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desultory-suggestions

Your body does not exist for other people’s consumption

gaybichon

my client just said “there’s bigger fish to fight” which is objectively a much better idiom

myhyperfixationisiforgot

scott lang is the best MCU hero because he's just... not a piece of government propoganda??

like, he's not a soldier, he's not a cop, he's not a superspy or a government contractor. man's out here trying to do the right thing and give his daughter what she deserves and keep his head above water.

antman starts with a pretty serious commentary on the american prison system: even if you serve your time, it's deliberatly set up to stick you in minimum-wage jobs with little stability and no long term plan. scott lang goes back to robberies because he can't afford child support.

even when he gets caught, it's not the good old american government leading lang in a righteous battle against foreign terrorists. hank pym brings lang on to fight darren cross - a deranged american capitalist hoping to sell the pym particle technology to the highest bidder. sound familiar?

antman stands out from other marvel movies because it's a heist movie, not a propaganda film. scott lang does the right thing and the government sucker punches him in the face - and scott makes that choice again and again. he's a guy against the world in the best way, and it makes him all the better a hero.

funnytwittertweets

hotvampireadjacent

The comic version is better imo

funnytwittertweets

bebx

Batman spoilers

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BRUCE WAYNE IS BATMAN???????!!!!!!!???!!!??!!!!?!

funnytwittertweets

i-was-today-years-old-when

i learned that the world record for the loudest thing ever shouted belongs to an Irish female teacher who shouted the word “quiet” at 121 decibels, the equivalent of a jet engine (x)

DISGUSTANG

oh my god?

Okay please read this whole article because there is important information in ther, including;

1. She never yells at her students- her record breaking 121 decibel shout happened during an event she’d been invited to. She was defending her title after setting the previous shouting record during a competition at a church camp, where she got to 119.4 decibels

2. The only reason she entered the first competition was because her twin sister had entered and was about to win with a shout of 119.1 decibels.

3. They took her to an expert to try to understand how she shouted so very loud and his conclusion was that her supernatural volume was fueled entirely by her need to beat her sister.