Words of Wisdom

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By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest. It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. Nine-tenths of wisdom is being wise in time.

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When the need to succeed is as bad as the need to breathe, then you’ll be successful.

ERIC THOMAS

#ERIC THOMAS

A leader is a dealer in hope

NAPOLEON BONAPARTE

#Napoleon #Bonaparte

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.

Mark Russel

#Mark #Russel

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Robert Bloch

#Robert #Bloch

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.

Dave Barry

#Dave #Barry

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.

Why do people say “no offense” right before they’re about to offend you?

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.

SOCRATES

#SOCRATES

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Emo Philips

#Emo #Philips

The best way to lie is to tell the truth . . . carefully edited truth.

In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.