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I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL
Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL
I have only seen screenshots of this post, an ancient text…
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How do I... use this? I don't know what to do ;-;
here’s a youtube tutorial by the guy who made it
found this at an antique shop the other day and was immediately like oh this belongs on tumblr. sniles sneetly. fwowns fwangry.
“No man is an island” oh really? Really? What about him?:
Torterra.....
Learning to be a normal (ish) human being again after so many years of intermittent isolation and substance abuse is so fuckin rewarding man.
Today I was in a shop, just gazing at the bakery section with lustful eyes, when a man sidled past me, grinning at my obvious indecision. We had the kind of casual chat that my isolationist, shoplifty, weed-induced anxiety would never would have permitted this time last year.
He’s diabetic, but is picking up a cookie for his daughter, who has a violin concert today. She hates the violin, and, upon questioning, is apparently terrible at it. I tell him that I can relate - I gave up on the trumpet after a few years, but I never hated the instrument, nor the playing. I hated the rigid adherence to the repetitive style of teaching. He nods considerately, maybe wondering if that is her problem, too. Repetition can murder passion in the womb.
He isn’t buying her the cookie for being good at playing the violin. He’s buying it because she trusts her parent enough to stick at something he felt would be good for her to try, at least for a little while. The concert hasn’t happened yet, but the cookie is hers. He’s buying it because he loves her, and wants her to enjoy something that he cannot.
I tell him that I came here to see if this place had a chocolate cronut - that is, a doughnut made with croissant dough, with a chocolate glaze and excellent sprinkles. His eyes go wide at the description, and I hope that he finds one in future, because they are both trying so hard for one another. And chocolate cronuts are fucking great.
He tells me to go easy, and we smile at one another when we pass in the aisle, later on. I was wearing my winter motorbike gear and sweating my organs out during the entire thing, and yet when we were chatting, I felt too alive to notice
You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account
No one ever tell me anything bad about the person who runs this account.
the person who runs this account, Katie Gouldin, is an evolutionary biologist who has an EXCELLENT podcast called Creature Feature which compares and contrasts the weird behaviors of man and beast! she is super cute and funny too!
oh thank GOD
just want to add i love how much she hates elon
yeah okay ill reblog that
She is also credited by the Audubon society with coining the word “birb”
Also source for probably the best reaction image in history:
what the hell is going on
i believe in you Binface. you can do it. this could be your moment.
Please god it would be so funny
there is no downside to voting for Count Binface. its not taking away from other candidates bcos they aren't any and the more votes he gets the stupider Farage looks.
for people out of the loop:
Nigel Farage is the leader of Reform UK, a far right party who are currently in the process of a serious bid to become the UK government. they are just straight up evil.
Count Binface is an intergalactic space warrior with a bin on his head. he likes to run as a novelty candidate in general and mayoral elections. a big thing he likes to do is run as a candidate against the incumbent prime minister:
(Also pictured: Boris Johnson, Elmo)
Anyway, in brief:
Nigel Farage is currently in the midst of a big scandal about his finances
He has decided to deal with this by 1) making a show of nobly resigning from parliament and then 2) immediately running in the resulting by-election
He has stated that he is letting 'the people' judge his actions and implied that if he wins that will prove that he has been exonerated in the court of public opinion
His goal was presumably to get a big resounding win over the other parties, proving that The People still love him.
the other parties have thus far decided that this is a 'vanity election' and, well, there is one very easy way to ensure that he will not beat any of them, and that is simply not to play.
and as a result the only person who has so far confirmed they are running against him is Count Binface. no matter the outcome this makes Nigel Farage look like, u know, a fucking clown.
So what happens if Count Binface actually wins? Does he join Parliament? Does he have to take the bin off his face?
I've seen some people saying he would have to give up his title but it would seem that is no longer the case as of 1999; so, no, he can keep his ceremonial bin if he wishes.
Important to note also that Count Binface is the alter ego of comedian & political satirist Jon Harvey who seems to be an intelligent individual with reasonable politics. As I said no real downside.
The no hats rule clearly does not apply to him. He is not wearing a hat. It's a bin.
His political pledge
I'm very proud of my countrymen for introducing America to the world of the proper football chant.
None of this cheerleader stuff for soccer, oh no sireee, I mean, no disrespect to cheerleaders who put a LOT of work and effort into their performances, but somehow "Rah-Rah! We're the best" from peppily gymnastic young things can't quite match the sheer power of entire stadiums of grown up fans yelling at the top of their lungs things like....
It's unclear if this one originated with the English of Scottish games (spelling of "old" as "auld" notwithstanding), but either way, well done.
And it's striking home too! :D
Sportsball holds no interest for me, but that doesn't mean I can't respect the participation aspects sometimes.
The rotting jack-o'-lantern's aides and cabinet have apparently been scrambling to keep him from watching any of the world cup games with English speaking crowds, because so many of the chants have been about Epstein and him.
This includes keeping him from presenting the winners trophy at the final game, because can you IMAGINE sixty thousand international fans with a live target for those chants? He might shit himself to death on the spot.
.....Promise?
This is just awful
Yuck
Realized what he reminded me of
letd go eat parts of that guys car
falling in love with her art all over again...
Starfall by Anastasia Trusova, Acrylic on canvas
PlayStation putting out a legal notice saying they’re removing 500+ movies from user accounts days before announcing they’re getting rid of physical discs for games is an interesting choice
It is extremely rare that I get unintentionally rickrolled. It is extremely common that I look at a link and think to myself, that's a rickroll, and I click on it. Then I get to enjoy the satisfaction of being correct, as well as the entirety of Never Gonna Give You Up. That shit is a banger. If someone offers me a link directly to that song you think I'm not gonna take it? No. You know the rules and so do I. It's Astley time.
Yeah, it's time to get this post out again
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Shad literally used to make videos like this (not a compliment).
Hey look I’m fully on board with Shad hate, but this comment is really unhelpful unless you tell me what the actual problem is
Stalin used to eat vegetables, but that wasn’t really the thing that people generally take issue with
