(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive
Little fish eats his foods
(Source)
this is so sad he doesn’t even know there’s a double barreled shotgun pointed at him
Pacific spiny lumpsucker (Eumicrotremus orbis)
His Foods :) 👍
The mould on the uneaten vegetable in my fridge be like
you're laughing. Those dogs were stuck on that large pile of snow until it melted into a tiny pile of snow and you're laughing
happy pride 2026!
i like when you see a little lizard go skittleskittleskitter and then stop & do some push ups
caught cheese MAKING HIS BED on the security camera......
who’s got that one gif of Captain Kirk doing this I Need it
This one?
ive been sitting and waiting for these gifs to align like the sailors once waited for the celestial bodies to reveal their path
Wait no longer, I have aligned them!
I know this is a deeply American thing to say but I am begging everyone to stay the fuck away from military recruiters. Especially high school kids. You are going to be seeing an unholy amount of them in schools or around schools or literally anywhere kids are known to congregate. THIS INCLUDES ALL FORMS OF ROTC. Stay the fuck away from military recruiters. As someone who’s familiar with entirely too many branches through entirely too many friends and family, including my partner, recruiters are authorized to say literally any fucking thing they think will make you sign on that line. They cannot and will not deliver on those promises. They need bodies for the war they’re pretending is only now starting up again. That’s all you are. A body. Stay the FUCK away from the military.
RECRUITERS LIE
I badly want to start saying “this is my Swarovski Shrek” to refer to any outrageously expensive yet ridiculous object I start coveting. If anyone says “what the fuck” and asks what I mean, well. It’s their lucky day to learn about Swarovski Shrek
Guess who I saw today
WHAT THE HELL THERE'S SO MANY??
if u really loved me you’d propose to me with swarovski shrek
after i saw the shrek post i went to the swarovski website to see if they had anything else insane and i laughed so hard at this swarovski crystal minecraft pig that i feel sick
I feel seen