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Propaganda : its so big. Its so so big. Look at a map of the dsmp. Its just a black void bigger than l'manburg was. You look at it and you just know it's something terrible. the obsidian walls, lava, the iron. It's just there. In the middle of the ocean. It does not fit in and its scary. the AMOUNT of redstone and functions it go is AMAZING. the only way to enter is through a portal that then leads u to the nether and has to be manually activated again by the warden. So to enter you literally NEED the wardens permission. All the bridges and all the door. It's so fucking cool man what can I say. The amount of security. the lore that happened inside pandora as well. Pandoras arc was the best arc of the whole of dream smp and I stand by that. There is so so much to unpack. Sam and Dream could have just built some shitty obsidian box and called it a prison, but no they made PANDORAS VAULT
The Ghost's Vault:
Contained : VikingPilot's Prized possesions
Series : Dominion SMP
Propaganda : Perhaps the only self-titled Vault to actually be one, the Ghost's Vault, built by VikingPilot, is two things -- a consolidation of wealth, and a display of power. Built at a time on Dominion where every single diamond had to be handed over to the Queen every two weeks, the Vault is made in total opposition to that policy as an extremely intimidating secret stash. All 10 sets of Netherite armor are enchanted and labeled. It's built with soulfire lanterns under the center carpet runner for the sole purpose of unnerving the local piglin. He's taken people here twice onscreen, and both times it was to cash in a no-conditions-set IOU with that other person in order to make sure things work out exactly the way they need to. It also contains two very important books! Viking's "To Do" list is very simple -- Run Dominion. However, the other one -- the Book -- is quite possibly the single most dangerous thing in Viking's possession. He's not sure what's in it, other than that it contains rituals of unimaginable power and that if he opens it again, he will crack in half. Oh, and the Ghost's Vault is also the location for the world's most unhinged 12-minute 100% improv monologue to ever exist.
Sam talked about the Dream SMP again on stream and "joked" about starting season 2 with letting c!Dream out of prison and him and c!Sam kissing and going on a date in the courtyard.
Transcript:
SAM: *reading chat* "Okay, I need Dream SMP back." Alright, bro, I got you. We'll log on here. I got you, bro. You know what? We'll do a Dream SMP stream next week. Ya'll got it. Dream SMP part 2.
What if I just like— What if I legit just went live and started playing the Dream SMP like nothing ever happened? Like if I just legit logged on and just started playing? Would that be a funny bit or no? I feel like it would just be dumb. Like it would just be stupid, but it would be funny, though. It would be a funny, like, bit.
*reading chat* "Oh, the prison needs some maintenance." Wait, that's how I could start it. I could log on and be like, "Ah, good morning everyone! We're clocking into work today. Ayy, yo, what happened here?! Who blew this up?! Why is it overgrown?!" And, like, I just start like cleaning up the entire world. Imagine. That would be so funny.
*reading chat* "With the Egg lore starting soon let me cook." Egg lore pulls up— Like, there's an egg. I jump into a— I fall into a hole in the prison. There's an egg there. It swallows me, and, boom, Dream SMP season 2 begins.
*reading chat* "You and Dream just start roleplaying the prison arc like nothing happened." Wait, imagine— imagine we just retcon everything and start over. Me and Dream are in prison, but this time, we become— we become… lovers or something.
We fall in love in the prison. And I let him out. And then everyone else is gone. And we're like, "Yo! What happened?!" And then we set out on a crazy journey to discover the server and see what's happened on the server. How crazy would that be? No, that's the season 2 that I would tune in for, personally. I would have to turn in for that if it was me.
That lore would cook. Lowkey. That's it, I'm facetiming Dream. Right after this stream, I'm facetiming him. Tell him I have a crazy plan. *reading chat* "Write that down, write that down!" That's what I'm saying.
*reading chat* "Can't wait to see this clipped and shipped on Twitter." Oh no. Wait, you think this is actually gonna get clipped and shipped on Twitter? No… Surely not. Twitter people, I'm joking! I'm joking. Maybe. Maybe I'm serious. Maybe I am serious. The enemies to lovers arc is gonna be crazy. Get in early. Get in early! Be an enemy to lovers believer before it happens.
I just— I love the idea of just starting in the prison. Dream is like back in the cell and he's like, "What the heck? Like— How'd I get back in here? I thought I got out of here." And then I'm like, "Thought you could escape? I've got you now." And then we start kissing each other in the cell. That's what we do.
*reading chat* "Smoochies!" Just a little smoochie— what's wrong with a little warden and smooch— and prisoner smoochington? What's wrong with that? "I've got you now, Dream! Will you marry me?" *reading chat* "How else is he supposed to escape without wooing the Warden?" True! Wooing the Warden arc. That's what we'll call it. Wooing the Warden.
*reading chat* "This time I won't let you go!" I am so dead. "This time, you're stuck with me!" There are going to be people that like— They're gonna watch this clipped out of context and they're gonna think that I'm like being for real.
*reading chat* "Dream looks over shoulder and smolders." Nah, you're crazy for that. He would, though. He would, wouldn't he?
*reading chat* "A date with Dream, but it's a picnic in the prison courtyard." Wait! Oh my gosh, you've actually written the script for season 2 for me. We spawn in the prison. It's just Dream and I in the prison. In the main cell. He's like, "How am I in here again?" And then I send over the bridge. I let him out. This is what I always wanted to do. I let him out. And then I lead him all the way to the courtyard that we never used for anything canonically. And it will give it a canonical reason for existing, that I always just was trying to take Dream on a date there. Wait, that's kind of epic, actually. Wait, we're actually gonna do this now. We're gonna do it now, for real.
It immediately reminds you of Vegas. It's some cool-looking initials to stamp on documents. But I love how it literally outright refers to snow—a constant reminder that it's still cold here, that the desert is fake and it's glaringly obvious to everyone with open eyes. Even to c!Quackity himself. It's a brilliant reflection of how none of this is real, there's no heart here, no matter how hard people try to make it a home. Las Nevadas was doomed to fail from the very moment it was named.
Happy 4th birthday DSMP you stupid awesome terrible dumpsterfire of a story. I think i'm just gonna be stuck here for the rest of my life. I need financial compensation.
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