ur least favorite person’s favorite person

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[dronyoung]

il teatro divino,

@tankhall

[springsteen84]

Where happiness ends, and dies with you

Hard Times

@tankhall

[apricops]

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

[pansyfemme]

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

[lightshiningfromadeadstar]

Sam Winchester Son or Ethel Cain Daughter?

[sisterflesh]

I wanna kiss her cold skin. I wanna whine and grip at her sides, trying to warm her up with me. I wanna cry when I call her name and she doesn't respond. I wanna feel her around me and know she can't feel it too.

[feral-testing-creature]

I hate medical porn videoss because almost allll of them are just…. “Oh doctor I’m sick and the cure is to blow you” or just a guy in gloves and a mask but fully unclothed….. I want hours of footage of obscure stuff. Both staying clothed, a normal medical examination where even if the subject is clearly turned on the doctor doesn’t acknowledge it. They ease in needles instead of dick and coo praises and compliments. No stupid subjects that play dumb about being fingered, they know it’s wrong but the doctor doesn’t seem to phased as they do it. Feeling and exploring before pulling away, disinterested in allowing release….

[the-muppet-joker]

Should I French Kiss with the sock puppet im making, before the Hot Glue dries on its lips, so I can experience wet hot yaoi hot glue spit string? For once?

Live in the moment

No. Hospital for burns on mouth

Voting ended onJun 29

[the-muppet-joker]

Hospital

[ledinthetallgrass]

id hold the gun if you asked me to but if you love me like you say you do would you ask me to ?

[puzzled-on-main]

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

[milfsisyphus]

grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

[phantomrose96]

If you are a PET trying to help your HUMAN just remember the acronym WAY

Are you in the Way?

Are you in the wAy?

Are you in the waY?

If the answer to all three is YES then you are HELPING 👏👏👏

[clingyduoapologist]

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

[dazzling-galaxy]

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

[dogpuppy]

[teetheater333]

proof of life (teeth eater)

[i8yurcookie]

if i leave my pussy hanging off the bed will a demon eat it

[i8yurcookie]

[jessebloom]

>book described online as full of perversion and shock

>open book

>stuff that’s understandable or explainable in the context of the narrative