A Ditzy Fairy

Feeling the vibes (Into LWA, Osomatsu, Etrian Odyssey, Shin Megami Tensei, and many more. (She / It. Honeydew, Holly or Harper)

[sugarradical-deactivated2024111]

APRILLLLL

[bruzum]

[otthonzulles]

i'd rather slit my own throat with a scissor

[syrenki]

[ditzy-fairy]

Juggling jellicle! It's fun to be bad at new hobbies :o) up next: balloon animals!

[whencircuitsshort]

why do people need to be domesticated animals for petplay,. u r my lion i bought you illegallu and you are trying to kill me. go

[lokaror]

i dont even want to fight in evil kingdom anymore but good kingdom wotn take me on account of my evil red sword and my skull pauldrons, and my jet black spiky armor and on account of the fact i killed 200 pixies just for fun and also they have regulations on how spiky your armor can be and the fact i killed 400 pixies

[only-tiktoks]

[justgarb]

I saw the skirt, got super excited, and was not disappointed

[torchickentacos]

Prev tags via @lostlegendaerie because I am LOSING IT at this

[dogpuppy]

[64mpg]

[klapollo]

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

[klapollo]

[cutecipher]

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

[iamoutofideas]

my little pony fans left in shambles after creator lauren faust reveals that the horses names are actually stinky pie, applejerk, and the other pointless cunts.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

ugh. fine. I guess I'm sorry for crashing my marvelous flying contraption into your stupid dog. whatever

[feekins]

Has this been done already or

[loiswasadevil]

I think I'm gonna get Family High

[asimplepotato]

I won't lie kitten, mommy had to sell the fantabulous flying machine. and the top hat with the gears too

[the-unseelie-court-official]

It's always eight o clock somewhere!

*passes out immediately*

[hungwy]

getting wicked drunk on honeydew behind my shoe house and smoking a mint leaf that a caterpillar sold me for five acorns