no one is doing it like her. they gave miku a shadow crystal. purple soul mode. dating sim. fun gimmick. pink and yellow. puppet/cat. freedom motif. she is siblings with the flowers despite pink notably not being a flower color. collect her ten fun coins. forgot to give you a shadow crystal and leaves the room before coming back. like 5 items for some fucking reason. she is the moment. plural icon. yuri with herself. a lightener(?) who’s in it for the love of the game. lowkey harder than the roaring knight, the main villain of the prophecy maybe. convinced the flowers that humans have tails, actually. her catgirl powers are too strong pink they could never make me hate you
Made this post about 15 minutes after the repair guy who fixed the pump on my dishwasher packed up his tools and left, as the dishwasher was whirring along doing my dishes from that morning.
He said the exact same thing, which I did not know before that, so spreading this knowledge.
Would you be able to pinpoint your star sign's constellation in the actual sky?
Yes
No
I don't know my star sign
My star sign is Bald
Remaining time: 13 hours 26 minutes
(assuming there's no light pollution, it's the correct season, and you are in a favorable latitude. this poll is not an endorsement of astrology, homeopathy, chiropractics, or any other form of pseudoscience. answer according to whichever zodiac you want. drink water. eat fruits and vegetables. acab)
I think my favourite interpretation ive seen of the weird route on a more meta level is the idea that the game literally should not be able to do that, and we’re completely fucking up gasters whole plan
this fuck ass kitten somehow got behind the kitchen cabinet built into the wall and INTO THE WALL . i got him out with funny toy on stick and shredded chicken but i got so scared i almost threw up and now the entire house must be babyproofed
I had to take him into the utility room with me while i was finding duct tape to close off the bottom of the fireplace as well, so he wouldnt despawn when i was gone, and WHEN I PUT HIM DOWN TO GET THE DUCT TAPE, HE MANAGED TO NUTTY PUTTY CAVE HIMSELF IN ANOTHER CRANNY I DIDNT KNOW EXISTED. AND AS I PULLED HIM OUT BY THE ASS HE CRIED LIKE A HUMAN BABY. do NOT make me feel bad for saving your dust bunny spelunking ass you SICKO
The entire point of, OK, my phone really wants to call it Anastasia so I guess we’re doing that? The entire point of Anastasia (as administered by a board-certified Anastasiologist) during sugary. Sugary? Haven’t I suffered enough? The entire point of Anastasia during augury. Jesus Christ. Hold up. You know what, augury is preferable to sugary. Augury is obviously performed by an auger (makes sense if you give it a think) whereas sugary is performed by…? A sugardaddy? NO THANK YOU. Anyway. The entire point of Anastasia is so that you don’t know what music your sturgeon. Fuck right off. Was playing. While you were under. You’re not supposed to wake up from Anastasia and immediately realize you managed to get earwormed by Motörhead’s “Ace of Spades” during your sugary.
One time when I was a kid a group of girls and I had to treat another student for hypothermia by ourselves because she had so many invisible health issues that the adults we asked for help didn't believe us. The student in question was actively hallucinating. When I finally ran for help the people I grabbed were slow as shit to respond, casually joking about how "dramatic" the person in question was.
The kid was picked up by an ambulance 30 minutes later.
Now as an adult working in security I get SO MANY folks- upper-middle aged mostly- coming to me to 'rat out' people they think are faking it.
I was once sent into a bathroom because a client demanded that the "fucker won't get out, so go drag them out"- I was NEVER going to do that, so I did a wellness check instead. You know who it was? A person recently released from the hospital after a car accident. They had a hole in their skull and major hearing loss. They couldn't answer the owner because they couldn't HEAR the owner.
Another time about a homeless man who got around town by kicking the ground from his wheelchair. "You know he doesn't actually need that thing, his legs work fine, it's just for pity points"- Oh, so he's not paralyzed, his wheelchair is performative? Funny story Dale, I actually know that guy, he was backed over by a truck and has chronic pain from his shattered pelvis. But sure, let's make him stand up and walk everywhere so nobody feels too bad for him and tries to help him or something.
