Actually Cool Patrol

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[charlesoberonn]

I like this meme because the stock photos make it seem like the same woman but 10 years older.

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[avhira]

I could use some luck

[wordfather]

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

[b0nkcreat]

i'm your only friend (realizes that's statistically unlikely) i'm not your only friend (considers my positive qualities) but i'm a little glowing friend (suddenly gets cold feet) but really i'm not actually your friend (remembers to be confident in relationships) but i am

[the-lunacy-system]

[edgebug]

happy 20 year anniversary of Neil banging out the tunes!

though every rat is special, it's a wonderful and unusual thing for their accomplishments to be remembered and cherished by so many people so many years later. we're all so fortunate to know about the rat who banged out the tunes!

thank you to all the people who sent me reference photos of their beloved rats for this piece!!! credits under the cut!

@joe-spookyy Ben and Socrates

@gooseontheinternet Chamomile and Beefy

@runawayy-rat Bartholomäus and Emo

@theunholystromboli Macrogryphosaurus, Xenoceratops, and Graciliraptor

@techlecticwtch Solas and Dorian

@merlyn-bane Roslyn and Rizzoli

@logictoinsanity Luna and Buttercup

@hagsthehag Orphie, Psyche, Calypso, Ariadne, and Eury

my sweet ladies Bonnie, Mira, An, and Tula

and of course, the irreplaceable

Neil,

who banged out the tunes

[edensfruit417]

I love you aromantics I love you asexuals I love you demi-aces and demi-aros and graysexuals and grayromantics and sex repulsed aces and sex positive aces and aro/ace people who date and aro/ace people who don't and all aspec identifying people no matter what your preferences are I love and support you all and you are all valid and if anyone implies your life is inherently worth less because you don't fit their allonormative expectations they're stupid as fuck and hellfire will rain down upon them

[punisherwolfwood]

the accents is fallout 3 are so fucking funny. why is our dad british. why is moriarty irish. why is colonel autumn whatever colonel autumn is. the only logical explanation for any of the accents in that game is that everyone who has an accent is putting it on for show, because they don't make any sense otherwise

[ladienymsmoved-blog]

The Death of Julius Caesar by Vincenzo Camuccini [x]

[batrachised]

🫵 STOP! you are doomscrolling. tell me your favorite animal instead

[cornmaize]

You’re married to your phone background/lockscreen how fucked are you

[amygdalae]

Being like. Post-suicidal is so strange. Like hiiiii everybody im new I spent a good chunk of my life languishing and have like 3 or 4 lived experiences. But now I'm ready to fuck and party or whatever. Can we be friends. Im so happy to be here. Can we be friends

[snorlaxatives]

happy annoy squidward day

[nerdyteaparty]

[chchchcheckitouttt]

Actually, Annoy Squidward Day is January 15th. Although the calendar doesn’t have the month written on it, if you continue to watch the episode, they’re competing for January’s Employee of the Month.

[gaydelgard]

happy annoy squidward day

[puddleduckswellies]

off to my job as a speech therapist hope i don’t get musically tortured by two tap dancing homosexuals

[pinkcadillaccas]

"it was bad on purpose" is always my favourite fandom conspiracy

[kyra45]

Hey you. Yes you. C’mere.

You must now %100 complete the last game you played. Can you?

Yes

No

I’ll try

It’s not possible

I have to do it again?

I ain’t doing that again

Aw no

Too difficult

(Random hollow knight player who has to get %100+)

(See results)

Voting ended onJan 8

[evengirlierballs]

welcome to 2023 :) happy out of touch thursday

[transgendercyborg-deactivated20]

[mid-maryland]

[give-grian-rights]

happy holiday to those who celebrate

[fizziigoth]

First day of 2026 is out of touch Thursday - this better be a good fckn year