ralseipastries

baaaah ,, | strawpage: https://ralseipastries.straw.page

[ralseipastries]

He missed you so much.

decided i had to do something with this stupid green chud so i whipped up a new ref sheet for all of you to enjoy! after my full reacquisition of relsay, i decided i want to fully show off the direction i wanna take him in, so i hope you all enjoy the slightly revamped interpretation of the character <3 Also, I'm thinking about naming this au properly, and am thinking about going with the name "Darkest Town", however if you all have better suggestions PLEASE dont hesitate to let me know!| Finally, this post also features pixel perfect versions of all of Relsay's walksprites for those who want it

[ask-melanc-vivura]

I've never played Deltarune (cardinal sin I know) but based on how people describe Susie, she seems like she would take a massive bag of string cheese and eat said string cheese like popcorn. Without taking the individual wrappers off. Just grab a handful of the still-wrapped cheese sticks and toss them in her mouth carelessly like she's at the movies eating popcorn.

And somehow the string cheese and plastic have absolutely no effect on her health or physical appearance. Maybe it heals her or something idk.

[ask-melanc-vivura]

I've never played Deltarune (cardinal sin I know) but based on how people describe Susie, she seems like she would take a massive bag of string cheese and eat said string cheese like popcorn. Without taking the individual wrappers off. Just grab a handful of the still-wrapped cheese sticks and toss them in her mouth carelessly like she's at the movies eating popcorn.

And somehow the string cheese and plastic have absolutely no effect on her health or physical appearance. Maybe it heals her or something idk.

[ralseipastries]

...no think a good talking.if want as friend okay.because I'm so lonely.(don't fuck like girl bot cheat)hello.。and relsay really cute

My apologies if I'm misinterpreting, are you asking if you want to be friends? If so, sure! Please let me know if I got that right. Also thank you :D

[theclassicpeppino]

very good

[ralseipastries]

Teaser for something ;) iykyk

[ralseipastries]

ok isnt that literally just stalking LMAO?? “Im following this person throughout the internet!! Lets make this random teen a lolcow!!” Are these people sick?? i hope you catch a break considering the guy who “”exposed”” you turned out to be an actual pedo

oh my god it's legit gang stalking

[ralseipastries]

Last thing I'm gonna say about a certain thing that happened, but I don't care if you come after me personally. If you wanna say something, say it to my face. What you AREN'T going to do is drag my friends into this shit.

You people are genuinely delusional and disgusting, you seriously need to get offline and do something productive with your life.

Let me live my life, leave us the hell ALONE.

[ralseipastries]

you people need help.

[ralseipastries]

don't laugh. I felt cringe the other night so I made a lil trollsona

Her name is Selene Lepori, her tag is fortunateStargazer, and her whole thing is music/writing and being obsessed with moons and shit . She's also extremely tied to rabbits n bunnies, even her lusus is one

She has a "story" she's written down that's in all actuality a complete retelling of Earth's past and future, but she has severe memory issues so she struggles to remember the shit that happens in it. Everyone on Alternia simply writes off and shits on her story because it's "too unrealistic" and "would never happen"

= :3 < her tYpiNg qUirk is like this ! she capitalizes everY letter iN the word BUNNY aNd pUts spaces iN betweeN punctuation . im thiNkiNg aBoUt also iNcludiNg "raBBit" BUt i thiNk thatd Be too mUch to rememBer .

[ralseipastries]

sure go ahead 👍

[ralseipastries]

Hi there

hehehehehe the Blorbos

[ralseipastries]

i didn't expect to see your comment on a Jackfilms video, thats crazy.

I lowkey don't like when people point me out in comment sections like I'm a zoo exhibit. If you recognize me, just say hi n move on!

Regardless, yeah I do be jacking my films on the down low

[hexpatient]

if you ever interact with someone who is mentally ill/mad/pathologised or disabled in some way, assume they are trying hard enough. act as if they are trying hard enough. dont even consider it an option that they arent trying hard enough. if they are failing to meet some goal or expectation, it is despite trying hard enough.

[ralseipastries]

Hey buddy, saw all of those "and we were nice to eachother" repost...

Are you okay? You want a friend to talk to and metaphorically lean on?

I'm alright don't worry about it, just heavily related to that post is all

[nessimaki-deactivated20141106]

[dialupmodern]

Babe, you okay? you reblogged “and we were nice to each other” like 12 times again

[nessimaki-deactivated20141106]

[dialupmodern]

Babe, you okay? you reblogged “and we were nice to each other” like 12 times again