"She doesn't need that scooter, I've seen her get out of it."
"Look how fat he is, because he just rides around and refuses to get up."
"She doesn't really need that cane- she comes here without it all the time"
Sincerely, truly, from the bottom of my heart- as someone who isn't physically disabled but hears this shit all the time- fuck off
These are my thoughts! My thoughts include spoilers! Because of course they do! How could they not!
HAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHA. I WAS RIGHT. I WAS FINALLY. FUCKING. RIGHT. OH MY GOD I WIN TOKYO DEBUNKER. AFTER SO LONG. AFTER SO INCREDIBLY LONG.
FUTURE VISION? CHECK. TAIGA PLAYING THE DOG? CHECK AGAIN. THEY FORGOT THE ROGUE CARD? YET AGAIN, ANOTHER CHECK. THREE FOR THREE. I FINALLY GOT SOMETHING RIGHT. HELL YEAHHHHH. FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY THEORY-CRAFTING LIFE. SUCK IT, TOKYO DEBUNKER. SUCK IT, LUCK BELIEVERS. FIRST TIME IVE EVER GOTTEN THIS SHIT RIGHT.
Anyway, blah blah blah, Elias was awesome but I still don't forgive him because it was FOUR HUNDRED AND TWENTY EIGHT PULLS YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKER, and I went COMPLETELY BROKE, Haku was pretty cool as well and it kinda surprised me that he said "my princess" instead of just princess for once.
This shot was also. Idk. It felt a little like foreshadowing. It feels weird that it's placed directly over her eyes, yk?
Also, the whole "you can't escape your demise" or wtv he said nearing the end. Like "no matter what you do" and her saying she still had things she wanted to do.
That was very climactic and cool. Also I fucking KNEW Haku was lying. Him and Elias are the worst liars ever I swear. like you can just TELL when they're spouting some BULLSHIT.
Anyway. Iori? Iuri? I think it was Iori. Unclothed, positioned as if sleeping, one eye gouged out.
Not Rui. His death touch drains people, it doesn't do... That. Probably not Ed. Just cuz. Why would it be.
I actually can't imagine any reason he would be unclothed. In fact, I can't imagine why his eye would be missing either. Idk the only leap I feel like I can make is just. Someone with a teleportation stigma/artifact in their possession but like with that criticism about how it would be able to teleport clothes. But then Iori would have to have a glass eye before that.
Point is, idk what all that's about.and that doesn't really explain the sleeping position.
Natori started the Clash though! Hell yeah. I'm so excited for ever possibly meeting these characters. I mean he's probably in Ultio prison. Getting. Whipped. Or. Whipping himself. Idk. Whipping an anomaly? The whipping noise was weird.
The witch, lock burn castle, they totally know about the loops. We already knew that tho.
Imma be real. Elias knowing about Taiga's plan... Evidence for my mind reading theory?
Hreidmar... Is a dwarf. From Norse mythology. His brother Fáfnir, along with his brother Regin, killed him for a ring that creates gold but brings misfortune, but Fáfnir wanted the ring for himself. So he turned into a dragon. And flew away. Which I guess was just, like. A thing the Norse could do???? Or dwarves?? Whatever. That was the dragon guarding the dragon circle or whatever, who cares. Lore-heads, probably.
Look. I've tried theorizing. It never works out well. I mean. Except for those three, but you saw what happened with the One-eyed sleeping beauty. And if you didn't, don't look. It wasn't just like. Not exactly hitting bullseye. It was more like i blindfolded myself, turned around, hopped on a plane to Nemo Point, and shot directly into the water, where I hit a fish that ended up getting caught and turned into a meal for astronauts whose flight went so wrong they got launched straight into the sun, then expelled as radiation in the complete other direction from Earth.
We have a name for him now tho. Plus backstory. Well. The end of his story.
Project Ark and Project Babel. Idk. That's important probably. Ark might refer to something that happened on the ship in chapter whatever it was with Frostheim. Babel is like.
