Eureka!!!!

"you and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel" - The Bad Touch, Bloodhound Gang

[chewed-up-venison]

"I was...a hermit of sorts..."

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Good morning, good afternoon, good evening!

I am the ggggreat Sir Pentious, ready at your service!

How do I...how do I do this...?

Ahem. Anyways, I...

DNI: Basic DNI criteria, anti: agere/petre/furry/therian/xenogender, TERFs, Trump supporters, 18+ blogs, MDNI blogs, Kink blogs

[thin ice; you can interact but I don't wanna be your friend]: Darkshippers, TransIDs, Radqueers, anyone 18 and over, Engaging in syscourse/shipping discourse(?) consistently, Transmeds

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I take art & headcanon requests at the moment! I don't take NSFW or kink-based requests but everything else should be fine. Headcanon requests can be only be done for Hazbin Hotel, might expand in the future.

I don't take writing requests. It takes weeks-months for me to write a fic and I don't want you to bore you with that.

I am also an Alastor & Sir Pentious fictionkin, with this blog being focused on the snake boy. I refer to them as two separate people or say "I have two people in my head". I am not a DID system, this just helps me understand myself better.

Also I do tickle stuff sometimes. Safe for work only because I hate the concept of being tied down and forced to be tickled against your will. Let me wiggle and beat the shit out of the tickler accidentally.

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Who am I?

Names; George/Mushy/Mushroom [I'll also accept Penny & (Sir) Pentious]

Age; Minor [0-100]

Pronouns; He/They + xenos

Gender; Male + Gender Apathetic

Sexuality; Aroace, Cupiromantic

Yumeships; Sir Pentious [Father], Alastor [Son].

Possible Blog warnings; Generally sfw, but can be mature at times.

All my AUs! [Only Tiny/Teenage Terrors & Chaotikins will really be mentioned on here most likely]

My Fandoms!

Miscellaneous headcanons & writings

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Chaotikins; Mushy, Allie/Alastor, Reese, Author, Roscoe

My OCs; Böse, Eleanor, Eztli, Foxglove, Alani, Zeki, Earl, Lucille

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And Everything Else...

friends :3: @scentedglitchdynamo, @buhbuhbuhhh, @cosmic-pawz28, @rainbowhappinesscharge, @evilgremlin123, & adding

my dear and lovely partner: @amalgamatedmind

Pronouns.cc page

Pinterest account: SirPentiousTheSerpent

AO3 account: Sincerely_Alastor

Age regression / Alastor fictionkin blog: @baby-mushy

Tiny/Teenage Terrors RP blog: @hells-most-chaotic-family

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[emma7335art]

(Not a request, just a scenario)

Alastor praising Pendleton's looks. Alastor playfully touching Pendleton's hair and kissing his nose and cuddles him

Ahh yesghh I really like to think that Alastor is that one person who never hurt someone who he loves and be really gentle gentleman(giggle), but still will be that psycho that wants world to burn Sweet thoughts but I can't handle myself

[emma7335art]

Additional human Radiosnake duh

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Human Radiosnake

Ofc I have one bro Summer vibes

[emma7335art]

That stuff is like one month old? I started to use Krita so I learned to draw there and was also trying to remember how to draw them bc I didn't draw them for six fricking years omg

[emma7335art]

I have so much stuffffff I'd like to show you the old and the new

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I had 3 variants for preview, my friend picked up the second, I like it more than others too, first is kinda boring and lame. I still liked the third so I made it as another art

Here's finished variants

[emma7335art]

Hello Tumblr ✌️ I would like to kick in with my RadioSnake animation meme I love my RadioSnake nation, hope you enjoy!

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woa

[phleb0tomist]

reminder to all disabled people that you’re allowed to tell people “i can’t do that” about stuff you can ‘technically’ do but which harms you or requires a period of recovery or preparatory rest etc. you don’t have to explain the complex nuances of your condition to anybody who demands it. i’ve found it’s honestly better to give the least amount of info about your symptoms unless you trust a person a lot. you hold the power over your health information. you choose whether or not to share the details of your condition with people who might not understand.

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here's Eztli again

isn't he great

he's an overlord of drugs and shit I guess.

voice claim is Shadow Milk (cookie run kingdom)

24/7 drugged little bitch

i swear I'll make more notes

[nude version below the cut. this is non sexual nudity don't get ideas]

also he has burn marks. cw for that

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put my favourite characters in a room what would happen

we got:

Braxton

Broken Broadcast Alastor

Eztli

Author

Foxglove

imagine the chaos they would all cause.

[amalgamatedmind]

Keep them all in corners and have Foxglove be the middle of the room, yelling at ANYONE who tries to exit their corner.

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"NOBODY'S MOVING."

....

"Well this is an interesting predicament."

"NAAAAUUU!!"

"I am Eztli! Don't you know me? Why, it's a very bold move for you to shove me into a corner next to that!" points at Alastor. Eztli gets choked with a fucking string.

Braxton just sits down and stares into space.

"Is this over?"

"No. Not until everyone behaves."

"I'm astounded the sweet-smelling one is the worst behaved considering we have one teenager and one toddler."

"I am too."

"I do feel better about myself with that thing around.."

"I AM NOT MISBEHAVED YOU ANGELIC BRATS!!"

[chewed-up-venison]

put my favourite characters in a room what would happen

we got:

Braxton

Broken Broadcast Alastor

Eztli

Author

Foxglove

imagine the chaos they would all cause.

[chewed-up-venison]

down with the heatwave

[murder-most-unladylike]

It's killin me too, sweetheart.

How long would it take ya to make that weather machine you've been talking about?

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too long in this heat >:(

everything keeps melting

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down with the heatwave

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i just rediscovered Eztli and I'm in love again

omg he's such a pathetic little drug dealer I love him 🥺🥺

edit: I will make a new, updated character sheet for him

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oh woooaaahhh look at this little chaos gremlin

she may look prim and proper but she has eaten more sand and gravy than everyone else

also updated the boys character sheet:

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THE FISHING DUDES WILL BE TAKEN OUT BY PENTIOUS'S INVENTIONS HEHEHEHEHE

TAKE OUT THOSE NASTY FUCKING FISHERMEN