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Watch me self destruct in blistering 144p resolution | POSIWID | she/her | I blacklist whales |

[power-chords]

This Dan Piraro comic always makes me cry.

[certified-cervid]

ive hired this thing to paw at you

[your-art-sanctuary]

The Frozen Pool, March (1909) by Willard Metcalf

[amygdalae]

When I die I wanna be resurrected as the crab in the bucket of crabs that pulls the other crabs back into the bucket. And I'll love doing it

[evilscientist3]

if i could die i would wanna be resurrected as a crab strong enough to pull your crabsona out of the bucket. and then where would you be

[amygdalae]

...

[wholesome-animal-images]

[enameledcoppergirl]

Girls who love you will chew on you in an affectionate way

[orpheuslament]

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

[astrodael]

[knightwithahundredkings]

I really recommend the Táin Bó Cúailnge to anyone looking to get into medieval literature because it's a great story, brilliant poetry (I read the Carson translation, and the way he translates the roscada sections are beautiful) and the backbone of the Ulster Cycle, but it's also just really fucking funny. It has a very slapstick yet dry sense of humor that provides just enough comic relief to make the dramatic moments of the story even more impactful. Genuinely I laugh out loud every few pages. Go read it.

[knightwithahundredkings]

You can't make this shit up

[charlizetheronsbush-official]

the two kinds of tgirl are “infinite anger that destroys everything around her” and “infinite patience that lets the world turn her into a doormat”. and they both love giving the other unhelpful advice about how to manage their emotions

[charlizetheronsbush-official]

also this

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: Bowling Ball

[viralfrog]

[enba-and-luka]

[yellow-cat]

i have wild sentences roaming through me at all times

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[akumeoy]

girl who quicksaves in front of you and then for the rest of the hangout acts real smug

[pmamtraveller]

By Grace Liu

[milquetoaast]

source

[taffywabbit]

something I really enjoy is that I've now seen like 4 or 5 variations of roughly this same video, all slightly different in their angles and timing while obviously being the exact same bunny and room, implying that this is a consistent and frequent behavior for this bunny instead of just a funny thing it did once that got caught on camera. I wish I could have as much raw unfiltered enthusiasm for anything as this little rabbit has for its dinnertime