stupid and marvelous

FTS, they/them, 40ish. Also firethesound on AO3, I write Old Guard fic.

[mizuthe-cat]

give a character your issues it's literally free

[konoko]

[zagreus]

one tectonic plate approaching another

“so are you a top or a bottom?”

[zagreus]

two tops? you get a mountain. two bottoms? VALLEY BRO

[zagreus]

i don’t know anything about geology

[zagreus]

[asymbina]

Are you (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2?

[zagreus]

I had to google that and i swear to fuck I will kill you

[khmoii]

alright this is fine

[wonderwomemes]

Good post everyone hit the showers

[briannyssey]

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

[briannyssey]

🥺🥺

[oldmanpusspuss]

I can't watch a television show until a demon possesses me and compels me to do it

[pjharvey]

we have to start running a massive PSA campaign to young gay people so everyone understands there is a difference between being a dom and being a top and between being a sub and being a bottom. and also that sometimes you are neither a sub nor a bottom and you're just like shy. we need to be handing out flyers we need ads at every train station spreading the word

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

[asteroidtroglodyte]

The grip that Burger & Big Drink has on the American People cannot be overstated

[g75bxcjh]

i somehow found my way to the “what did the drunkest person at the party last night do?” thread

[mysticalalleycat]

I don’t know why I love this post so much but it makes me laugh every time.

[ominous-signs]

Do you believe in ghosts?

No, and I don’t get why others do

I can see why others would, but I don’t

In theory yes, in actuality no

Neutral/I have no actual opinion on the matter

In theory no, in actuality yes

I can see why others wouldn’t, but I do

Yes and I don’t get why others don’t

Bald ghost

Remaining time: 6 days 4 hours

[asmeesh]

1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.

[shit-show-no-go]

Can you swap their heads ?

[asmeesh]

omg you can

[asmeesh]

Their meeting was foretold in the ancient texts

[theinvisiblespoon]

[kapuchino357]

i like the implication that tumblr user @/asmeesh is from the 1200s

[digitaldiscipline]

they're so ancient that the 1200's themselves are recent to them

[mylifeisroosterteeth]

you know what you shouldnt do? constantly tell your child how expensive they are to take care of. because eventually, that child gets scared of asking for money, and doesnt feed themself at school, doesnt go places with their friends that require money, because she doesnt want to be expensive. it really does get into their minds, that theyre too much money and that they shouldnt do anything.

[historicity-was-already-taken]

(Yoinked this from LinkedIn, genuinely interested in seeing how responses align with demographics) (so far it’s those of us over 35 being indignant but I wanna see how those fully plays out) (it’s cultural and technological history/memory, bruh)

18

[bellisima-writes]

I am an old bitch - 20/20.

[everbright-mourning]

18

[scribefindegil]

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

[scorpionlafemme]

[myjusticecake]

You can begin this process at any time, regardless of how old you have become.

[najd-social-club]

[falsity555-deactivated20251002]

EMBRACE PROFOUND PLATONIC DEVOTION

[ratdesire]

Saw someone say they think the person in the foreground of this shot is Steve and if it is it makes the poses and expressions on Sam + Bucky's faces so much funnier.

[zenaidamacrouras1]

For the record I officially and formally disapprove of every single thing I have heard or seen about the Doomsday Marvel movie. Thanks, I hate it. Fingers crossed the trailers are all a dream sequence Yelena has and then the movie is her playing with her guinea pig and maybe Mbaku gets to meet the guinea pig I think he would be cute about it.