#therealbitchflakes

nihilistic man-slaying lesbian #proudchihuahuamom #married

[stiffdistantandweird]

[princessmaggss]

Lazy tongue kisses while I sit on your lap

[catchymemes]

[zeta-finnish]

Hell yeah i do

[spokenworded-deactivated2025080]

Dead Poets Society (1989) dir. Peter Weir

[motelteardrops1404]

I love shopping online but hate shopping at malls.

[limerencs]

[littlemoreu-deactivated20220504]

[homunculus-argument]

"Well sir, you are still horribly young."

"Horribly?"

"Are you not?"

"I don't believe I have ever heard someone use those words, 'horribly young', outside of deeply tragic circumstances."

"As far as I am concerned, sir, merely being that young is a deeply tragic circumstance. I remember being twenty. It was fucking appalling."

[asoadiosjfidfjdhgjfhgjkfdhg-dea]

things i want to get - paid - laid

[homunculus-argument]

General rules to live by:

You gotta be tough if you're gonna be stupid. You can do stupid shit all you want but you're not going to avoid suffering consequences.

If you can't be tough, you gotta be nice. People can forgive a lot of stupidity if you're polite about it and pleasant to be around.

You can't tell whether you're stupid or not. There is literally no way to know in advance, for absolute certainty, whether the thing you're just about to do is genius or stupid before it either splendidly succeeds or blows up in your face.

[395nm]

"This shit is so ass." I love that saying. This egg is so chicken.

[procrastinationstationnn]

I LOVE COFFEE AND I LOVE FOOD AND I LOVE BEING A HORNY LITTLE FREAK

[bowlby4]

[homunculus-argument]

I'm not a catholic and have never even seen one up close, but I think the pope should start excommunicating people on the reg again. Just start publicly going "you know what, fuck you, you can't sit with us. You're not allowed in church or heaven on the grounds of being JD Vance. Eat shit and go to hell."

Stir shit up a little. What's the point of being the mouthpiece of god if nothing you say has consequences.

[tenephre]

[godspreciousdaughter]

The amount of times I say ‘I know baby’ to myself in a day whenever I feel sad or disappointed like I don’t know what to make of this

[stuckinapril]

I’m not the woman I was a few years ago or even a year ago but I still like to hold her hand and remind her she did her best with what she knew