Cuculus Nocturnus

[lustraluparum]

The Spy & The Queen

Everything we've done, has been leading us to this point.

[lustraluparum]

Nymphadora Tonks and Remus Lupin as Lovers of Teruel

Kiss me, for I am dying…

[lustraluparum]

The White Wolf & The Exiled Princess

[lustraluparum]

Hogwarts Houses as the types of sexual relations

Gryffindor

Impassioned and impatient hotties. Passion in their blood. They are moved by desires and feelings. If they have sex, then only out of love or for pleasure. They like to experiment in sex, for example, try BDSM and participate in orgies. Most of them are nymphomaniacs. Also Gryffindors dependent on emotions. Often they want something more than just sex.

Hufflepuff

Close friends. Perhaps a bit too close. They like to fool around and spend the night with each other. They also readily drink beer in pubs, and then they wake up in the same bed and have breakfast together, pretending it never happened. They're friends with benefits, and they don't mind that at all.

Ravenclaw

Brainy is the new sexy, ars amatoria, letting partner take the glasses off your face, kissing in the library, sex on the table or against the bookcase, inventiveness is the middle name, kama sutra is the desk book, strange postcoital conversations.

Slytherin

Long distance relationships, receiving love letters and burning them, surreptitiously holding hands under the table at the family dinner, sex is conservative and classical, mind dominates the heart, virgin until marriage and the marriage is strategic, have spouse or secret lover, sometimes both.