im so icdc

Hey my name is Kourtney |19 | jake bugg is my spirit animal

[liyadelrey]

[coyotette]

[spicychickenfingerings-deactiva]

[mrsfurley]

I feel like im going to die from lust and iron deficiency

[what-even-is-thiss]

You know for the first 18-ish years of your life everyone your age is mostly doing the same things and then all of a sudden every year for the rest of your life somebody your age is getting divorced while somebody else just learned what a leaf is and you have no idea what’s going on or what you’re supposed to be doing

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

I just want to get dicked down again =/

[dynal]

Happy one year anniversary to the best post on this site

[eclecticonlinegrimoire]

💓❤💋💐💌💐💋❤💓

Emoji spell to bring luck to your romantic love life; help increase the chance of your crush returning your feeling ect.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[nest-deactivated20181209]

there’s a chinese exchange student in my composition class and we were being presented something about how you can use brackets to signify translation and there was chinese text on the screen and the prof said to him “what does that say?” and he deadpanned “i can’t speak chinese” and everyone sat there in dumbfounded silence and then the presenter clicked to show that the text literally said “i can’t speak chinese” with the most shit-eating grin on his face

[magedoc]

Chaotic Neutral

[unnyhunny]

[beautifyings]

I hate when people call randomly… like if you’re not the love of my life or my mother, please text to schedule an appointment first.

[medusagirlfriend-blog]

anyway, *daydreams*

[hatin]

*posts a selfie* 

[bandtshirt]

[onlytwitterpics]

[lants-mclame]

my teacher : if you didn’t understand , why didnt you come ask for help ?

me :

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!