Xander's Blog

Just a shy dragon who loves to chat! Feel free to message me any time! If I don't get around to answering right away don't worry I will, I probably just didn't notice or I'm a little nervous. I'll always be here if anyone needs to talk about anything. You don't have to worry about hurting me or scaring me away, trust me when I say you can't make me not want to talk to you. I will do my best to be as supportive as possible. I care about everyone regardless of what happens. I only want to be able to help people. My kik is Snakeboyth I will RP. He/him.

[murgoten]

pizza time🍕

[pavizi]

did you know that the new terraria update added collar items that change your character's sfx

[billymayslesbian]

i keep thinking abt bump and cracking up

why.

EDIT: OH MY GOD DO NOT DOWNLOAD THIS I WAS POKING FUN AT HOW COMICALLY DYSTOPIAN THIS APP DESIGN IS

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[despazito]

they just added sparkledogs to the kennel club registry

[despazito]

[despazito]

they carried a generation

[albahren]

Do you want something unique? Try out our new orca bank! Sold at our merch shop year-round starting April 10, 2026, you will be able to store your money in new ways AND have a cute decoration on your desk!

We are not liable for any injuries caused by our products.

[antique-symbolism]

Imagine a dragon at Antiques Roadshow, appraising its hoard

[gayrob0t]

Imagine the dragon hoards monetarily worthless things like newspapers or old bones and the person appraising it getting more and more nervous about telling the dragon their stuff isnt worth anything

[antique-symbolism]

Imagine that the dragon knows this and just likes watching the person squirm.

[gayrob0t]

The dragon actually hoards uncomfortable situations

[iguanamouth]

[furryprovocateur]

boobs is better than titties as a word because boobs is bouba while titties is kiki

[pinyatapix]

read this post and this is all i can ever imagine from it

[official-linguistics-post]

official linguistics post

[krossan]

[murninatair]

More werecomm.

[hadesisqueer]

"Tattoos are becoming unpopular", "piercings are unpopular again", "keep your hair natural never dye it again, it's the trend now" literally fuck off I know what y'all are doing

[sapphire-shores]

kiki!!!

[chkq-deactivated20260531]

dude no way

[nyancrimew]

"for other uses, see..." bro what other uses

[crabussy]

I bet it feels real good to be a sailing ship when they tighten the rigging

[crabussy]

wrong. everyone get more perverted about marine vessels now and I'm not kidding

[crabussy]

this post reaching Actual Ship Captains is beyond delightful holy moly

[aevris]

more dwagons. will get this out of my system eventually

[aevris]

I think the lobate wings would lose out on some lift/power but they’d maybe be good for agility in the canopy? easier to curl in an individual finger to prevent snags in branches.

[shencomix]

SCP Entry: My Buddy Kyle

Description:

This is my buddy Kyle who is my friend from college.

Picture 1: Kyle

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Containment Procedures:

You can't contain him, he is always out there doing wild shit.

Picture 2: Photo Kyle Posted of Him Balancing a Banana on His Head at Last Week's BBQ Which Made Us All Laugh I Was There

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Incident Report 1:

Kyle Anomalously remembered my birthday and said happy birthday to me and gifted me a game on steam that I never heard of but ended up really really liking.

Picture 3: The Game Kyle Gifted Me on Steam. It Is Like Mario With Roguelike Elements.

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Incident Report 2:

He also helped me move

[tiredfizz]

Dog