Luther spottings! And someone may know him!
On the following days, I have personally spotted Luther the maybe vampire, but I’m pretty certain he is a vampire, on July 18th.
He came down Central Avenue as I was working at 10:47 in the morning and then circled back around again later that day at 2:58 pm. I had not caught the music he was playing both times but it had a heavy beat reminiscent of 80s hair bands.
And then I spotted him on July 28ths at 2:45 pm playing Salt n’Peppa.
I have noticed a pattern that when he drives around on Central he sticks to the later afternoons.
However the biggest news of all is that my Coworker had confided in me that her boyfriend’s boss may actually live next to Luther! I am quoting her on this, and she told me at 11:57 am on the Sunday morning of July 11th,
“I was trying to explain to [REDACTED] about luther and I described luther and then [REDACTED] said, “wait My bosses’ neigbor is like that.” and then I asked him if he drove a motorcycle, and he was like “Yes.” and then I was like, “Does he have purple lights under his motorcycle?” and he was like, “Yeah,” And then I asked if he played really loud music and then [REDACTED] said, “of course” and then I asked if this guy was also black and [REDACTED] said, Well that is a weird question but yeah.” And so I think [REDACTED]’s boss is actually Luther’s neighbor.”
AND THIS FOLKS BLOWS EVERYTHING OUT OF THE WATER.
Not only does this solidify Luther as a being that actually exists in our universe and not a collective hallucination but also completely annihilates my assumptions that Luther lived in a high rise condo nearby!
Wow.. Just wow. My mind is officially jelly right now.