asriel. and may8e that's okay.