very dead lol

(slytherin voice) howdy y'all the name is tom and im ur next door neighbour tell ur dog to come over

[mews]

[the-great-kayla-grint]

Did you mean Filch’s backstory

[lungbottom]

harry, first year: oh my gosh, the forbidden forest sounds so dangerous! i'd better stay away from it.

harry, seventh year: so i'm having a barbecue in the forbidden forest, who wants in

[persephoneed]

if you think that professor mcgonagall didn’t love james potter then let me just explain to you how wrong you are because among james’ many talents he was really fan-fucking-tastic at two things: quidditch and transfiguration and those just happen to be mcgonagall’s favorite things so guess what he may have been a little shit but he was her little shit and you know she loved every minute of detention she had to chaperone with him

[mxlfoydraco]

There’s a difference between being misunderstood and being misguided. Draco and his Slytherin friends are misinformed and misguided by their parents, they are not misunderstood. They were awful, they did horrible things, they weren’t secretly non-bigoted underneath. They can learn from their mistakes and grow up to be better people, that still doesn’t mean their past actions are excusable or that Harry was prejudiced to dislike them. They earned his dislike, they can earn his/others forgiveness too.

[redvisors]

[fanonical]

harry potter, surprising literally everyone, retires from being an auror to make ceramics in a cottage in the hills. “i don’t know,” the boy who lived said in a statement. “becoming a potter just seemed right, you know?”

Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

[50eathaters]

    Girl’s are amazing

[kerameikos]

I think we broke the notes…

[mis-c3l-la-neous]

i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”

[okayilubuhbye-deactivated201611]

THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES

WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY

[junabug-deactivated20181015]

what the heLL

[yay-someoneactually]

Um….guys….

There are negative notes….

WHY ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?

HOW ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?!?!?!?!

[dellbby]

Its in the black hole of tumblr

[demonsmademefat-blog]

At time of reblogging, this post has 1 note :’)

[septicmackiplier]

Uhm nothing was there then I hit the heart and 1 note popped up.. Guys I’m scared..

[my-name-is-really-neil-mcneil]

it has reset to 0 notes. what have you done?

[heygodsmoved-blog]

now it’s floating in the middle of the thingy

[ruled-by-jupiter]

EVERY DAMN TIME

[failedspidermankisses]

There’s literally nothing there. 

What is this? 

[mahaliciously]

I couldn’t scroll past this. I need to be part of history for this. There are no notes do you even realise

[altweeb-blog]

Let it be known I was here on this day of march twentieth twenty sixteen and I’m laying in bed at nine thirty am

[i-am-loco]

WOO NO NOTES PARTYYY

[im-in-hell-fr]

WTF IS THIS?!?! IM CONFUSED NO NOTES WUT DA ACTUAL FUCK

[humanityinahandbag]

I LIKED IT AND IT HAD ONE NOTE.

ONE.

NOTE.

[animationnut]

Oh wow there are seriously no notes..

What the heck.

[knightnicole]

OH MY GOSH IT’S TRUE. There were 0 notes, now i liked and just one note popped up! I’m.. I’m not sure how this can happen..? But now I’m part of history YEAH 24th March 2016 - 03:05 am

[prodigal-sunlight]

WHOA SO WEIRD

[snapback-gravity-falls]

I just had to see it for myself and it’s true. Holy crap.

On this day, March 24th, 2016 at 12:22 in the afternoon, I have made myself part of history.

[nightlustrous]

it’s back

[mingesu-deactivated20180425]

Huh….

[nyreelovemenot]

I’ll probably always reblog this

[yung-caged-and-restless]

I feel like tumblr staff have been motoring this post and they put a special code in it so no notes ever show up

[thekingsvoice]

This post is historic

[sammy-fight-the-fairies]

Always reblog the broken post 💪🏼

[angelusautemdomini-deactivated2]

I don’t understand what’s happening

[colors-of-tea]

There isn’t even a point liking this, just reblog

[kingpippa]

[majorassweg]

@lds-fbi

[snakeboyth]

Reblogging for historic post

[lizkurokamix]

Yep. No notes.

[llyrica]

O.O

[ferociousfangirlofmanyfandoms]

Broke post comes around again xD

[novantinuum]

Blep! It’s true.

[stardustgalaxy]

It’s broken, we have done it

[dxth-gxrl]

Holy fuck.

[randomositycat]

Love reblogging this post

[little-aussie]

Yay it says I love it so it has one note!.

[carter-skates]

Reblog the broken post

[younggayanddoingokay]

They’re all broken!!!

[kila09]

😶😱

[pottergerms]

THE BROKEN POST 😱

[wingedcorgi]

maybe it’s…. subtle.

[thecardgameforhorriblepeople]

New fave.

[twitterlols]

[drarryking]

I shouldn’t find this as funny as I do

[theartofangirling]

the reason i’m so salty about the half blood prince movie is that that book contained the two (2) greatest Harry lines™ in history: “there’s no need to call me sir, professor” and “roonil wazlib”, NEITHER OF WHICH WERE INCLUDED IN THE MOVIE. an insult to my son tbh

[lungbottom]

Remus: Have you finished laughing yet?

Sirius: No, your name is basically Wolf Wolf. The subtlety is beautiful.

Remus:

Remus: Sirius is known as the Dog Star and is in the constellation Canis Major. Canis is Latin for dog. Your animagus is a dog.

Sirius: But my surname isn't related to dogs.

Remus: You're a black dog.

Sirius: Yeah, but -

Remus: Hush, Woof Woof.

Sirius:

[dorites-deactivated20241117]

that scene in the second Harry Potter where Harry has no bones in his arm is probably the most disgusting use of cgi

[moscowdiscow-deactivated2017011]

that wasnt cgi they literally removed daniel radcliffes bones for that scene

[dorites-deactivated20241117]

I hope he got them back

[moscowdiscow-deactivated2017011]

they didnt have the budget to put them back in so for the rest of the movies in the franchise they used cgi to make it look like they did

[bruhlancey-deactivated20170706]

Draco’s picture on the Black family tree makes me laugh so much though

what is that hat why are you wearing that omg 

[dictacontrion]

Forget part-Veela. Draco Malfoy is part Keebler elf.

[fanonical]

ok real talk, the whole “half-blood prince” explanation was sort of glossed over in the film but it was fucking incredible basically what happened was harry was pissing around with the half-blood prince book and hermione was like “HRRRMM IDK ABOUT THIS” and not just because he was excelling but because she thought it was dodgy and harry was like “yeah whatever hermione fuck you” and carried on using it

anyways hermione was trying to find out who wrote it and she was like “okay but.. why do we keep referring to the author as a ‘him’ like… it could be a girl…” and everybody was all “shut up hermione its half-blood PRINCE” anyways eventually after some digging she found reference to a witch called “eileen prince” who used to go to hogwarts and she was like “aha so it COULD be a woman!” and again everybody just brushed her off

eventually after harry found out it was snape he was like HOLY FUCK and later when talking to hermione about it she said that actually while she was still wrong she made the best guess - after doing a bit more digging, she found out that “Eileen Prince” was actually snape’s mother, and he used the name “The Half-Blood Prince” to refer specifically to his wizarding heritage (because his father was a muggle)

like???? that was such a cool reveal that never made it into the movies and i feel obliged to tell those who have only watched the films

[gryffindormischief]

i guess hogwarts kids are super in touch with their emotions because when I try and think of my happiest memory im like “well I had some super good cake that one time”

[batcii-archive-deactivated20210]

my firstborn son had a birthday today