Babel is obviously the tower of Babel, a tower created by one united humanity speaking one language, in an attempt to reach the heavens, when Yhwh (Yahweh? It says Yahweh but I think I've only ever seen Yhwh. God I'm pretty sure) saw it and split them across the world, giving them different languages and cultures as to confound their unity. I guess. I'm not religious, I'm getting these from Wikipedia.
If project Ark did have something to do with the dragon circle, which is kinda unclear but I can't think of another ship, then I suppose we'll be going to a Tower. Um. Eventually?
Speaking of a tower, I'm actually still a little unclear about what Rapunzel had to do with the Sinostra guy.
Elias owes me money. 428 pulls worth of money. Plus compensation for the psychological distress cuz that's a thing I can sue for.
I'm taking all that fuckers money. I'm NEVER going back to having him as my fav. Not a chance in hell. No more pulls.
So, I was working in a lab, right? My job in the lab was preparing a pure, concentrated enough sample of virus. This is tricky since, y'know, viruses require hosts to replicate, but you then need to get the host cells (and the pieces of the host cells that died!) out of the sample while still keeping the viruses. Once I'd finished and the samples had been sent to the database for analysis as well as a second one sent to be frozen for future reference, there was still some left over that needed to be disposed of.
I, knowing that this was a once in a lifetime opportunity, waited carefully for the lab director to be deep in conversation with someone else on the other side of the laboratory. And then I took my chance.
Test tubes, as it turns out, are really bad as shot glasses. Their shape turns any liquid inside into a stream, so you really can't knock it back quickly - it takes a couple seconds. Additionally, the best way I can describe the taste of virus concentrate was "sterile rot". A very unique kind of bad! Made worse by the test tube's inefficiency as a shot glass.
(by the way we were studying bacteriophages, not animal viruses. these viruses are too specialized on attacking prokaryotes to even recognize our cells as targets at all, according to studies.)
(but also like. if the viruses managed to successfully switch hosts and killed me with a violent infection, itd still be worth it.)
DO NOT PIRATE ANYTHING. NOT SHOWS/MOVIES. NOT GAMES OR SAFER GAMES. AND CERTAINLY NOT BOOKS. AND DO NOT DOWNLOAD YOUTUBE VIDEOS. AND NEVER EVER EVER WATCH MUSICALS WITHOUT GOING TO THEM AND DONT USE ADBLOCKERS/OTHER ADBLOCKER TO AVOID ADS AND VIRUSES PIRATING IS VERY HARMFUL TO THE CORPORATIONS WHO WORKS VERY HARD TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF PEOPLE AND THEIR MONEY. ANYONE WHO PIRATES IS BAD. BAD PIRATING. EVIL. OH AND THIS
OHHH NOO WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF THIS INFORMATION WAS RELEASED TO THE WIDER PUBLIC????? ALL THOSE EVIL INNOCENT CORPORATIONS WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO STEAL PEOPLE'S MONEYYYYY
Oh man, well at least there’s no way to avoid the paywalls for papers on scientific literature that can make scientific papers inaccessible to the people who wrote them. At least all the publishers get to horde that knowledge
How do I explain to you people that interracial relationships are okay
Not every white person dating a POC is fetishizing. White people can be respectful and responsible when it comes to culture and relationships and not everyone has bad intentions.
Asian people can date Black people without you saying shit like “your kids will be so pretty” they’re not dating for pretty kids. They’re dating bc they like each other.
Someone can dress their partner in clothing from their culture if they want. Someone can take their partner to cultural events if they want.
People in relationships can share cultures, experiences and love without it being toxic or skin deep.
Their partner isn’t culturally appropriating. Their partner is being shown the ultimate form of love, bc their partner trusts them and loves them enough to share their history and heritage.
Yeah, dating someone from your culture is nice bc you automatically have similar experiences. But you’re not limited to dating people with the same experiences. Loving someone is sharing and growing and being together.
Interracial relationships aren’t always toxic, and some of y’all need to stop projecting onto other people.
