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lop.shoesforindustry.net "Lust Over Pendle is a comedy of manners set in the Golden Age detective thriller genre, and is presumed to take place after the end of the seventh Harry Potter book, and, therefore, after the fall of Voldemort. A paparazzo photographer takes a compromising photograph of two young men on a tropical beach and unwittingly brings about an alliance between the two most fearsome witches in the country. Family conflict, leaky roofs, unscrupulous journalists, unexpected engagements, random werewolves and probably the two daftest dogs in fanfiction." LOP is part of a 7 part Harry Potter fan fiction series published in 2002 and it's criminally underrated on this side of the internet. I'm just a fan that really likes dreville and wants you to read this epic.

[disease]

“AMISH: LI – HOLMES COUNTY, OHIO” ROBERT WEINGARTEN // 2002 [inkjet print | 33.9 × 25.4 cm.]

[post--grad]

i’m back at my ancestral home (lowe’s) and I just watched a very burly man in a lot of flannel carry a potted orchid SO TENDERLY across the parking lot

[teenagerposts]

[lmaonade]

the concept of wizards is so funny. you read a book and can shoot fire from your god damn hands. lmfao

[figuringoutlifenstuffs]

I didn’t attend 7 years Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for this shit

[lmaonade]

you’re right u sure didn’t attend 7 years Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

[geopsych]

Walking up Waden Hill from West Kennet Avenue, looking back behind you from Waden Hill, and then reaching the top of Waden Hill and seeing the Silbury mound there before you. 

May 2015.

[rherlotshadow]

Country house

[ukhousingmarket]

£3,250,000. 11 br. Malmesbury, Wiltshire.

[geopsych]

Two stones of the long barrow at West Kennet.

[travels-ofadreamer]

The Column Room - Stourhead

[pagewoman]

Castle Combe, Wiltshire, England

[pagewoman]

April Cottage, Castle Combe, Cotswolds, Wiltshire, England

by  Nonac_Digi

[geopsych]

The Cherhill White Horse, June 2015.

[yellowrose543]

Skylands Manor

Flickr.com

[nordicsublime]

Gravetye Manor - ft.com

[kitajgorod]

silesian gothic.

[lustoverpendle]

Alastor “Mad-Eye” Moody from Lust Over Pendle by AJ Hall

"But what are we going to do with him?"

Draco assumed a pensive expression.

"Well, speaking strictly for me, I rather thought of bouncing him off the walls a few times."

Neville was evidently thinking about this. There was a moment's silence.

"Draco! That'd be completely unfair, incredibly childish and really, really illogical."

Draco nodded, happily. "I know. But it would also give me this deep and ineffable sense of total fulfilment."

However, when Martin, looking faintly shell shocked, re-emerged from the kitchen, he found Neville carefully putting a paper label round the neck of the duck which read: "Please look after this duck. To be called for. Do not harm this duck. IMPORTANT." Draco was leaning against the mantelpiece trying to project an air of disappointment.

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Excerpt from Lust Over Pendle by AJ Hall

[lustoverpendle]

Chapter 9

“The Pendle and Craven Cave Rescue Service aren't going to leave someone stuck underground just because some - topsider - thinks it might be dangerous."

Draco's fist came down on the kitchen table.

"You Muggle half-wit! Doesn't Lord Voldemort's Top Secret underground research centre mean anything to you?"

"Well, no, actually," Martin said reasonably. 

Draco exhaled.

"Look, we're talking about a location that even my father would have made his excuses to avoid. People used to go in there and not be seen again for decades! And that was just the research staff. They say that the head of the facility came out for a weekend break when the Dark Lord rose again, and he hadn't even noticed he'd been away."

Martin shrugged again. "Well, that's theoretical scientists for you. We've got a number in the club. We had the biggest meteorological expert in Europe up here the other week, and he nearly got caught between Wilf Taylor's Passage and Eureka Junction because he hadn't worked out that going down Lancaster Hole six hours after the biggest downpour we'd had all summer wasn't entirely the most intelligent plan he could come up with."

Draco looked at Neville.

“Look, you know what the risks are. Aren't you going to back me up?"

"No.”

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Excerpt from Lust Over Pendle by AJ Hall