lunetca

being a person is a fucking nightmare

[adamtotscomix]

[bearballing]

caught cheese MAKING HIS BED on the security camera......

[dig-jules]

who’s got that one gif of Captain Kirk doing this I Need it

[fizzie]

This one?

[dig-jules]

ive been sitting and waiting for these gifs to align like the sailors once waited for the celestial bodies to reveal their path

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

Wait no longer, I have aligned them!

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[solsticelosthermind]

I know this is a deeply American thing to say but I am begging everyone to stay the fuck away from military recruiters. Especially high school kids. You are going to be seeing an unholy amount of them in schools or around schools or literally anywhere kids are known to congregate. THIS INCLUDES ALL FORMS OF ROTC. Stay the fuck away from military recruiters. As someone who’s familiar with entirely too many branches through entirely too many friends and family, including my partner, recruiters are authorized to say literally any fucking thing they think will make you sign on that line. They cannot and will not deliver on those promises. They need bodies for the war they’re pretending is only now starting up again. That’s all you are. A body. Stay the FUCK away from the military.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

RECRUITERS LIE

[discount-supervillain]

[c-rowlesdraws]

I badly want to start saying “this is my Swarovski Shrek” to refer to any outrageously expensive yet ridiculous object I start coveting. If anyone says “what the fuck” and asks what I mean, well. It’s their lucky day to learn about Swarovski Shrek

[wagyusaichi]

Guess who I saw today

[c-rowlesdraws]

WHAT THE HELL THERE'S SO MANY??

[magicratfingers]

if u really loved me you’d propose to me with swarovski shrek

[woodsdyke]

after i saw the shrek post i went to the swarovski website to see if they had anything else insane and i laughed so hard at this swarovski crystal minecraft pig that i feel sick

[deep-state-partisan]

[importantcatpics]

[academicgangster]

[rylandsgrace]

I feel seen

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[geardrops]

the accent really makes this

[caressthosecheekbones]

The Godmother

[discount-supervillain]

In this economy?

[viralfrog]

[fishthegenderwiz]

That must be where she's heading now!

[5ner]

[srsfunny]

Goodluck Pikachu

[neenarchive]

me when we start eating billionaires and i have to kill gomez addams

[neenarchive]

[nudityandnerdery]

Gomez and Morticia, telling us where they store the spare guillotines so we can go after Jeff Bezos after we finish with them.

[nudityandnerdery]

Look, I know we don't want to admit that our heroes can be flawed, but this isn't just people baselessly picking a rich person and saying they're a billionaire.

Don't hold back. Gomez will respect the revolutionary fire burning in your heart!

[bravelion96]

The Addams would bring the guillotines for the other billionaires, give away literally all their money and then still ASK for executions because it’s been so long since they had a good beheading in the family

[anderjak]

honestly, you'd break his heart if you said you WEREN'T planning on sticking his head in a guillotine. morticia, too. they'd be upset at the special treatment, too, but mostly they really want to be executed gruesomely as they stare lovingly into each other's eyes as their heads are separated from their bodies, and we need to respect that.

[krudman]

[atomic-waste-of-time]

tumblr seems to be the only place these two are respected

[llamaal]

We save the good ones for last, so they can savor their experiance.